by Emmit Other
Leon Stink made a palace of mirrors
So big and so vast
That people thought it would be
A wonder of the world
The size of nine city blocks
And filled with art treasures from around the world
Amd to say money on the inside
Instead of mirtors
Half of the places for them
Had cardboard cutouts of Leon Stink
For 44 billion dollars
The Nillionare created an empty monument
To
Himself
It was the most
Leon Stink thing
He could possibly do
This
Ironically
He
Succeeded
by Emmit Other
Taking a break
To finish a mighty work
Now they wanna charge
For automated likes
And three people
Who read and like
What I can do here
Every day
For free
Hooray
The silent spirit botox numbs my face
Firewalls against pure unending chronic depression
Goes to the edge of the cliff
But will not topple
But will not topple
We are all
Stardust and sand
Washing out on the tide
No need to kick my sand castle over early
And charge me to do it
The idea of paying $20 a year
To continue writing my anti capitalist
And technology poetry
Seems
A poor choice
by Emmit Other
The cult is rising
Its tide is sinking
Up is down
And down is up
Willing evil now blends and blooms
Spreading seeds of death and doom
Those who see those who know
See this recurring thread in history's loom
Pain and fury to bestow
Flare up fire only to self overthrow
Played their hand
Hot and fast
Knowing that
It cannot last
Sell the book
Sell that look
Sell that bleach
That you mistook for a holy cure
Innocent victim so demure
So much you had to self endure
While these woke wussies do concur
About how much you suck
You know that you are just a cuck
Rapidly running out of Hitler luck
Sure do sure do to be you suck
Thinking now your speed is stuck
In your mind you can go
by Emmit Other
Sew lette mei gett tthys str8
Ah Judj aun teh Sewpryme Corte
Whou Iz Inn Charrge Uf
Decydin iff saumthin iz
Constapational
Or knot
Has knot red
The Constapation?
Itt sayz rite they're inn Article Tree
"Congress Shall Regulamalte Teh Courtz"
I guess when you bang your head
On the floor as hard as you can
For god and country
Until you see stars as a child
You get stupid enough to think
That you can be an originalist
When you dont even know
What the Founding fathers said did or meant
Sounds about Reich
Sounds about Reich
If a Conservative Is Speaking
A Conservative Is Lion
by Emmit Other
Pay attention Magalos
Harken and hear
As best you can
With your head up your rear
The Right Wing Likud
You hold so dear
Just made checks and balances
Totes Disappear
To any non conservative
Its now totally clear
Bibi means to illiberalize his nation
Just like you wanna do right here
Fuck around and find out
Fuck around and find out
Fuck around and find out
What the left is about
Magalos love to hump their little guns
When they see dead minorities
Their eyes smile like suns
They get horny at cop violence
Even when it makes no sense
But in Israel every citizen helps
In her defense
So liberals there can shoot
Already now with just one law
They are in the streets to protest
The right wing parties tell the cops to kill
To beat them and make them arrest
So watch what happens when they further right
And force the Israeli left to fight
Watch the magalos pale at the sight
Of Israeli left wing resistance
Masadan soldiers are not just likud
But the entire spectrum of freedoms brood
This isnt over just because some dude
Thinks he owns the law.
by Emmit Other
The very doors
Say goodbye to what you knew
Nature is done
Playing nice with you
The coming crisis
Has now come due
They told you
And told you
And told you
And told you
They told you
And told you
And told you
And told you
For decades you knew
For decades you knew
And now the bill has at last come due
No more snowball fights
No more beach days
No more cheap fruit from all over the world
No more flying places for vacation
No more blue skies
No more nature documentaries
Half the fish dishes you like will go away
Your home more likely to burn
Or be blown to bits in a tornado
Enjoy the intermission
Between now when anyone not a conservative freak
Sees the handwriting on the wall
Take note
Take note good citizen
Of which dems vote for what in days to come
Enjoy the intermission
Between now
And when two major cities are destroyed
Not one
But two
By two witnesses shall the panic set in
The global economies collapse
The internet be restricted to save on energy
Gas cars outlawed
Flights outlawed
Gas powered lawn mowers outlawed
Normal is no longer an option
Your choices are the Hard Way
Or Death
Many
Many many many
Will choose death first
by Emmit Other
I read today
That Ghoulgul failed
They are now
Irredeemably evil
Mandating DRM in Chrome or Chromium
Meaning obnoxious unblockable pop ups
In every website
And almost every browser
And I am also
In Minuteman Park
Where a bunch of Colonists
Said
Fuck you Britain
And swarmed like ants
Against the supposedly most powerful army in the World
This is America
And Ghoulgul offering things for free
Trying to steal the internet
Like Gollum snuck in the night
Are about to learn
What happens to a Monopoly
When you fuck with the Internet
Pop pop motherfuckers
