Tuesday, April 21, 2015

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 72

CHAINSAW FRED
Who are you? 

The Wizard
I am the Wizard. Perhaps you’ve heard of me. 

GRENADEMAN
THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME? 

The Wizard
No. 

GRENADEMAN
THE WIZARD OF WALL STREET? 

The Wizard
No, the other one. 

GRENADEMAN
THE WIZARD OF DEATH CASTLE? 

The Wizard
You just made that one up. 

GRENADEMAN
I DID NOT. 

The Wizard
Yes, you did. 

GRENADEMAN
I
(interrupted) 

The Wizard
It isn’t very super heroic to lie Frank. 
GRENADEMAN
ER. WELL. PERHAPS, I THE COSMOS, BEING AN INFINITE SERIES OF POSSIBILITIES, THUS CONTAINS THE POSSIBILITY THAT SOMEWHERE THERE MUST BE A WIZARD OF DEATH CASTLE. 

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