Scene 3
Herald One
And so our good knights traveled throughout the land, undoing Merlin’s foul deeds.
Herald Two
Merlin tried to turn Grenadman into a Dog and the spell bounced off of a mirror and right back at him, but it didn't last long.
Herald One
Long enough to expose his ugly old face.
Herald Two
Arthur was incensed when he found out and banished Merlin.
Herald One
Speaking of Arthur, the grail was used to cure him of his ills.
Herald Two
As soon as he took a draught, he was cured.
Herald One
The Land is the King, the King is the Land.
Herald Two
Crops bloomed, the sun shown and suddenly prosperity spread throughout the land.
Herald One
Sir Pelinor and Sir Grenademan (knighted by King Arthur) created wondrous inventions that spread convenience throughout the land. The King started a university. Lancelot was favored again in court. Galahad was no longer the pure, since even his abrasive personality and lack of personal hygiene was not enough to dissuade those grateful for those who had saved the king and caused them to no longer be barnyard animals.
Herald Two
And they all lived happily ever after.
Herald One
Seriously?
Herald Two
Well, that’s what they thought until yesterday.
Herald One
There is, literally, in no world in the multiverse, ‘happily ever after’, even the afterlife has dull days.
Herald Two
How would you know?
Herald One
Seriously? (beat) Anyway, trouble loomed along the horizon.
Herald Two
Arthur had a son
Herald One
A son who had been grown faster than natural
Herald Two
Behold Mordred, the bastard
Herald One
And now he challenged the kingdom, his raiders slowly going deeper and deeper into the kingdom, pillaging and burning as they went
Herald Two
And so a council of the knights was called, to decide how best to solve the problem
Herald One
And at the command of Order, they had a most unexpected visitor…
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