We take a beloved christmas poem read by a robot and add Space Goats to key parts...because what could be more 2020 than that?
Thursday, December 24, 2020
Is this really a good idea?
by Emmit Other
I see a future
A thousand thousand years from now
When we are but a myth
Our seeds are scattered to the stars
Panhuman missives zeal from one colony to another
In the blink of an eye by quantum entanglement
The line between flesh and steel blurs
And Earth is lost
Only to be found again
Earth herself
Our cradle, reduced to a rancid Venus hothouse
Our reexplorers are saddened
But their sorrow turns to horror
As the only life in the Sol system
Is a never ending cave complex
Deep beneath the surface of Mars
Bat eyed mole men
Slink and slime around
Living on roaches and spiders and centipedes
Sapient enough to know horror
But with no record of how they came to be
Leon Stink has cursed the Martians
To a million years of evolutionary horror
Just so he could die with a feather in his cap
His grinning skeleton beaming down on the ruin of his colony
Orbiting in his car with his hand on the wheel
Stellar wind in the final strand of its vacuum preserved hair
Lord of the empire of Morlock horror
That panhumanity leaves
And never visits again
Monday, December 21, 2020
Conjunction
by Emmit Other
Chronos and Zeus
Battling it out again in the heavens
800 years past
Mirage of Mythology
Panoplay to the steely naked eye
Bookending the Year of Chaos
Aquarius hosting the galactic affair
Drowned in a glory of stars
Stars we cannot see due to the pollution of light
One era ends
Another begins
The Golden Age is ours
If we but claim it
Fire was stolen once
Lets steal it again
And go up to join them
Friday, December 18, 2020
Tuesday, December 8, 2020
The Fate of the World
In the war movie "Enemy at the Gates" about dueling Snipers in Stalingrad, the fate of the world comes down to two men. In the real world, the fate of the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD comes down to two senatorial elections.
Now is not the time to sit on your ass.
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Thief Disney
In the latest line of abuses against REAL artists, musicians and writers; Disney, the most VORACIOUS copyright baron of them all is screwing over a popular writer for royalties JUST because it can. It's gross and its high time to strip these giant zaibatsus of their copyright holdings since they have CLEARLY proven they cannot be responsible citizens.
Saturday, October 31, 2020
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of JK Rowling
Join Harry Potter and Kreacher as they confront She Who Must Not Be Named, the true threat to the characters of the Wizarding World. What will happen to Harry, and will you help him?
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