[Poem] Say Goodbye To Normal

 by Emmit Other

The very doors

Say goodbye to what you knew

Nature is done

Playing nice with you

The coming crisis 

Has now come due

They told you

And told you

And told you

And told you

They told you

And told you

And told you

And told you

For decades you knew

For decades you knew

And now the bill has at last come due

No more snowball fights

No more beach days

No more cheap fruit from all over the world

No more flying places for vacation

No more blue skies

No more nature documentaries

Half the fish dishes you like will go away

Your home more likely to burn

Or be blown to bits in a tornado

Enjoy the intermission

Between now when anyone not a conservative freak

Sees the handwriting  on the wall

Take note 

Take note good citizen

Of which dems vote for what in days to come

Enjoy the intermission 

Between now

And when two major cities are destroyed

Not one

But two

By two witnesses shall the panic set in

The global economies collapse

The internet be restricted to save on energy

Gas cars outlawed

Flights outlawed

Gas powered lawn mowers outlawed

Normal is no longer an option

Your choices are the Hard Way

Or Death

Many

Many many many

Will choose death first