By Emmit Other
You dont go Full Amnesty International
Thats not how you get the Awards
You Dont Go Full Traitor Tankie
Thats Not How You Get The Awards
You Dont Go Full Tropic Thunder Blackface
That Shit Dont Fly No More
You Dont Aid Fascism and Lie For Russia
Without Getting Blood On Your Hands
Blood On Your Hands
As Deadly
As The Land Mines You Claim To Care About
Human Watch Not Watching
Sexy wife is sexy w awesome dog :)
Making a poem re vomit teacher jesus
fuck the rape court re affirm action
fuck capitalism and fuck the oligarchy
fuck texas and i wish they had a go fund me for the fired teacher
fuck Not Ramses and the Roman Slave Theater
lol re gif life of brian :) :) :)
Love the 9 essential rules except politics...Fuck Centrists and Centrism
I wont bring it up if others do but if you blow your dog whistle I will blow my bullhorn
Wow I hadn't even heard of Every Body but will keep an eye out re streaming
Fuck Capitalism Fuck Garland and Fuck Medicare Fraudsters
Fuck Mississippi and Fuck Murder Police...especially racist ones
Re fascism we need to be able to outlaw parties that demonize the other or democracy wont survive
Fuck Pizzarias thst want me to die of heat death and fuck lying liars
Hooray re Fucking Cross on Public Land
Guiliani is some kind of fae cursed invidual compelled to spill like Liar Liar w Jim Carey
Fuck Charlie Brown Biden and Fuck Centrists indeed
Language is power and we need to separate progressives centrists akd fascists by those who use the right words...like Nillionares not Billionares
And love your word choice skip slavers is exactly what we need to call them
Fuck the CTA
Fuck Texas and of course heat is making bad men worse
:/ re floriduh and pool dude
lol re step dad not planning to do it :)
interesting take re sunday usps dude because other headlines say he won...
smog is indeed bad everywhere
fuck Atlanta amd every atlanta mayor back to the 90s especially cop city window fucker freak
Fuck the Rape Court
Catio is awesome :) we might now do a mini version :)
good quote re coopting anti racism
Labyrinth is awesome
lol re photoshopped swamp hitler
How did you cause stress? the google fi phones not working in canada like they were supposed to is not your fault...
cat is adorbs :)
fuck the rape court and cool re standing...fuck ant lgbt freak
lol re fucking Christianist freak
fuck the rape court and military exemption
by Emmit Other
Never before has a boy asked for more
Of his own vomit
Because its gross
But some freak teacher
Made him eat it
And you know
You KNOW
That her first outrage
Was being caught on camera
Not at the fact
That people now know
She was a sadist
And choose teaching
To get her fix
How exactly
How
FUCKING HOW
Do we not psychologically test
Politicians
Military Officers
Landlords
Teachers
Social Workers
Police Officers
For sadists and sociopaths?
Because the American system is built
For sociopaths
Maintained by a Rape Court full of them
And they keep making us all
Eat our own vomit
With capitalism
Every
Single
Day
I had a friend
Get accused
Of being something he is not
Stalking and cybervigilanting him
On Twitter
Bear in mind
That Ninja Warrior here
Is Virtue Signalling
ON TWITTER
a Platform run by a fascist
For fascists
Virtue signaling on twitter
Is motherfucking
STUPID
Calling someone racist on twitter
Is motherfucking
STUPID
Its like dressing up
To the nines
And going to
The Adolph Hitler memorial
Racists are Cool
2023 Masquerade
And accusing someone
Of being an anti semite
After you paid
300000
For the mother fucking ticket
If you arent a fascist
Or fascist lover
Or fascist enabler
And you are on twitter
Dont virtue signal
Because
You have none
Authors Note: I hear the Semantics Democrat in the background saying if twitter is so bad, why is your friend there?
If that is the only thing you got out of the poem, go slap your face and read it again
And my friend runs a small business he is desperately trying to make work. I dont want anyone to be on twitter, but if you must be there, dont pretend moral superiority.
By Emmit Other
Its snowing in summer
Its snowing in summer
But dont make a snow cone
Dont make a snow cone
Or you will think
You work for wall street
Its Cocaine!
In a nearby shadow world
Big Bird Went Boom
The freaks that worked for Reagan
Thought this was a good idea
Instead of killing a teacher
They nearly killed a dream
You cannot kill an idea
But you sure can make one scream
Petty politics
And the demonic senate
Kept this program alive
Far longer than it should
Now the SLS does the same thing
Bathtub drowning the public good
An undemocratic senate
Snuffs the dreams of young eagles
An American Republic turned empire
Shouldnt even be legal....s....
.......
.......
Give...measels...
.......
Something....beagles...
....bagels?
Muggles?
.......
by Emmit Other
The Nasa guys I hear
Are opening a new frontier
Or perhaps they had too much beer
Given this stupid notion I fear
The tech bros sold Nasa another piece of shit
Just like the SLS which doesnt work
But with congress is quite the hit
ChatGPT for astronauts sounds fun
Until you know what its about
Sending them into the sun
Hallucinating a cool breeze they cant do without
They ask how the air is doing
And chatGPT makes something up en route
About fresh air and blue skies
While the astronaut goes blue
Since the truth to an llm is wearing a cunning disguise
Spitting into the wind
Messing around with Leroy Brown
Serving as Ronald MagaDonalds Lawyer
Expecting honesty from a Republican
Getting your news from Fox Noise
Thinking a nillionare is your friend
These are all stupid
But aint nothing compared
To a mercinary
Thinking he can cross
Prince Polonium
And not finish the job
Unless he has a food taster
For the rest of his life
And never goes above the first floor
He is the walking dead
Clock is ticking
Chef Blood Pool
Clock is ticking
Finally!
Finally!
FINALLY
We have a legit story
For Titanic 2
An edgy nillionare
The professor
The hot shot pilot
Go down
Into the Dark
"What?"
Wahwahwahwah
"What about 350 dying horribly?"
Wahwahwahwah
"Are you kidding me?
Wait...was there a nillionsre stuck with them?"
"No?
Maybe we can use this...
Have the sub seemingly die
But taken by Atlantis
At Warp speed
To save the 400
Maybe 2000 refugees
Like a cruise ship
Full of nillionares
Saving Refugees"
Titanic 2: The Crushening
When you live a lie
So much
That it traps you in a hell
A hell so dire
That your body is a prison
That slowly robs your breath
A lie that prevents escape
A lie that prevents apology
A lie that prevents change
Faith is belief in that which is unsern
But real
Believing in a lie
Isnt faith
It is just
Holding your breath until you turn
Blue
lalalalalalalala fingers in my ears
I cant hear you
The truth doesnt care
What you think of it
What you desire of it
It just is
And every lie is paid for
By someone
Most often
It is paid
By you.
Bitterly.
Nike wants you to be happy
Be happy
Oh so happy
Happy happy happy
Joy Joy Joy
Joi Joi Joi
Hapi Hapi Hapi
Hap Hap Hap
Fap Fap Fap
Tap Tap Tap
Dadoodadoodoodoo
Happiness
The internet sees
What was clearly supposed to be
An anthropomorphized sapient shoe spirit
And instead
Is...
A sapient spirit of...joy.
Playable at a fortnight game near you
Netflix assures you they arent there
Streamberrys terms
But
They are
You see
ChatGPT3000
Is reading everything you do
Everything you are
Do you think
You are save
From a future holodeck
Your gramdkids use
To spin up a simulation of you
And literally
Make you blow
Some Orange Tang
Right up your nose
Terms and Conditions
Tetms and Conditions
by Emmit Other
Bad enough that Europe is returning
Like a dog to its vomit
To conservatism
And not to moldy toe jam
Center Reich conservatism
But Qanon maga nazi freak far reich satanism
Even after seeing the UK
Even after seeing Trump
To vote conservative
In a system that allows third parties
Is the single greatest sign of moral
And cognitive decline
Imaginable
But to vote that way
When they promise to repeal abortion laws
When they want to make you a brood mare
That is a level of self loathing
That means
You arent worth
The slightest shred or molecule
Of empathy
Respect
Or dignity of any kind
