A collaborative poem by Swirling Leaf, Take a Breath, Swagtastic and Emmit Other about martial arts, pirates, samurai and Japanese Gods.
Monday, December 29, 2025
Friday, December 12, 2025
[Poem] Project 14
by Emmit Other
We All Want to Change the World
Sometimes
Unemployed
Discontinued Disowned Disavowed
Too Old
Not What You Once Were
So the Poet Donned Black Cloth Robes
And a Facemask
and 14 Arrows Did he Quiver
To Change the World
Ideas for their Own Sake
Long Odds Every One
To see
Maybe
if the World Could
In Fact
Be Changed
Thursday, November 27, 2025
[Poem] Ohenton Karihwatehkwen
by Emmit Other
Words Above All Else
Is what the Mohawk say
For Thanksgiving
And I thought
It was not
Witness:
The Mohowk still celebrate this event
A profound gratitude for Mother Earth
And what is provided
Gratitude is where humility and kindness meet
Under the eternal sun
Witness
Ronald Raygun introduced the Turkey Pardon
As a gag with later full pardons
And cute names
Conservatives project
Did you know that a Presidential Pardon implies an admission of guilt?
What is the turkey guilty for?
It isn't.
But I am sure it is grateful for its life.
Witness:
Of 574 Recognized Tribes in the US today
We have broken our word to every single one of them
Massachusets celebrates indigeneous people's day
But still doesnt recognize besides a footnote
That the Wampanoag and Mohawk
Had traditions years and years before the Puritans
(Never call them fucking Pilgrims)
Aeons before the colonizers
Witness:
The Massachusetts Indigenous Legislative Agenda
Tuesday, November 25, 2025
Substack 100
I have been silenced or censored by
-Bluesky
-Mastadon
-Youtube
But you know who hasnt?
Substack. It does allow disgusting content there....but it also allows mine.
Wednesday, November 12, 2025
Thursday, October 30, 2025
The Queen in Blue - The Five Faces of the Dreamer
Opening Hook
"Welcome back, fellow travelers of the weird. Today we're diving into the final three stanzas of the poem 'I, Hastur' - arguably the most dangerous piece in the entire Emerson Portfolio. This is where everything comes together: the Shepherd, the Darkness, and the Yellow King converge in a dance that literally shaped reality itself."
Segment 1: "The Yellow King Speaks" (Stanza 3)
The third stanza reveals the Yellow King's own perspective - speaking in first person about its nature as a living idea, a memetic force that has corrupted civilizations throughout history. Key discussion points:
- The Yellow King's claim to have "always been" yet also having an origin point
- The litany of fallen cities: Dilmun, Atlantis, Troy, Iram of the Pillars, El Dorado
- The revelation that the King exists in a temporal loop
- The twisted love story at its heart - the King's obsession with "Her" (the Queen in Blue)
- How the King describes itself as simultaneously hate incarnate yet capable of love
Analysis: This stanza humanizes the cosmic horror in the most disturbing way possible - showing that even entities of pure corruption can experience genuine emotion, making them more dangerous, not less.
Segment 2: "We Are Hastur" (Stanza 4)
The fourth stanza shifts to the original Hastur - the Count who became the first Yellow King through autogenocide (destroying all alternate versions of himself). Discussion includes:
- The aristocratic origin story in Carcosa
- The child who played with spiders and learned dark magic
- The Phantasmagoria Ball as the ultimate ritual
- The disturbing mechanics of becoming the Yellow King through self-annihilation across infinite realities
- The [REDACTED] play section that was literally torn from the manuscript
Listener Warning: Rhombus Ticks himself warned that this section nearly cost him his sanity. The memetic infection is real, folks.
Segment 3: "The Queen in Blue Opera" (Stanza 5)
The final stanza presents Scriabin's operatic translation, allegedly from Sanskrit found in Etruscan ruins. This is where we get:
- The dual narrative structure following both the maid Boquet and the cosmic entities
- The famous refrain: "Thou shalt dance with the queen tonight boys"
- The Dreamer/Hound's declaration of power over nightmares
- The convergence at the Phantasmagoria Ball where King and Queen finally meet
- The paradox explained: "The Dreamer is the King / But the King is not the Dreamer"
The Core Revelation: The Queen in Blue tamed the Yellow King through a combination of love, strategy, and the deployment of the Ethan Baton bloodline as a "check" against the King's power. She founded a lineage specifically designed to produce someone who could focus the Dreamer's power against the King when needed.
Closing Analysis
These three stanzas complete the cosmic chess game:
- The Shepherd/Haita provides the white light of protection
- The Darkness represents entropy and the void
- The Yellow King embodies corruption and ascension through hubris
- The Queen in Blue uses love and strategic patience to maintain balance
- The Dreamer/Hound acts as enforcer of the balance
The poem suggests all five faces are aspects of Hastur, operating across different layers of reality simultaneously.
Final Warning
Remember Dr. Bathory's forward: read this material once if you must, but protective rituals are recommended. Rhombus himself became infected and had to journey to Carcosa seeking answers.
As always, stay skeptical, stay safe, and remember - some knowledge comes with a price.
[End theme: discordant strings fading into static]
Episode Notes:
- This material is from the Emerson Portfolio, translated by Dr. Persephone Bathory
- Multiple scholars report temporal anomalies with this text
- Carbon dating results are contradictory and "supernatural"
- For mental health resources, please see our website
Saturday, October 18, 2025
[Poem] King Trump
By Emmit Other
There is a king who isnt
Who think he is but wont
Admit it
Cause he is Donnie Dont
He admit guts like Hitler
And has a Cabinet full of Bats
Dude cant keep his underwear
From soiling like the box o cats
His minions are not cute and yellow
But red faced drunk and angry
But totally not SS Hello!
For a guy that needs depends
He uses the Constitution for TP
Rumor on the street is
He has a tiny mushroom peepee
Rumor also lets us know
There is a buncha protests
No Kings No Kings No Kings today
Or know nothing like Jon Snow
