by Emmit Other
The gibbering gibberish
That conservatives cherish
Of American History
Is chock full of wrongs
Enough for a million songs
Of sadness and misery
But high up in rank
A campaign most dank
Was the US Canada Campaign
In 1812
Our continental duncecap selves
Wrote a blood inked national stain
We brought "liberty"
To those who didnt want it
As they proceeded to clean our clocks
They routed our soldiers
With laughter and just sneers
American laughing stocks
We had done it before
In 1775 and then did ignore
The empowered culture our men did shock
They wanted their language
Their church and their heritage
And not protestant wasp down their mouths
So when conservatives babble
About American rabble
And call white trash exceptional
Know that there are two sides
To every story
And what they call American Glory
Is someone else's japes and jibes
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