[Poem] The Case For Vegetarianism for Four Years

 By Emmit Other

I kid you not

With not the least bit of hyperbole

I eat spagettios with meat balls

Out of the can

Like a fucking bachelor hobo

And I read

RFK Jr approved by senate

And I suddenly imagine

Sticking in the spoon

And pulling out dead rat head

I dont care what you publicly say

But if I were you

i would get my drugs from Canada

And skip meat

Until we get a real person

In charge of enforcing federal law