GRENADEMAN
HMM…UPON EXAMINATION
OF THE SURROUNDING BUILDINGS, IT APPEARS THAT THERE ARE LITTLE OR NO
DEFENSES. A SIMPLE DIRECT ASSAULT SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT.
Five
security guards open the door to one of the buildings next to the
fence. They don’t look happy.
Henchman #1
Hello there. What’s
this?
Henchman #2
Seems to be some kind of
super hero.
Henchman #1
Super hero eh? Looks
more like Tack man.
Henchman #3
I’ve got a bulletin.
Henchman #4
News flash, there’s a
guy with a thumbtack on his head that’s about to get the crap
beaten out of him.
GRENADEMAN
FEAR OH FORCES OF EVIL!
WOE UNTO YOU AS I LIFT THIS MIGHTY HAND GRENADE INTO THE AIR
Henchman #1
Woe be unto you as I
take my Glock 22 and lift it into the air and cock it like so.
GRENADEMAN
AND TOSS IT AT THE
FORCES OF EVIL
Henchman #2
Wait a minute, aren’t
these guys usually bullet proof?
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