[Poem] Bleep Christmas

We live in a time of too much bleep

And we wake this morining and unwrap our bleep

Despite the raging bleep

I choke down some bleep and bleep it away.

So I stumble downstairs for some eggnog

And add the special bleep sauce

And the bleep finally goes away too

Then I look at my terrified families eyes

As they saw me dreal with the bleep and the bleep

"Well enjoy the bleep show you bleeping vleeps!"