Grenademan arrives to help the group. The group is underwhelmed. by T.C. Ricks, Performed by Matt Franklin.
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Thursday, December 25, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 45
Smirk
We have your brother
with us.
Fred
opens the door.
Dansen
Public record listed Dr.
Noble being released to your temporary custody several months ago,
and we just wanted to see if you had some sort of on-going
counseling.
Frank
Fred, I-don’t know
what’s going on. I’ve-something happened to me.
Fred
looks shocked for a moment. He looks Frank up and down. He starts
looking angry and then spontaneously rushes forward and punches
Frank.
Dansen
Whoa! Hold on there!
Smirk
That wasn’t exactly
the reaction I was expecting.
Frank
What-why?
FRED
I saw the whole thing on
the news Frank. How DARE you bring this sort of thing to my front
door! I’ve got children.
Frank
It’s not exactly like
I had a choice, I’m barely remembering who I am.
FRED
Yes, Frank-you did have
a choice. Go away.
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 44
FRANK
A crime you say?
OLD MAN
Oh yes! Being committed
by the Forces of Evil!
FRANK
THE FORCES OF EVIL?!
DANSEN
Those are the guys,
yeah.
FRANK
(puts on his mask)
THEN LET US DEPART!
Frank
charges out of the bank at a full out run. Dansen and Smirk slowly
start to follow, obviously in no particular hurry.
DANSEN
Sad.
BANK TELLER
This happens a lot?
SMIRK
Way too much.
EXT.
FRED’S HOUSE - NIGHT
Outside
a small house, normal looking yard with a white picket fence. Frank,
Dansen and Smirk walk up to the door. Dansen knocks.
Fred
(through the door)
Hello?
Dansen
Yes, are you FRED
Noble?
Fred
Yes, that’s correct.
What’s the matter officer?
Saturday, December 20, 2014
The League of Christmas Darkness and Other Bleary Poems
by Emmit Other, Performed by Matt Franklin
An aria of warning to those who find the true meaning of Christmas
Why the other reindeer really bullied
Why the Little Match Girl isn't all that nice
Why the Snowman with the magic hat is a thief and a liar....
Thursday, December 18, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 43
FRANK
Listen-you don’t
understand. I don’t get a lot of this, but I know something bad is
happening.
DANSEN
Oh yes, a lot of bad
stuff is happening all over the place.
FRANK
I’ve got to stop it!
DANSEN
And what would that be?
FRANK
I can’t. I’m having
trouble remembering, It was Dr. Shadows!
SMIRK
You mean the super hero
who’s been dead for 30 years?
FRANK
But I just saw him!
SMIRK
Oh really? Wait, you’re
a super hero right?
DANSEN
Huh?
(looks at Smirk)
SMIRK
(Looking back at
Dansen)
Bear with me here.
FRANK
No. I mean yes. I was
but I’m not really a super hero.
SMIRK
That’s a shame,
because there’s this crime we need help solving.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 42
SMIRK
Ok, maybe he’s not so
fine.
OLD MAN
Do you think those are
real live hand grenades he’s carrying?
DANSEN
I don’t know, but I’m
not taking any chances…(walks toward Frank) Excuse
me-(cont)
FRANK
Huh?
DANSEN
(cont)
Mr..er…?
FRANK
Frank,
Grenademan…GrenadeFrank
SMIRK
Right Mr. GrenadeFrank,
we’re going to have to take you in.
FRANK
NO! Not back there! They
locked me away!
DANSEN
Locked you away eh? As
in the nuthouse?
FRANK
That’s right! After
they tampered with my mind!
SMIRK
Well-we’ll just take
you for a nice relaxing drive then, how does that sound?
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