by Emmit Other
When I say "BBB"
You say
"Better Business Beurea"
I Say
"The other BBB"
You Say
"Baby Blender Ball?"
I say "N....." and stop
Finger held up like the lip biting meme
I Say
"Kinna?"
I picture a Far Side cartoon
With Trumpjack Americadad
Holding a Baby in a Basketball Costume
Next to a Big Box that says "Used Blender Parts"
With a subline that said
"TrumpJack HorseDad Wants To Up His Game"
The Big Beuatiful Bill
-Gives Shitler Control of the Budget
-And Kills my Highly Vulnerable Friend
-Reduces the Odds the Military Will Step In by Making it Legal
I can't Magick this away
Republican Senators
Must Fear You
More than They Fear Trump
And You have Days Not Weeks
The Patriarchal Ghost of American Fascism is a Lie
It Has Forgotten the Face of Its Father
And Gotten it Drunk And Is Making America
Its 16 Year Old Daughter
Very Uncomfortable