Peter Pan: What are the stakes?
Superman: If you win, you get to court Denny.
Frankenstein: And if my monster wins?
Superman: He keeps away from your family. Forever.
(Peter looks stricken)
Peter Pan: No!
Superman: And if I win, and, by the way, I can go faster than the speed of light, you all face justice. Frankenstein for assault and Peter Pan for lewdness and assault.
Frankenstein Monster: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Superman: That's the deal. Otherwise we rumble. Either of you wanna take those odds?
Denny: Excuse me, I'm right here. Don't I get a say in this?
(He pats her head)
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