Poem-Half a Hundred Years

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[Poem] Half a Hundred Years

 by Emmit Other

So fifty times

I have gone around on this Merry Go Round

Astronauts first bounced on the moon

The Vietnam War was still happening

Actual Hippies hadnt traded their values

Still walked the Earth

Before they sold out and bought Mcmanshions

No cellphones

No Wed

Not a Single Luxury

As Prinitive As Can Be

Gilligan was Still Trapped On the Island

All the Beatles were Alive

Nixon got caught

And congress was compotent enough to not let him get away with it

Before Fox News

Before CNN

Before Facebook

Before Microsoft

Before Reusabke Rockets

Before Game of Thrones

Before the Dresden Files

Before Global Warming

Before Equal Rights for Women

Before Stereotypes that are insanely offensive finally started getting corrected

Before the fall of the Berlin Wall

Before the Towers fell

I AM an old man

But I am young at heart

And more than capable of making mischief

Ams setting things on metaphorical fire

And unlike many

I have changed with the times

And look to tomorrow

And believe in the generation of tomorrow

And our responsibility to tomorrow

To agree with the Song

I believe in Yesterday

But I also Believe in Today

And I most believe in tomorrow

And Tomorrow

And Tomorrow

And Tomorrow

[Play] A Hand Grenade Loose in King Arthur's Court - Act 2, Scene 9

 Scene 9

Herald One and Herald Two come on stage

Herald One

All throughout the land, people began to remember the thousands of lives they had lived before.

Herald Two

Lives lost and loves won.

Herald One

Skills gained and promises kept

Herald Two

Wisdom earned and secrets unlocked

Herald One

And so it was that Camelot aged that day

Herald Two

And thus the earned wisdom gained them a martial hand

Herald One

Its true.  Even the lowlist field remembered the last battle fought before the loop was run, a thousand thousand times

Herald Two

Mordreds forces, already harried by Grenademan’s insane devices, became routed

Herald One

And there was much weary rejoining.

Herald Two

And much bittersweet sadness, for all were resolved that this would be the last life they would live

Herald One

And so it was that many lives were changed that day.  Not all, of course.  Some were perfectly content as they were and always had been and always would be.

Herald Two

Never underestimate the capacity of a fool to be such.

Herald One

But for more

Herald Two

For most

Herald One

They awakened in them something new.  Thus the golden age of the West, its time of innocence, the foundation of half the nations of Europe and those that became imprinted on that culture as an ideal, became something more.  Much more.

Herald Two

A golden age of philosophy, science, art, literature, justice, and good governance.  There were still wars and plagues and calumnies but for some

Herald One

Some

Herald Two

There spread in the root of time on many earths a golden age that changed them for the better, and the game board became a foundation of democracy; the worlds changed, the stories changed, and when it was understood that Good does not need to end in tragedy or the unobtainable, betrayal and dust, they changed their thinking

Herald One

Wolves of the pack; to be proactive and fierce in protecting their liberty and freedoms, but protecting their own and nurturing the good of all for their own self interest.

Herald Two

Frank Noble, AKA Grenademan, had undone the curse they did not even know they were under.

Herald One

But his work was not done yet.

Herald Two

One more act for the hero to perform.

Scene 9

Herald One and Herald Two come on stage

Herald One

All throughout the land, people began to remember the thousands of lives they had lived before.

Herald Two

Lives lost and loves won.

Herald One

Skills gained and promises kept

Herald Two

Wisdom earned and secrets unlocked

Herald One

And so it was that Camelot aged that day

Herald Two

And thus the earned wisdom gained them a martial hand

Herald One

Its true.  Even the lowlist field remembered the last battle fought before the loop was run, a thousand thousand times

Herald Two

Mordreds forces, already harried by Grenademan’s insane devices, became routed

Herald One

And there was much weary rejoining.

Herald Two

And much bittersweet sadness, for all were resolved that this would be the last life they would live

Herald One

And so it was that many lives were changed that day.  Not all, of course.  Some were perfectly content as they were and always had been and always would be.

Herald Two

Never underestimate the capacity of a fool to be such.

Herald One

But for more

Herald Two

For most

Herald One

They awakened in them something new.  Thus the golden age of the West, its time of innocence, the foundation of half the nations of Europe and those that became imprinted on that culture as an ideal, became something more.  Much more.

Herald Two

A golden age of philosophy, science, art, literature, justice, and good governance.  There were still wars and plagues and calumnies but for some

Herald One

Some

Herald Two

There spread in the root of time on many earths a golden age that changed them for the better, and the game board became a foundation of democracy; the worlds changed, the stories changed, and when it was understood that Good does not need to end in tragedy or the unobtainable, betrayal and dust, they changed their thinking

Herald One

Wolves of the pack; to be proactive and fierce in protecting their liberty and freedoms, but protecting their own and nurturing the good of all for their own self interest.

Herald Two

Frank Noble, AKA Grenademan, had undone the curse they did not even know they were under.

Herald One

But his work was not done yet.

Herald Two

One more act for the hero to perform.

[Play] A Hand Grenade Loose in King Arthur's Court - Act 2, Scene 8

 Scene 8

Arthur, Pelinor, Lancelot and Grenademan are in the throne room, with Arthur in his throne, his knights by his side and Grenademan in front of them.

Arthur

So you can see how this looks, Sir Grenademan?

Grenademan

I DO KING ARTHUR.  I WAS ABSTRACTLY AWARE OF THE TALES OF WHAT MORGAN HAD DONE BUT NOT THE SPECIFICS OF HER VILLANY HERE.

Arthur

I will never understand this business of my life being a story elsewhere, but I trust your honor enough to accept it.  The bibble spilled by Morgana seems to back that up.  But what specifically happened when you went with her?

Grenademan

WE TRAVELED TO AN OBELISK AND I BLEW IT UP.

Pelinor

Can you describe this Obelisk?

Grenademan

IT WAS A BLACK OBELISK WITH WRITING ON IT.

Pelinor

And what happened when you made it a former Obelisk?

Grenademan

OBERON WAS LESS THAN PLEASED AND TOOK MORGANA AND MERLIN FOR PUNISHMENT.

Pelinor

I see.  I do not claim to know much of the Fae but this is most troubling.

Arthur

So this was supposed to somehow free us from the cycle of usage by these two beings?

Grenademan

THAT IS CORRECT.

Lancelot

That might be the source of these strange dreams I’m having.

Pelinor

Like what?

Lancelot

Where I fell in love with an ice skater.

Pelinor 

I had that dream

Arthur

What is an ice skater?

Lancelot

Did you have the one about the Taxidermist?

Pelinor

I did! He was amazing

Arthur

What is a Taxidermist?

Lancelot

This would explain the strange dreams that people have been having all over the kingdom

Pelinor

We must put out word immediately and start to write these down so that our memories aren’t lost again.

Arthur

WHAT memories?

Grenademan

THE MEMORIES YOU LOST EACH TIME ORDER AND CHAOS RESET THE LOOP

Arthur

Oh.  (beat) Well then, let it be done!  While we still have time.

(Pelinor and Lancelot speed off)

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[Play] A Handgrenade Loose in King Arthur's Court - Act 2 Scene 7

 Scene 7 

Two Heralds Show Up

Herald One

And so Merlin and Morgana were cast into a realm of torture for defying Oberon.

Herald Two

And Grenademan returned to Camelot, where he proceeded to teach them of all manner of things involving technology.

Herald One

But there was a worm in the apple.

Herald Two

Rot in the gut.

Herald One

For you see Sir Galahad and Sir Kay went about court whispering of how Grenademan had went off with Morgana

Herald Two

And so doubt began to flow throughout the court about the honor of the so called champion who had helped them find the grail.

Herald One

Arthur and Pelinor and Lancelot fought these rumors of course, vigorously denying that Grenademan was evil, but as Mordred continued ravaging the land, every little loss was turned into a massive one.  

Herald Two

Every victory downplayed as certain doom.

Herald One

Make no mistake, Arthur was winning.

Herald Two

Mordred was on the ropes.

Herald One 

And yet, rumor continued to spread until Arthur felt he had to address the issue directly in front of the entire court.

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