[Poem] Chat PJB

 by Emmit Other 

Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi

Justifies redacting the Epstein Files

(Illegally)

With a spinning top LLM defense

"Why did you redact the files?"

The robot answers

"Why arent you clapping for leader Trump harder?"

A representative asks,"Who do you work for?"

The automaton from the Hall of Presidents replies

"Buy tickets to Melania today! 95% on Rotten Tomatoes!"

An exasperated representative finally asks

"are you even human?"

The Sex Doll says

"I am whatever Daddy Trump wants me to be

In a Barbie World

Its fantastic

To be fasc plastic!"

Pedo Jim Jordon defended

Pedo Defender Bondi

By saying

"Leader Trump let me take a turn with her

Fair is fair, 

Your time may not be reclaimed"

Bondi replied

"The Stock market is high

Just like I am!"

Matthew 7: 21-23

 King James Version

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

My Honorable Opponent

[Poem] Obi Wan Without a Luke

 by Emmit Other

My life has been harsh

My roads winding and twisted

Hidden and obscured in the mists of Samsura

I am not a Guru

But I do feel Power to My Name

The Solidity of Who I Am

I Echo Lessons Learned

A few scraps are perceived

But I hear the final scene of the Death Star

The moment where I'm supposed to say

"Luke Use The Force"

"Let Go"

And....then two photon torpedoes go into the thermal exhaust port

But there is no Force

And there is no Luke Skywalker

Only the Music

And the Empty Air

And I certainly dont have an X-Wing

Lying Around

Do you?