[Poem] Try that in a Large Town

 by Emmit Other

Nasty little racist twit

Sings a song that gets everyone upset

About how nasty people in small towns

Supposedly were

Cant say our experience

In the small town of Greenfield

Disabused us

Of the notion

But try lyching someone

In a large town

Indeed

If the Murdercops

Didnt live in small towns

And commute to big ones

Carrying their small town murder ways

Large towns would be even better

Small town folk

Move to big towns

And have kids

Who only care about property

Called

Windowfuckers

And elect cop humper mayors

But people are getting wise

To how racist

Racist 

RACIST

Conservatism is

Keep it in the small towns