Inoria
Well, we eat them, it’s
only natural they try and eat us.
A
fight ensues between denizens of candy land and the heroes. The
gingerbread men charge them. Grenademan tosses grenades. Inoria
shocks them, Hawkqueen cleaves them in two with her talons
(retractable), and Chainsaw Fred liberally applies his chainsaw to
them.
GRENADEMAN
FEEL THE WRATH OF MY
GRENADES OH FOUL DEMONS OF CANDY!
FRED
Look, Frank…since
there is a remote chance we might not get out of this, seeing as how
we’re out numbered by about-well the entire population of Candy
Land to four, I wanted to apologize for hitting you.
GRENADEMAN
NO APOLOGY IS NECESSARY
FELLOW SUPER HERO CHAINSAW FRED. WE ARE ALL WARRIORS ON THE SIDE OF
JUSTICE, SOMETIMES WE MUST SMACK FOR THE FORCES OF
(interrupted)
Chainsaw
Fred cuts more gingerbread men in half while Grenademan tosses more
grenades.
FRED
Look, I realize that
there might not be much left of you in there right now, but someday
you might come back. I love you, you’re my brother. But this super
hero stuff, people that get mixed up in this. Well, I mean, look
around, I don’t want this sort of thing happening to my kids.
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