[Script] Tossing Grenades At Windmills - Page 47

Dansen

Some cop you are. Come on, let’s get out of here. You’re being awfully quiet there Captain Cosmos

Smirk

You would be too if your world just turned upside down. 

The two cops take Frank away in the squad car.

INT. FRED’S HOUSE – NIGHT

Fred turns around and sees his wife and children there looking very upset and angry. Fred hangs his head and sighs.

INT. PADDED CELL - NIGHT

Frank is inside a Padded Cell again and in a straight jacket. Doctors can be heard talking outside of the cell.

Voice #1

Goodnight Dr. Noble, we’ll resume counseling in the morning. It’s good to have you back. 

Voice #2

I always knew he was crazy, just pretending to be sane/ 

Voice #1

Yes, it seems you were right. 

Voice #2

Darn right I was. Nobody ever listens to me. Even though I’m the one that works with them all day. I’m the one that can see that little cackle in their eyes, the way it gleams. 

Voice #1

Yes, well it does seem that sadly, this time you were right. What a shame. 

Voice #2

Shame? 

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[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 46

Dansen

Actually, if you don’t mind we’d like to-(cont) 

FRED

Get a warrant or talk to my lawyer. Take him away.

Fred goes back inside and slams the door.

Dansen

(cont)

Ask you a few questions.

Smirk

Guess family isn’t what it used to be. 

Dansen

Well, you’ve got to admit, if you had a brother that dressed up in underwear and tossed grenades at people you wouldn’t exactly want them hanging around. 

Smirk

Family is family. Blood is thicker than anything else.  

INT. DINING ROOM – NIGHT

Fred is inside watching. Fred frowns.

EXT. FRED’S HOUSE - NIGHT

Dansen

Even the law? 

Smirk

Yup. Even the law.

Dansen

Some cop you are. Come on, let’s get out of here. You’re being awfully quiet there Captain Cosmos

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[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 45

Smirk

We have your brother with us.

Fred opens the door. 

Dansen

Public record listed Dr. Noble being released to your temporary custody several months ago, and we just wanted to see if you had some sort of on-going counseling. 

Frank

Fred, I-don’t know what’s going on. I’ve-something happened to me.

Fred looks shocked for a moment. He looks Frank up and down. He starts looking angry and then spontaneously rushes forward and punches Frank. 

Dansen

Whoa! Hold on there! 

Smirk

That wasn’t exactly the reaction I was expecting. 

Frank

What-why? 

FRED

I saw the whole thing on the news Frank. How DARE you bring this sort of thing to my front door! I’ve got children.

Frank

It’s not exactly like I had a choice, I’m barely remembering who I am. 

FRED

Yes, Frank-you did have a choice. Go away. 

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 44

FRANK

A crime you say? 

OLD MAN

Oh yes! Being committed by the Forces of Evil! 

FRANK

THE FORCES OF EVIL?! 

DANSEN

Those are the guys, yeah. 

FRANK

(puts on his mask)

THEN LET US DEPART! 

Frank charges out of the bank at a full out run. Dansen and Smirk slowly start to follow, obviously in no particular hurry.

DANSEN

Sad.

BANK TELLER

This happens a lot? 

SMIRK

Way too much.

EXT. FRED’S HOUSE - NIGHT

Outside a small house, normal looking yard with a white picket fence. Frank, Dansen and Smirk walk up to the door. Dansen knocks. 

Fred

(through the door)

Hello? 

Dansen

Yes, are you FRED Noble? 

Fred

Yes, that’s correct. What’s the matter officer?