[Poem] Clapping For Jedi Guadians

 By Emmit Other 

Aging Octagonaeian Boomers

Are yet again 

Demanding the Obligatory Bluewho Clap

For the Jedi Guardians

Who Died defending the Jedi Temple Children

From Darth Vader

Ignoring the Fact

That the Fallen Aging Ossified and Disgusting Jedi Order

Had everything that happened to it coming

(Except the murdered children)

Because they MADE Darth Vader

Yes Vader is responsible for his actions

And so are the jedi

Both have the childrens blood on their hands

And their abject useless failure at projecting them

By falling like dupes in a manufactured war

Hardly makes them objects of celebration

The democraps like to harp

About how they are the party of truth

And republicans arent

And yet the lich Nancy Pelosi stole the leadership seat from AOC

There is no plan

There has never been a plan

Biden is an incredibly unpopular president

Democrats take blame for nothing

Spit on the left

And expect us to vote in 2028

For the next centrist South Carolina selected

Milktoast compromise blue dog candidate

Nope.