[Poem] LLMs Are Theft

 by Emmit Other

Z Liberary 

Is where copyright goes to die

And while copyright is too long

Language Learning Models 

Or LLMs

Trained on Z library

Are theft

Theft

THEFT

Cheeto munching tech bros

Desperate to get ERP from fake women

Because real ones cant stand the smell

Defend their theft saying

That its just like training someone at the library

Yeah

A STOLEN library

And proof is in the pudding

micro$oft

Agreed to defend anyone sued for theft

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE THIEVES

Big Tech doesnt give money for free

Like Demons from hell

Dealing with them always costs you something

These are technofascist libertarian swine

Whose mantra is literally Tanstadfl

Their Aint No Such Thing As a Free Lunch

Never trust Big Tech 

Never trust Tech Bros