[Script] Dog Mirror Leaves Act 1 Page 4

Second Poker Dog: Hey!

Third Poker Dog: Hey hey hey

Fourth Poker Dog: Hey hey

Scene (Wide shot): All the dogs start barking.

Dog: (Makes an effort to sniff First Poker Dog’s butt….)

Scene (Interior) There is much butt sniffing.

First Poker Dog: Alright! Let’s play some poker!

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[Script] Dog Mirrors Leaves Act 1 - Page 3

DOG: Just kidding. (happy dog face) I don’t eat cards unless they’ve been handled by someone who’s been eating something really good (wink). Thanks for letting me borrow your tux. My human looks mighty snappy in his. haha!

DOG IN MIRROR: Whew. So many of us eat ANYTHING it's just hard to get a good game going.  Step on in and I will show you where to play.  

SCENE (Interior) Dog walks through the mirror.  

SCENE (Interior) Dog and Dog in Mirror walk into a walk in closet.  

SCENE (Close Up) Dog in Mirror nods.

Scene (Interior) Dog is wearing a Tuxedo and wags his tail.

SCENE (interior) A hidden casino. Dogs in Tuxedos and evening gowns at various tables playing card, roulette, slot machines. Dogs dressed as wait-persons are carrying trays of toilet water in martini glasses, close-up of staff scooping poop out of cat litter boxes, carefully putting toothpicks in each poop and arranging them “appealingly” on a silver platter, etc. D.i.M. takes a drink and a “treat.”  An Iguana wearing a sun visor is running an old fashioned 8 button calculator in the back with a ticker.

D.i.M.: Mmmmmm!” Pre-processed protein. Chicken? I think?

DOG: Yes.  Can’t you smell it?

D.i.M: I don’t have as good a sense of smell as you.

DOG: Oh.

Scene (Close Up of Dog) Dog looks sad.

Dog (VO) Wow.  That must really suck for him.  Poor guy.  I wonder if tried to smell a meteorite and it smashed him in the nose and it did things to him.

Scene (Interior) D.i.M motions over to his shoulder to Dog

D.i.M: What’s up? Everyone is waiting.

Scene (Interior) Wide shot of a poker table.  It matches a “classic” painting loosely with 4-5 dogs.

Poker Dog: Hey Dog, how you?

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SCENE: Another leaf blows into the window. The cat sees it reflected in the mirror, leaps over the dog to attack the mirror and falls through the mirror.

DOG: HEY! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!

DOG IN MIRROR: Hey yourself handsome. What's up?

DOG: WHOA!

(looking at D.I.M.)

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

DOG IN MIRROR: DAMN Straight you are! Wanna go out on the town?

DOG: Um...sure?

DOG IN MIRROR: I know the PERFECT poker place.

DOG: Really?

DOG IN MIRROR: Would I lie to you?”

DOG: Um….

DOG IN MIRROR: Do you own a Tuxedo?

DOG: What’s a Tuxedo?

DOG IN MIRROR: I’ll take that as a no.  You can borrow mine.

DOG: What if I don’t know how to play poker?

DOG IN MIRROR: Good question. You bluff.  Pretend like you have the best hand in the world.  Look at what all the other dogs are doing and …..wait.  You Don't eat cards do you?

DOG: What is a card?

DOG IN MIRROR: Paper.

DOG: I LOVE PAPER!

DOG IN MIRROR: oh.

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[Script] Dog Mirrors Leaves - Act 1 Page 1

Act I

OPENING SCENE: A scruffy-looking dog, snoring in a pet bed at the foot of a floor mirror.

Narrator (VO): What is the nature of Dog?

The Dog Awakens.

SCENE (INT): A leaf blows into the window.

SCENE (CLOSE UP): The Dog eyes the leaf.

SCENE: Cat tears past the dog’s face and rushes to the window, “attacking” the leaf.

DOG: You never get tired of that, do you?

Cat: Nope.

SCENE: Cat starts grooming self.

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Dog Mirror Leaves

A Hobo Tale

A screenplay by

Tom Drake

And

Josie Burgin Lawson

Cast:

Dog: Scruffy Looking

Cat: A cat

Dog in mirror: A laid back version of Dog

Narrator: A Narrator