[Poem] Nazi Rap

 by Emmit Other

Sloth Toe Barbie

Really really stupid

Shovels herself in the face

Like a demonic cupid

Wants to control

Your uterus

So stupid and so ugly

She got run over by a bus

Take your uncle tom

And get outta here

The nazis are all about

Hate and fear

[Poem] 3650 Days

 by Emmit Other

An ignorant buffoon

Found a diamond in the rough

And managed to bamboozle her

Into putting up

With an obnoxious blowhard bag of hair

And lo and behold

10 years later

She is still buying into the con

It was the best of times

It was the worst of times

But together 

It was always better

Than alone

The north star of her grace

Made the world worth it

Despite its implicit desire

To fall apart at the seams

Here's to the long con

Here's to the long con

I love you

Captain Fruitloop

Pringles

Sexy Librarian

Lets try

for 

10 More

[Poem] Try that in a Large Town

 by Emmit Other

Nasty little racist twit

Sings a song that gets everyone upset

About how nasty people in small towns

Supposedly were

Cant say our experience

In the small town of Greenfield

Disabused us

Of the notion

But try lyching someone

In a large town

Indeed

If the Murdercops

Didnt live in small towns

And commute to big ones

Carrying their small town murder ways

Large towns would be even better

Small town folk

Move to big towns

And have kids

Who only care about property

Called

Windowfuckers

And elect cop humper mayors

But people are getting wise

To how racist

Racist 

RACIST

Conservatism is

Keep it in the small towns

[Poem] Is Dick Durbin A Racist?

 by Emmit Other

No one in the democratic party

Has gone full Woodrow Wilson

In a Generation

But how would we feel

About Dems wearing hoods

Or posing with David Duke?

The end of their career

And yet Centrist Freak

Senator Dick Dustbin

Is keeping a racist filth policy alive

Created to keep white judges

In White southern districts

After Brown V Education

Note

The American Reich

Suspends this tradition

That Senator Dustbin 

Glorious works to preserve

So which is it

Is he a moron

Or a racist?

[Poem] Self Prophesy

 by Emmit Other

How desperate

Could the utterly pathetic

And utterly predictable

Leon Stink

Who is getting his ass handed to him

In Social Media

By Zuckerfucker

To scan Simpsons Episodes

And pretend to fulfill a prophesy

By literally actually fulfilling one?

Sooner or later

The truth would out

But since when

Has something like that

Ever actually stopped

Leon Stink?

[Poem] Self Abusing Tech Bro

 by Emmit Other

It is a violation of basic human rights

And basic human decency

To steal the work of artists and writers

For their little llm abominations

But the basement dwelling tech bros

Werent done

They take the vocal performances

Of video game actors

And demand to be able to use AI

To change their voice

To do porn

Of course

If we took the same tech bro

And used their voice

To make homoerotic porn

And instructional videos

For women's rights

The same freak loser conservative tech bros

That feel they can solve world hunger

On a spreadsheet

Because they can code

Would shriek like someone kicked them in the nuts

Tech bros 

Cannot be allowed

To control tech

And the US

Needs a new constitution

That includes dignity as a human right

Fuck Big Tech

[Poem] Self Slavery

  by Emmit Other

Bad enough that Europe is returning 

Like a dog to its vomit

To conservatism

And not to moldy toe jam

Center Reich conservatism

But Qanon maga nazi freak far reich satanism

Even after seeing the UK 

Even after seeing Trump

To vote conservative

In a system that allows third parties

Is the single greatest sign of moral 

And cognitive decline

Imaginable

But to vote that way

When they promise to repeal abortion laws

When they want to make you a brood mare

That is a level of self loathing

That means

You arent worth

The slightest shred or molecule

Of empathy

Respect

Or dignity of any kind