[Poem] 31 Carols of Christmas - Satanic Iowa

Somewhere deep down in the Cornhole State

Whose capital city is Ohio or Colombia or I forget

Where they wont vote for you 

Unless you have a Butter Popsicle or Pork Chop on a stick

(Originally invented to get the dog to play with Ugly Tim)

There is in the real honest to goodness world

A legit wide eyed janitor

Power cleaning the floor with Christmas Carols blaring

Over the State Capital PA

At 3am in the morning

Where he drops bis mop

And stares at the human skull and candles

Put there by the Satanic Temple

Because Christian Nationalists 

Just had to put religious shit 

On the Public Square

These heroes of secularism and satan

Do more to save use from Cnazis than Taylor Swift

So when you drink your eggnog

Raise your glass 

To the poor janitor

Who just sighed

Shook his head

And moved on