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CHAINSAW FRED

Bring him back! 

DOC SHADOWS

I don’t think that’s possible. Even if I wanted to.

CHAINSAW FRED

Do it! 

Doc Shadows checks the machine gain.

DOC SHADOWS

He is gone, I’m sorry. The machine was set to spread my atoms across the cosmos. Inoria damaged the circuits too much. 

Hawkqueen

Then he’s gone? 

DOC SHADOWS

Not necessarily. That cape of his was made of the same stuff that allowed this cannon to work. There is a remote chance he’s out there somewhere, still alive…but it is beyond my power to bring him back. Now we must go. And quickly. 

Inoria

What about them?

Inoria points to the unconscious goons and the babbling Thorne. 

DOC SHADOWS

They deserve death. They certainly have killed. I know, I’ve seen it. 

Hawkqueen

Like you? 

DOC SHADOWS

I’ve done many dark things, my dear, but that’s not one of them. I at least try to maintain some illusion of honor. 

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GRENADEMAN

FEAR NOT VILLIAN, GRENADEMAN SHALL SAVE YOU FROM THE GAZE OF THE CHICKENMAST-

The cannon fires, the transport lights come on and Grenademan vanishes again.

 

CHAINSAW FRED

FRANK! NO! No. 

There is a brief silence and the fighting stops.

Doc Shadows reaches down and picks up the fortune cookie, crushes it and reads it silently. He looks slowly at the other men and concentrates, knocking them out one by one with the force of his gaze. He slowly walks up to Thorne, who begins to move the cannon at him again as he does this.

Inoria moves up to the cannon and fries it with her laser

pistol. The cannon stops.

DOC SHADOWS

Enjoy the nightmares Thorne. Welcome to mine.

Doc Shadows places his palm on Thorne’s forehead.  Thorne screams.

J. R. R. Thorne

What, what is it? 

DOC SHADOWS

The Id of a twisted telepath. Not a pretty thing is it? (Turns to the heroes)

We need to go.  

Inoria

I think I can fix this…we can bring him back. 

DOC SHADOWS

I’ve activated the self-destruct. No one is ever using this machine again. 

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j.r.r. Thorne

You’d hardly have helped me if it wasn’t for some noble cause now would you? 

DOC SHADOWS

You used me! 

J.R.R. Thorne

I use everyone.

 

DOC SHADOWS

But-how did you hide? I shou (interrupted)

J.R.R. Thorne

Should have seen it in my mind? You couldn’t see what wasn’t there Doctor Shadows, a simple matter of hypnosis to have the thought removed…  

DOC SHADOWS

Not if I can help it. I’ll simply reset the machine to spread its component atoms across the cosmos, and me with it! 

J. R. R. Thorne

Ah, the wonders of modern technology.

Thorne pulls out a remote control.

J. R. R. Thorne

You may be going sir, but the machine stays right here.

The cannon moves around to shoot Doc Shadows, who doesn’t seem inclined to get out of the way.

Grenademan leaps up and pushes him out of the way

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DOC SHADOWS

There are no innocent Metahumans. They destroy entire city blocks with their senseless battles, rip minds, shred dreams.  

Inoria

Some of them are children! 

DOC SHADOWS

Children who will grow up to be Metahumans.

Shadows knocks Inoria unconscious.

DOC SHADOWS

Enough of this. Keep your word

Thorne.  

J.R.R. Thorne

With pleasure.

J. R. R. Thorne aims the machine at DOC SHADOWS and it begins to fire.

Hawkqueen

I don’t think so.

Hawkqueen kicks Thorne and proceeds to fight with him. Doc Shadows shrieks with rage and goes to the machine himself. 

DOC SHADOWS

If you want something done right, do it yours-it’s not set to transport the metahumans at all! It’s set to (cont)

Doc Shadows checks the controls

DOC SHADOWS

(cont)

Rob banks?! All this righteous fury and all you wanted to do was rob BANKS?! 

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DOC SHADOWS

I’ve lived over 110 years now, and I can’t die. Everything I’ve done, every time I try to end my life, something stops it. I can suffer pain or injury, but it will eventually heal. Much like the flying Dutchman, I am cursed to wander the Earth. Now hold still. 

Inoria

No thanks. You hold still first. Surely you don’t believe Thorne is planning on simply stopping there do you. He must be getting something out of this. 

J.R.R. Thorne

He is Inoria, he is. J.R.R. Thorne is going to send every Meta on the face of the Earth to another dimension, right after I destroy Shadows.

 

The henchmen and Shadows begin to win as Thorne finishes adjusting the machine and joins the fight. 

GRENADEMAN

(facing Thorne)

PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED EVIL CHICKENMASTER! 

J.R.R. Thorne

I don’t plan on dignifying that with a response. 

Inoria

You can’t let him do it! There are innocent people…
 

CHAINSAW FRED

(to Thorne)

You already did, gimp.

 

More fighting ensues. The heroes seem to win for a while, then lose, then begin to win again.