Scene: Peter is flying on his bike, blithely whistling to himself.
Peter: Look Twink! The finishing line! I can see it!
Twinkerbell chimes encouragingly.
Scene: There is a blur of light. Suddenly the city swallows and blurs around peter as he is actually moved faster than the speed of light back to his original starting point.
Peter: Wha...we're right back where we started?!
Superman: That's right. Cheating is not allowed.
Peter (turns around): That's not fair!
Superman: Neither is cheating.
(Peter whines and emo hits Superman. He hurts his hand.)
Superman: Now, let's both start again and try to catch up to Frankenstein.
Peter: Get him Twink!
Twinkerbell hovers over superman, sprinkling Pixie dust on him.
(Superman crosses his arms and shakes his head, smirking. Peter does the same. Superman looks confused for a moment, and then begins to float up off the ground.)
Peter: Magic. Bye superman.
Superman: I can fly on my own damn it, I....come back here!
(Superman begins to try and 'swim' through the air, back to his back but continues to float upward like a balloon. Peter flies off on his bike.)
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Monday, June 13, 2016
The National FlintLock Act
"It's good enough for Texas, it's good enough for the rest of America." - Senator Rhinestone (BM-TX)
Whereas, feeling the need to maintain an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, we the congress of the United States of America, do solemnly declare that it is the Law of the Land that no weapon whose design was patented (ref WIPO standards per law 457-A) post 1789 may be in the hands of a private citizen. Recognizing that the right to bear arms shall not be abridged, and therefore added on to in any capacity, citizens may not possess a firearm of any kind whose design did not exist prior to 1789.
A) Military weaponry pre 1789 including Canons, Ballistic, Trebuchets, Mortars and Artillery are exempt from this law since there is no indication that these were intended by the founding fathers for the 2nd amendment intention of Self Defense.
b) Regulated Private Militias, licensed by their individual state (Ref Amendment 14 allowing Federal Regulation of the Right to Life) including Private Security Companies, Private Detective Agencies, Gun Clubs or Civil War (1,2, or 3) reenactors may have weapons designed up to 1879 (ref Texas Admittance to the Union Act of 1912).
c) National Guard Units of States subject to the Voting Rights Act of 1965 specifically at this time Alabama, Oklahoma, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Texas (As Regulated Territory or State), Virginia, West Virginia, West Carolina, Mississippi and Kansas shall be subject to regulation of this statute and may not have weaponry designed after 1918.
Clauses of this act shall be enforceable by the Federal Beurea of Investigation under the supervision of the President of the United States.
If any clause of this act is found to be unconstitutional, then the size of the court shall immediately be expanded to twice its size with candidates preselected and nominated per the Bull Moose Majority Act of 2017.
Challenging this act in court shall constitute a felony upon failure to overturn."
Whereas, feeling the need to maintain an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, we the congress of the United States of America, do solemnly declare that it is the Law of the Land that no weapon whose design was patented (ref WIPO standards per law 457-A) post 1789 may be in the hands of a private citizen. Recognizing that the right to bear arms shall not be abridged, and therefore added on to in any capacity, citizens may not possess a firearm of any kind whose design did not exist prior to 1789.
A) Military weaponry pre 1789 including Canons, Ballistic, Trebuchets, Mortars and Artillery are exempt from this law since there is no indication that these were intended by the founding fathers for the 2nd amendment intention of Self Defense.
b) Regulated Private Militias, licensed by their individual state (Ref Amendment 14 allowing Federal Regulation of the Right to Life) including Private Security Companies, Private Detective Agencies, Gun Clubs or Civil War (1,2, or 3) reenactors may have weapons designed up to 1879 (ref Texas Admittance to the Union Act of 1912).
c) National Guard Units of States subject to the Voting Rights Act of 1965 specifically at this time Alabama, Oklahoma, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Texas (As Regulated Territory or State), Virginia, West Virginia, West Carolina, Mississippi and Kansas shall be subject to regulation of this statute and may not have weaponry designed after 1918.
Clauses of this act shall be enforceable by the Federal Beurea of Investigation under the supervision of the President of the United States.
If any clause of this act is found to be unconstitutional, then the size of the court shall immediately be expanded to twice its size with candidates preselected and nominated per the Bull Moose Majority Act of 2017.
Challenging this act in court shall constitute a felony upon failure to overturn."
Sunday, June 12, 2016
I Give Up Trying To Make Sense of this Shit
by Redwin Tursor
Every day
I gaze out into my electric Palantir
Trying to make sense of the two worlds
And all I see are trends and chess games of petty kings
That still cant prepare you for the noxious bullshit
Some good God Guy with a gun goes and pulls
To pull this on a bunch of people
Just trying to find a bit of joy in this miserable life of ours
I have sought knowledge
Because I thought knowledge would bring me power
But there is no power
I never really believed I had control
But I figured I might be able to release some balast
And control how high I was when the wind blows
What a joke.
What a joke it is to think we have any ability to affect
The living dicks that surround us
Or even the other people that cozy up to the living dicks
As if somehow these men who arent men
Who are ammosexualized shriveled souled ghouls
Were worth knowing
You know its part of their heritage
To be fucking monsters
But I cant even be angry at the fucktards any more
They're like sandcastles
Just fucking fiddly bits of rocks
Moved around at the next tide of filth spewed out on "our" airwaves
By the monsterous webs of vomitous billionares
All I can do is have a beer and stay away from the fuckers
While I can
And stay away from the fuckers who think they're swell
While I can
And tomorrow is another day
And lets hope that those of use who are not fucking monsters
Get another and maybe even another
Every day
I gaze out into my electric Palantir
Trying to make sense of the two worlds
And all I see are trends and chess games of petty kings
That still cant prepare you for the noxious bullshit
Some good God Guy with a gun goes and pulls
To pull this on a bunch of people
Just trying to find a bit of joy in this miserable life of ours
I have sought knowledge
Because I thought knowledge would bring me power
But there is no power
I never really believed I had control
But I figured I might be able to release some balast
And control how high I was when the wind blows
What a joke.
What a joke it is to think we have any ability to affect
The living dicks that surround us
Or even the other people that cozy up to the living dicks
As if somehow these men who arent men
Who are ammosexualized shriveled souled ghouls
Were worth knowing
You know its part of their heritage
To be fucking monsters
But I cant even be angry at the fucktards any more
They're like sandcastles
Just fucking fiddly bits of rocks
Moved around at the next tide of filth spewed out on "our" airwaves
By the monsterous webs of vomitous billionares
All I can do is have a beer and stay away from the fuckers
While I can
And stay away from the fuckers who think they're swell
While I can
And tomorrow is another day
And lets hope that those of use who are not fucking monsters
Get another and maybe even another
Saturday, June 11, 2016
The Power of Words
I first learned of the concept of memetics when helping brainstorm ideas for my friends at Holistic Design when they were working on Sathranet. I had been a molecular biology major in college, so the idea of looking of ideas from a biological perspective was something that I could not get rid of. The idea fascinated me. Later, when I spent time helping some of those same friends at the Mythic Imagination institute, I came to think of memes not just on a 'viral' thing like the Macarena but complex things like institutions...a Eukaryotic organism made up of interlocking ideas that was complicated.
But in biology, there are disciplines beyond even that, climatologists and wildlife management and even urban biologists....
I think we can get to the micro level and try to engineer institutions, we need an understanding of how institutions work with each other, what keeps them together and how many you need for a stable society. Case in point, we created a government in Iraq and Afghanistan...and it didn't work out too well. Ignoring the standard libertarian bullshit, it was more than just because we had a tin ear during the process. It was because we imposed our idea of what a government should be in an environment where people already had preconceived ideas. That is terrible engineering and Feng Shui in general.
We have all of this knowledge about how the mind works and how people work even at a macro level but we choose to ignore how it all fits together. We only cared about putting a government together, but not about the other things that make a democratic society work, like credible parties (yes I said credible parties, because it isn't like our own democracy is working now is it?) or those little old ladies that volunteer at the election areas or the honest brokers in the areas of America that are actually honest. But that's just politics. A chamber of commerce of small business owners to make sure government responds to business and people and cosponsor infrastructure projects that helps the people at large. Charitable foundations from guilty dead rich people who help fund the arts and cement areas that the government hasn't noticed.
But that's all complicated, you say. Well, maybe. But National Park managers don't just focus on the animal that people care about (say bears) but all the things that it eats, that eat it, or that eat the things that eat the things that eat the things. If we can do it for a fucking national park, why the hell can't we do it for societies and government?
We are not only really not trying, but we're not studying it in a systemic way. There are no competing theories about how to do it, much less actual study. Oh, sure, these guys have created a whole bunch of institutions to shape society...
One of my favorite books for summarizing complex ideas is Outliers...
One of the chapters focuses on how an airline tried to get its pilots to reduce error and faced little success until one guy was smart enough to figure out the problem was that in Korean, the language is very hierarchical, so the pilot and the copilot did not cooperate. The copilot would never correct or inform the pilot of anything. So they switched to English...suddenly pilot and copilot were much more egalitarian and the accident rate plummited.
So I think that forming a culture matters about the language that is spoken, at the least words that are chosen (ie never using lying conservative words) or the language itself. Latin used to be the lingua franca of the intellectual elite. Maybe we need to start teaching that again. But better...
Esperanto was designed at the beginning of the 20th century as an easy to use language that encouraged openness, peace and understanding. Maybe we should use it as the language of government.
Yes, in the novel 1984 they chance the language to that of compliance.
Its not like Fox News hasn't already done that. Vocabulary usage among conservatives is considerably different. But is communication with those who have no desire to communicate but only infect really worth your time? Can you have a rational discourse with an emotional being?
I'm not trying to convince you to push a rock up hill or not push a rock up a hill.
What I AM saying is that to solve this problem in the long term, we need to look at society, what makes it work, and how to build and maintain it and I think cultural memetics...or whatever the hell you call it..is the way to go.
Soon I might explore the right words. Or not, but eventually. What it is, and what it is not. But I think the language, and chosing the right language for each institution might be one mechanism for doing that.
I think we can get to the micro level and try to engineer institutions, we need an understanding of how institutions work with each other, what keeps them together and how many you need for a stable society. Case in point, we created a government in Iraq and Afghanistan...and it didn't work out too well. Ignoring the standard libertarian bullshit, it was more than just because we had a tin ear during the process. It was because we imposed our idea of what a government should be in an environment where people already had preconceived ideas. That is terrible engineering and Feng Shui in general.
We have all of this knowledge about how the mind works and how people work even at a macro level but we choose to ignore how it all fits together. We only cared about putting a government together, but not about the other things that make a democratic society work, like credible parties (yes I said credible parties, because it isn't like our own democracy is working now is it?) or those little old ladies that volunteer at the election areas or the honest brokers in the areas of America that are actually honest. But that's just politics. A chamber of commerce of small business owners to make sure government responds to business and people and cosponsor infrastructure projects that helps the people at large. Charitable foundations from guilty dead rich people who help fund the arts and cement areas that the government hasn't noticed.
But that's all complicated, you say. Well, maybe. But National Park managers don't just focus on the animal that people care about (say bears) but all the things that it eats, that eat it, or that eat the things that eat the things that eat the things. If we can do it for a fucking national park, why the hell can't we do it for societies and government?
We are not only really not trying, but we're not studying it in a systemic way. There are no competing theories about how to do it, much less actual study. Oh, sure, these guys have created a whole bunch of institutions to shape society...
But they aren't doing so with the intent of shaping society. Note, they are pretending to shape society, liberals think they are doing it to shape society, but they are really doing it just to get rich. Because they have gotten a great ROI on their investment but their model has warped their followers in ways they never desired or predicted...
So I think that forming a culture matters about the language that is spoken, at the least words that are chosen (ie never using lying conservative words) or the language itself. Latin used to be the lingua franca of the intellectual elite. Maybe we need to start teaching that again. But better...
Esperanto was designed at the beginning of the 20th century as an easy to use language that encouraged openness, peace and understanding. Maybe we should use it as the language of government.
Yes, in the novel 1984 they chance the language to that of compliance.
Its not like Fox News hasn't already done that. Vocabulary usage among conservatives is considerably different. But is communication with those who have no desire to communicate but only infect really worth your time? Can you have a rational discourse with an emotional being?
I'm not trying to convince you to push a rock up hill or not push a rock up a hill.
What I AM saying is that to solve this problem in the long term, we need to look at society, what makes it work, and how to build and maintain it and I think cultural memetics...or whatever the hell you call it..is the way to go.
Soon I might explore the right words. Or not, but eventually. What it is, and what it is not. But I think the language, and chosing the right language for each institution might be one mechanism for doing that.
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
[ heliotrope] smarter than the average Magic Bag bear
You have a curse. You just don't know it yet. One of the rare inhabitants of outer fairy, the magic bear or more specifically the subspecies known as the magic bad bear, is a mysterious creature indeed rather than sneaking about stealing picnic baskets comma it creates magical picnic baskets. It is a little-known fact, that bears free date humans. I had actually tried to say came before humans using the prefix free for free or 3 Aur Pyaar well this thing is really messed up but I kind of like the idea of dating humans so I'm going to leave that in there. As I was saying comma magic back Bears known for creating picnic baskets that reduce all the things you could ever want or produce all the things you ever want but they can also reduce things as you put them into the picnic basket so small that it feels as if they were actually there so you can take them out put them in there. Uline
I find it rather interesting that the word new line which is this case is used to an incident initiate a return is also very close to the word or sign which has no relevance to what we're talking about but there's no humans I think it's relevant to my amusement. By the way they can city is losing burning Bernie, Wichita which sucks but it is keeping Gina butt it is keeping Gina... kama which docs which sucks what it is keeping Gina bought it is keeping Sheena... So I will still be continuing my monthly contributions in case someone decides to let me ask early projected side Jesus Christ I didn't even say any of those things they went totally mental it went totally mental Jesus Christ now I know why people in a mile has sworn off using robots that's easy the letter A the letter P the letter P the letter L the letter A the letter in the letter G the letter A the letter R the letter M the letter A the letter y the letter A the letter R good God just Jesus Christ what the fuck is wrong with this I'm trying write a simple piece about Magic Bag Bears will really magic bears but I decided to find out that yes there are apparently Magic Bag bears and this stupid piece of shit just keep scrolling crap all over my God damn well it's like anyway.. nearby
Solar Bears new facility beastiality had to say that twice reality beastiality Valatie beastiality it really doesn't want to say that probably because it doesn't have a way Wayne Wang you know penis anyway speaking of which apparently Magic Bag Bears use it Jesus Christ what kind of woman would sleep with a Magic Bag bear... Probably a little horny and hungry one in fact I would not at all be surprised if I'd Investigation Discovery that male bestiality with female bear's was far more common the male bestiality with female humans although saying it out loud like that makes me sound like a sexist brick to the truth is probably all humans are interested in fucking Bears but that also sounds stupid when I say it out loud so I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead magic bags
[Script] Peter Pan vs Frankenstein vs Superman - Page 11
Scene: The girl looks around for what happened. She rubs her eyes. She looks at her bike.
Girl: What happened to my Bike?
Scene: Girl begins to cry.
Scene: Superman begins is flying over terrain. Voice over of crying from the girl. He cringes. Then he steels his resolve and flies faster.
Scene: A pristine artic wasteland. A cute artic fox trundles across the snow.
Scene: A giant blur flies through the sky.
Scene: The fox is all fluffy and looks shocked.
Scene: Superman enters the FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE which looks like the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz but with ice crystals instead of Emerald.
Superman: Father?
Scene: Jor-El appears as a hologram.
Jor El: Yes my son?
Superman: I need a bike that won't break
Jor El: Why?
Superman: For Justice.
Jor El: (beat) Oh. OK. Well, there is this chamber that harnesses the red rays of -
Superman: No! I'm not doing that again. Something else.
Jor El: (beat): Well...we could make a super bike.
Superman: Yes! Let us use advanced Kryptonian materials and science to make a completely honest bike that will not break with my super powers but is not actually powered by anything but myself!
Girl: What happened to my Bike?
Scene: Girl begins to cry.
Scene: Superman begins is flying over terrain. Voice over of crying from the girl. He cringes. Then he steels his resolve and flies faster.
Scene: A pristine artic wasteland. A cute artic fox trundles across the snow.
Scene: A giant blur flies through the sky.
Scene: The fox is all fluffy and looks shocked.
Scene: Superman enters the FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE which looks like the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz but with ice crystals instead of Emerald.
Superman: Father?
Scene: Jor-El appears as a hologram.
Jor El: Yes my son?
Superman: I need a bike that won't break
Jor El: Why?
Superman: For Justice.
Jor El: (beat) Oh. OK. Well, there is this chamber that harnesses the red rays of -
Superman: No! I'm not doing that again. Something else.
Jor El: (beat): Well...we could make a super bike.
Superman: Yes! Let us use advanced Kryptonian materials and science to make a completely honest bike that will not break with my super powers but is not actually powered by anything but myself!
Monday, June 6, 2016
[Naked City] Eternity - We have not always been here[
We Have Not Always Been Here
by Emmit Other
There has always been a here
Though we have not always been in it
But the difference between the then
And the now
Those are things that pass so many generations
Since we began tracking the stars that shine on clear nights
That it seems like
We no not have numbers for how long it has been
Only that it has been many hundred hundred
It might even be hundreds of hundreds of hundreds
The stars have changed
This is the eternity
And we sing our songs of the deep
And we swim
Our blood warm against the tide
We are not that which we eat
We laugh
And share songs with the Ancient ones
And then you came
We find you hilarious
Moving hither and yon in your little rafts
At least we did
Sure you killed some of us
But we knew you were stupid
So we helped you anyway
When you were drowning
When you were dying
Against the sharks
Against the sea
But the wood became larger and larger
In the blink of an eye they were metal
And then the noise
The horrorific noise
It wouldn't stop
Soon the ancient ones began killing themselves
Just to escape it
The toxic acid was bad enough
But the noise never stops
It will never stop
Until you are gone
We are eternal
And we are pretty sure you are not
And we find that sadly
But joyously
Hillarious
by Emmit Other
There has always been a here
Though we have not always been in it
But the difference between the then
And the now
Those are things that pass so many generations
Since we began tracking the stars that shine on clear nights
That it seems like
We no not have numbers for how long it has been
Only that it has been many hundred hundred
It might even be hundreds of hundreds of hundreds
The stars have changed
This is the eternity
And we sing our songs of the deep
And we swim
Our blood warm against the tide
We are not that which we eat
We laugh
And share songs with the Ancient ones
And then you came
We find you hilarious
Moving hither and yon in your little rafts
At least we did
Sure you killed some of us
But we knew you were stupid
So we helped you anyway
When you were drowning
When you were dying
Against the sharks
Against the sea
But the wood became larger and larger
In the blink of an eye they were metal
And then the noise
The horrorific noise
It wouldn't stop
Soon the ancient ones began killing themselves
Just to escape it
The toxic acid was bad enough
But the noise never stops
It will never stop
Until you are gone
We are eternal
And we are pretty sure you are not
And we find that sadly
But joyously
Hillarious
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