Double Down Double Dead Pt 2

by T.C. Ricks Performed by Matt Franklin

Our protagonist has the attention of the vampires.  Now he must earn their respect, but it turns out that the method is not how one might expect.

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Smirk

How do you know they’re not a receptacle for some previously unknown cosmic power? 

Frank leaves, shaking his head.

INT. BANK – DAY (LATE)

At the bank again, Frank Noble in costume, without the mask, garnering bizarre looks from the patrons. 

Old MAN

Say ain’t there that there super hero that clocked me upside the head? 

BANK Teller

Yes, that certainly does seem to be him. 

Old MAN

Dangerous to society. A menace. Out to be locked up. 

Bank TELLER

I don’t know, I make it a policy to avoid arguments with people that have an inordinate amount of explosives on their person. 

Old MAN

You have a good point there. Problems like that usually take care of themselves….as in sending themselves to the afterlife very shortly. 

Bank TELLER

Think I should call the police? 

OLD MAN

No, there’s no crime in being a super hero… 

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Dansen

What, now you’re some kind of political expert? 

Frank

Er…right. Will you be needing me here any longer? 

Smirk

We might need you to make a statement later, but since you seem to be fine-and a friend of Hawkqueen’s, I don’t see any reason why not. Captain generally doesn’t like us messing around with Superheroes.

Frank

How do you know I’m not a super villian? 

Dansen

Villains tend to have less ridiculous costumes. 

Frank

er….right. 

Smirk

Most defiantly, bad guys almost always have a better sense of style. Though I have to say Hawkqueen is quite a babe.  Inoria is a bit young for my taste though.

Dansen

Oh, I agree with you there. It’s usually the males that have a total lack of fashion sense, like Captain Hammer…it’s not like he NEEDS to have those hammers glued to his cape, I mean they don’t actually DO anything. 

Grenademan Vs The Zombies - Chapter 1 - Part 1

Written by T.C. Ricks, Performed by Matt Franklin.  Edited by Fiona Skye.

A gaming group makes a bet that they can survive the zombie apocalypse.  Someone takes them up on the offer and they are faced with a hoard of real zombies!

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Dansen

What, now you’re some kind of political expert? 

Frank

Er…right. Will you be needing me here any longer? 

Smirk

We might need you to make a statement later, but since you seem to be fine-and a friend of Hawkqueen’s, I don’t see any reason why not. Captain generally doesn’t like us messing around with Superheroes.

Frank

How do you know I’m not a super villian? 

Dansen

Villains tend to have less ridiculous costumes. 

Frank

er….right. 

Smirk

Most defiantly, bad guys almost always have a better sense of style. Though I have to say Hawkqueen is quite a babe.  Inoria is a bit young for my taste though.

Dansen

Oh, I agree with you there. It’s usually the males that have a total lack of fashion sense, like Captain Hammer…it’s not like he NEEDS to have those hammers glued to his cape, I mean they don’t actually DO anything. 

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Smirk

That’s not the way it looks. 

Dansen

Doesn’t matter. 

Smirk

Well it should. 

Dansen

I’ll be sure to alert the American Vocabulary Association. 

Frank

Excuse me. 

Smirk

Yeah? 

Frank

How exactly did I get here? 

Dansen

Not entirely sure. We found you after we got a silent alarm back at the station. We’ve got a permanent arrangement with Hawkqueen and Inoria….not that we can usually do much to whatever is messing around with their headquarters, but we like to at least say we made the attempt. 

Smirk

I’ll say-Metahuman detail is humiliating. I can’t remember the number of times I’ve told rookies to stop shooting after the first bullet….I mean, for crying out loud, if the bullets are bouncing off a guy-what’s the point of wasting ammunition at legitimate tax payer expense. 

Double Down, Double Dead Pt 1

This story is about a man who has been declared legally dead by the state but is very much alive.  He determines to use the Vampire Registration Act to get a legal ID and get legal.

by T.C. Ricks.  Performed by Matt Franklin.

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