State of Terra

Greetings blog fans, this is my first post using the new Dragon anywhere software. Seems to be working pretty well. The neat thing about it is that since it's over the Internet long as you have a relay between worlds it allows you to use it even on terra firma.

Things are not going well here either. Our new president, Jeffrey P polyester, was a bit of ringer. We thought we were getting another safe highly bland candidate, when in fact we have our own version of, "Donald Trump". The only differences this one seems a lot more charismatic and intelligent than yours. Needless to say that I have not renewed my lease in Miami and am returning to my former home, family domicile, in swamp in Louisiana.

There had been talked for a while about getting a group of us together and maybe helping you guys out using EP's method of traveling between worlds… As it is we have our own problems. So it looks like we're on this boat together. 

Well maybe not quite the same boat, since President Polyester carefully used his nuclear power company to carefully and stealthily distribute toxic waste all over America, particularly in the Midwest and old Confederate South… Thus leading to two or three generations brain damage, I'm afraid that you can't say the same thing on earth. But in your defense, your people don't fall for some the things that are still like look over there or your shoes or untied…

So it looks like it's gonna be long for more likely eight years… And we here at Terra look forward to working with you. I can't guarantee that will be able to be of much help, but at least we'll be able to entertain you.

[Script] Sentinel Chronicles - November Project - Act 3 - Scene 7

[Roll Credits]

General is munching on his food, a full course lavish meal.  The door opens.

Muerte Poderso stands there, pounding his fist and grinning.

The general gulps.

Fin

Amazon Page finally here

Even if the search engines say it doesn't exist, Amazon finally got around to begrudingly admitting the thing was on sale on their website.

Meanwhile, in a totally unrelated series of events which has nothing to do with Amazon barely doing anything with my book and asking me for money to sell it on their own website, here is a link about Scottish workers having to camp in tents just to get some extra money for the holidays.

Thanks Amazon!

[Script] Sentinel Chronicles - November Project - Act 3 - Scene 6

Scene: Admiral talks to General in his office.

Admiral: So did you get it?

General: Yup. Yup. I'm impressed.  I can't believe you used an Order 37.

Admiral: I owe you a lot.

General: And those photos dont have anything to do with it?

Admiral: No comment.

General: But an order 37 violation is a death sentance.

The general reaches into the box and pulls out some champaign, smiles at it and then takes a bite of fine cheese.

Admiral: No comment.

Andrew comes in and grabs the Admiral by the collar.

Andrew: You'd BETTER comment. I heard everything.  You're going down...

Admiral: Its my word against yours.  If you try that I'll target your father.

Andrew: I....quit.

Admiral: You can't quit! Ths is a war for teh struggle again-

Andrew punshes the admiral in the face.

Andrew: I quit.

(Walks out the door)

[Script] Sentinel Chronicles - November Project - Act 3 - Scene 5

Scene: Hospital - Anderson and Cotter are in bed.  Anderson wakes up.

Anderson: What...what happened?

Cotter: We were rescued at the last minute by that guy we thought was a roid.

Anderson: WHAT?

Cotter: Yeah.  Turns out that he was backup.  He also delivered the cargo.

Anderson: Well that's good at least.

Cotter: Yeah...but (beat)

Anderson: What?

Cotter: I heard some of the orderlies talking.  There are rumors...rumors about that cargo.

Anderson (tone very dark): What KIND of rumors?

All Hail Lord Potato

Spiders in the Sugar Factory is Out!

My fellow Terran's book, "Spiders in the Sugar Factory" is now available on create space, and it looks FANTASTIC.  Despite google and amazon doing everything they can to make it not show up on search engines, this is a beautiful book and I think it will do quite well.

Lennie Gray Mowris did a FANTASTIC job laying this out.