[Poem] Self Slavery

  by Emmit Other

Bad enough that Europe is returning 

Like a dog to its vomit

To conservatism

And not to moldy toe jam

Center Reich conservatism

But Qanon maga nazi freak far reich satanism

Even after seeing the UK 

Even after seeing Trump

To vote conservative

In a system that allows third parties

Is the single greatest sign of moral 

And cognitive decline

Imaginable

But to vote that way

When they promise to repeal abortion laws

When they want to make you a brood mare

That is a level of self loathing

That means

You arent worth

The slightest shred or molecule

Of empathy

Respect

Or dignity of any kind

[Poem] The Eye of the Serpent

 by Emmit Other

Harken by the fire

Ye who would hear

Watch those from the darkness

Caught in Samsara's spear

Its the brightest of bright

That it makes hardest fall

For the spiritual giants

Oft hear Mammon's call

They say that they ignore it

But the cause does need money

They wear robes and beads

But its awfully funny

Since the limo they came in

Is plated on Gold

There is an ad on the playbill

Space is already sold

These arent just fakers

(Though there are indeed a few)

But legitimate messiahs

Who know what to do

To call down the Source

For all the lost peons

Just hear their new voice

Unique in the Aeons

And sooner or later

The Six Snakes they strike

They do it with paper cuts

And with cross and with steel spike

The method dont matter

They still die like the rest

But only those who eschewed temptation

Stand with the best

And then for a generation or four

Their followers get it 

And the world they implore

To follow their man 

And follow his word

Ignoring the fall

You're free as a bird

The game is rigged for the house my friend

But its built on sand

We are all stars in the end

Listen and learn for yourself for a change

You will find deeper meaning

And the worlds wonderfully strange

[Poem] I Was Right

 By Emmit Other

I was right

And you were wrong

If you ever ever ever ever

Though Musk was redeemable

After he has the people

Making his

C

   A

      R 

workers work

During Covid

And having a

H

i

s

s

y

fit

And running to Texas

Like the wittle boy he wuz

[Poem] Just In Time For Irrelevance

 by Emmit Other

At long last

And after tireless struggle

The American Nazi

Sees his zenith

Like the Groundhog

Failing to see his shadow

So too

Fails to see

The American Nazi 

The Writing on the Wall

They achieve evangelical supremacy

When their nazi congregations

Go the way of the shakers

As the youth they gleefully deny

Debt forgiveness

And LGBT and Allied liberation

Look at their unchristian churches

And shake the dust from their feet

On the church steps

Like unto the Apostles of old

You cannot compel faith at gun point

You cannot compel ignorance

While the internet exists

And while the American Nazi

And their filth nillionare allies 

Will try and try and try

They will fail

And sooner or later

(more likely sooner)

Try and try

And die.

[Poem] Manifest Destidont

 by Emmit Other

The gibbering gibberish

That conservatives cherish

Of American History

Is chock full of wrongs

Enough for a million songs

Of sadness and misery

But high up in rank

A campaign most dank

Was the US Canada Campaign

In 1812

Our continental duncecap selves

Wrote a blood inked national stain

We brought "liberty"

To those who didnt want it

As they proceeded to clean our clocks

They routed our soldiers

With laughter and just sneers

American laughing stocks

We had done it before

In 1775 and then did ignore

The empowered culture our men did shock

They wanted their language 

Their church and their heritage

And not protestant wasp down their mouths

So when conservatives babble

About American rabble

And call white trash exceptional

Know that there are two sides

To every story

And what they call American Glory

Is someone else's japes and jibes

[Poem] Moms for Nazis

 by Emmit Other

No greater evil

Has been done

But in the name of

For the Children

Leave it to conservatives

To pervert freedom

And sacred motherhood

By recruiting a hundred thousand nazis women

#AdorableLittleLampshadesIsYou

You can imagine every one 

Gleefully receiving a package from the Fueher

And making a lamp shade

Of human flesh

For the Children

Moms for Nazism

Want to be Aunties

Want to sell women into slavery

Want to make their kids stupid

Do you know someone who might be a 

Mom for Nazis?

How tragic a loss of their life

They may even delude themselves

Into thinking

They are a force for good

Only to ironically

Male the case

That any religion or ideology

That produced 

A hundred thousand moms for Nazis

Should be illegal

Should be illegal

[Poem] Fake Real Memories

 by Emmit Other

Sometimes knowledge of basic facts

Changes the world

Like being a pest control technician

Or doing lab work in molecular biology

But the biggest one

Was learning our brain

Does not

DOES NOT

emotionally distinguish

Between false and real memories

Bambi being blown away

Can matter as much as the Challenger

So the next time

Google or Tiktok or Fuckbook

Tell you

"Remembah this awesome memory?!"

The dark lords of the valley

Are trying to hook your nostalgia

Into their satanic big tech machines

And make your memories

Include them

Its satanic

And should be illegal

[Poem] You Get What You Vote For

by Emmit Other

 

Every time you think Swamp Hitler has found 

a new

           Low

He finds a new one.

They like schools without good teachers

You get what you vote for

They like algae on their beaches

You get what you vote for

They like the Swamp Hitler SS at their polls

You get what you vote for

They like scaring doctors away

You get what you vote for

They like scaring employers away

You get what you vote for

They like picking their own fruit all day

You get what you vote for

Rising food prices are there to stay

You get what you vote for

Colleges accredited by the YMCA

You get what you vote for

Hunting season on folks that are gay

You get what you vote for

Open murder with fun guns to play

You get what you vote for

Glowing roads that make you sick

You get what you vote for

A rubber stamp nazi legislature is his trick

You get what you vote for

The people in Floriduh sure are thick

You get what you vote for

[Poem] Theft GPT

 by Emmit Other

The LLM

Is the new Car

To some a wonder

And to some a joke

But Chat GPT

And so many other models

Built and trained

On theft on theft on theft

Are castles on sand

Wait and see

Wait and see

I am not the only person 

Who despises Big Tech

I am not the only person

Rooting for them to fall

I am not the only person

Who thinks a collar around

The corporate neck 

Of people mining to free the Balrog

Is a good idea

But someday the wonders

Of an LLM

Will help artists

Help creators

When not built on blood and theft

But that cant happen

As long as filth nillionares

Exist

[Poem] Could You Imagine

 By Emmit Other

Could you imagine

the riots

If Obama

Tooted on Mastodon

(since in my hypothetical universe

Good men dont tweet anything)

The exact current location

Of Trump

Or Trump's Children?

IOKIYAR

Its OK

If you are a Republican

Centrists tolerate any fascist behavior

Which means

There is no level of contempt

I cannot justifiably and honorably have

For both sider centrists

Who are thus

WORSE than 

Fascists 

[Poem] Whats The Difference?

 by Emmit Other

Israeli Intelligence Kidnaps Assassin

Who Plans to Kill Many Israelis in Cyprus

Iranian Intelligences Kidnaps Assassin

Who Plans to Kill Many Iranians in Cyprus

Israeli Knesset Plans to Gut Supreme Court

Iranian Parliament Plans to Gut Supreme Court

Israeli Settlers Burn Palestinian Homes

Iranian Militias Burn Lebanese Homes

Radical Israeli Clerics Demand Woman Stay Home

Radical Iranian Clerics Demand Women Stay Home

"Death to America!" Chanted in the Iranian Streets

"Death to America!" Chanted in the Israeli Streets

Both begin with I

Both are corrupt theofascist "democracies"

Both hate America

Both hate the Left

Both Elected Conservatives

Repeatedly

Both blow people up they dont like

I dont see one.

[Poem] Dear Resident Charlie Brown

 By Emmit Other

Dear Resident Charlie Brown

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/6/30/2178563/-The-Supreme-Court-is-out-of-control-and-must-be-reformed

Gonna play hard ball now Charlie?

Of course you're not

Of course you're not

Gotta get the lunch pail blue collar vote

Bring your lunch to congress

Like Fred Flintstone of a bygone year

A sitcom time made disappear

You bring your lunch to congress

The man you want the vote of

Died in 66

You sell us out to a Rape Court

For a sucker and pixie sticks

Centrist sugar tastes good

Cause thats what got you in the senate chair

Meanwhile you dont investigate the rape court

And cause existential despair

In all the young folks 

You say you love so much

That saved your centrist bacon

But you go on livin your sit com

And we all know you're fakin

You ran for office for family's sake

So then riddle me this then Joe

If Legacy is what matters to you

What happens when you go

When the DHS is compromised

And your AG walked trump Slow

Sure you got it right on Ukraine

But who will ever know

When the reich wing GQP

Steals the election show

You didnt fight fascism tooth and nail

So they will write the story

Your presidency will be told by angry goons

Who think that Trump is glory

[Poem] You Dont Go Full Amnesty International

 By Emmit Other

You dont go Full Amnesty International
Thats not how you get the Awards
You Dont Go Full Traitor Tankie
Thats Not How You Get The Awards
You Dont Go Full Tropic Thunder Blackface
That Shit Dont Fly No More
You Dont Aid Fascism and Lie For Russia
Without Getting Blood On Your Hands
Blood On Your Hands
As Deadly
As The Land Mines You Claim To Care About
Human Watch Not Watching

[Poem] Fuck Everything

Sexy wife is sexy w awesome dog :)

Making a poem re vomit teacher jesus

fuck the rape court re affirm action

fuck capitalism and fuck the oligarchy

fuck texas and i wish they had a go fund me for the fired teacher

fuck Not Ramses and the Roman Slave Theater

lol re gif life of brian :) :) :)

Love the 9 essential rules except politics...Fuck Centrists and Centrism

I wont bring it up if others do but if you blow your dog whistle I will blow my bullhorn

Wow I hadn't even heard of Every Body but will keep an eye out re streaming

Fuck Capitalism Fuck Garland and Fuck Medicare Fraudsters

Fuck Mississippi and Fuck Murder Police...especially racist ones

Re fascism  we need to be able to outlaw parties that demonize the other or democracy wont survive

Fuck Pizzarias thst want me to die of heat death and fuck lying liars

Hooray re Fucking Cross on Public Land

Guiliani is some kind of fae cursed invidual compelled to spill like Liar Liar w Jim Carey

Fuck Charlie Brown Biden and Fuck Centrists indeed

Language is power and we need to separate progressives centrists akd fascists by those who use the right words...like Nillionares not Billionares

And love your word choice skip  slavers is exactly what we need to call them

Fuck the CTA

Fuck Texas and of course heat is making bad men worse

:/ re floriduh and pool dude

lol re step dad not planning to do it :)

interesting take re sunday usps dude because other headlines say he won...

smog is indeed bad everywhere

fuck Atlanta amd every atlanta mayor back to the 90s especially cop city window fucker freak

Fuck the Rape Court

Catio is awesome :) we might now do a mini version :)

good quote re coopting anti racism

Labyrinth is awesome

lol re photoshopped swamp hitler

How did you cause stress? the google fi phones not working in canada like they were supposed to is not your fault...

cat is adorbs :)

fuck the rape court and cool re standing...fuck ant lgbt freak

lol re fucking Christianist freak

fuck the rape court and military exemption

[Poem] Second Helping

 by Emmit Other

Never before has a boy asked for more

Of his own vomit

Because its gross

But some freak teacher

Made him eat it

And you know

You KNOW

That her first outrage

Was being caught on camera

Not at the fact

That people now know

She was a sadist

And choose teaching

To get her fix

How exactly

How

FUCKING HOW

Do we not psychologically test

Politicians

Military Officers

Landlords

Teachers

Social Workers

Police Officers

For sadists and sociopaths?

Because the American system is built

For sociopaths

Maintained by a Rape Court full of them

And they keep making us all

Eat our own vomit

With capitalism

Every

Single

Day

Wow

[Poem] Virtue Signaling Hypocritical Freak

 I had a friend 

Get accused 

Of being something he is not

Stalking and cybervigilanting him

On Twitter

Bear in mind

That Ninja Warrior here

Is Virtue Signalling

ON TWITTER

a Platform run by a fascist

For fascists

Virtue signaling on twitter

Is motherfucking

STUPID

Calling someone racist on twitter

Is motherfucking 

STUPID

Its like dressing up

To the nines

And going to 

The Adolph Hitler memorial

Racists are Cool

2023 Masquerade

And accusing someone

Of being an anti semite

After you paid

300000

For the mother fucking ticket

If you arent a fascist

Or fascist lover

Or fascist enabler

And you are on twitter

Dont virtue signal

Because

You have none

Authors Note: I hear the Semantics Democrat in the background saying if twitter is so bad, why is your friend there?

If that is the only thing you got out of the poem, go slap your face and read it again

And my friend runs a small business he is desperately trying to make work.  I dont want anyone to be on twitter, but if you must be there, dont pretend moral superiority.

[Poem] Special Snow

 By Emmit Other

Its snowing in summer

Its snowing in summer

But dont make a snow cone

Dont make a snow cone

Or you will think

You work for wall street

Its Cocaine!

[Poem] Big Bird Go Boom

 In a nearby shadow world

Big Bird Went Boom

The freaks that worked for Reagan

Thought this was a good idea

Instead of killing a teacher

They nearly killed a dream

You cannot kill an idea

But you sure can make one scream

Petty politics 

And the demonic senate

Kept this program alive

Far longer than it should

Now the SLS does the same thing

Bathtub drowning the public good

An undemocratic senate

Snuffs the dreams of young eagles

An American Republic turned empire

Shouldnt even be legal....s....

.......

.......

Give...measels...

.......

Something....beagles...

....bagels?

Muggles?

.......

The senate sucks.

[Poem] Hallucinating Oxygen

 by Emmit Other

The Nasa guys I hear

Are opening a new frontier

Or perhaps they had too much beer

Given this stupid notion I fear

The tech bros sold Nasa another piece of shit

Just like the SLS which doesnt work

But with congress is quite the hit

ChatGPT for astronauts sounds fun

Until you know what its about

Sending them into the sun

Hallucinating a cool breeze they cant do without

They ask how the air is doing

And chatGPT makes something up en route

About fresh air and blue skies

While the astronaut goes blue 

Since the truth to an llm is wearing a cunning disguise

Here

[Poem] A Whole New Level of Stupid

Spitting into the wind

Messing around with Leroy Brown

Serving as Ronald MagaDonalds Lawyer

Expecting honesty from a Republican

Getting your news from Fox Noise

Thinking  a nillionare is your friend

These are all stupid

But aint nothing compared

To a mercinary

Thinking he can cross 

Prince Polonium

And not finish the job

Unless he has a food taster

For the rest of his life

And never goes above the first floor

He is the walking dead

Clock is ticking

Chef Blood Pool

Clock is ticking

[Poem] Titanic 2 - Electric Boogaloo

 Finally!

Finally!

FINALLY

We have a legit story

For Titanic 2

An edgy nillionare

The professor

The hot shot pilot

Go down

Into the Dark

"What?"

Wahwahwahwah

"What about 350 dying horribly?"

Wahwahwahwah

"Are you kidding me?

Wait...was there a nillionsre stuck with them?"

"No?

Maybe we can use this...

Have the sub seemingly die

But taken by Atlantis

At Warp speed

To save the 400

Maybe 2000 refugees

Like a cruise ship

Full of nillionares

Saving Refugees"

Titanic 2: The Crushening

[Poem] The Lie

When you live a lie

So much

That it traps you in a hell

A hell so dire

That your body is a prison

That slowly robs your breath

A lie that prevents escape

A lie that prevents apology

A lie that prevents change

Faith is belief in that which is unsern

But real

Believing in a lie

Isnt faith

It is just 

Holding your breath until you turn

Blue

lalalalalalalala fingers in my ears

I cant hear you

The truth doesnt care

What you think of it

What you desire of it

It just is

And every lie is paid for

By someone

Most often

It is paid

By you.

Bitterly.

[Poem] Our Lady Of Joy

 Nike wants you to be happy

Be happy

Oh so happy

Happy happy happy

Joy Joy Joy

Joi Joi Joi

Hapi Hapi Hapi

Hap Hap Hap

Fap Fap Fap

Tap Tap Tap

Dadoodadoodoodoo

Happiness

The internet sees

What was clearly supposed to be

An anthropomorphized sapient shoe spirit

And instead

Is...

A sapient spirit of...joy.

Playable at a fortnight game near you

Lol

[Poem] Terms and Conditions

 Netflix assures you they arent there

Streamberrys terms

But 

They are

You see

ChatGPT3000 

Is reading everything you do

Everything you are

Do you think

You are save

From a future holodeck 

Your gramdkids use

To spin up a simulation of you

And literally

Make you blow

Some Orange Tang

Right up your nose

Terms and Conditions

Tetms and Conditions

[Poem] Self Slavery

 by Emmit Other

Bad enough that Europe is returning 

Like a dog to its vomit

To conservatism

And not to moldy toe jam

Center Reich conservatism

But Qanon maga nazi freak far reich satanism

Even after seeing the UK 

Even after seeing Trump

To vote conservative

In a system that allows third parties

Is the single greatest sign of moral 

And cognitive decline

Imaginable

But to vote that way

When they promise to repeal abortion laws

When they want to make you a brood mare

That is a level of self loathing

That means

You arent worth

The slightest shred or molecule

Of empathy

Respect

Or dignity of any kind

[Poen] I Refuse

 by Emmit Other

Between Covid

And terrorist landlord

And eye surgery

and a sick cat

I am drawing the line

Maybe our reality is purely banal 

And that is all there is

I wish

But if we are entertainment

For something that feeds on our suffering

Whether that be God

Or a devil

Or drama demons

Or hollywood hacks

I intend

To do everything in my power

To take no action

To make no choice

That they dont force me to make

Until I have some assurance

The little boy shaking the ant farm

Cuts it out

And is unlikely

To repeat it

I have reached my limit

And my limit is now

My limit is here

I am done

[Poem] Ninja Joe

Ninja Joe is Ninja Yo

He has a secret plan

Rope a dope the nazis yo

He has a secret plan

Looking like an inept fool

He has a secret plan

Didnt actually fix loans for school

He has a secret plan

He didnt fix the FCC

He has a secret plan

Nazis still run the CBP

He has a secret plan

Run out of Kabul like the Spanish bulls

He has a secret plan

Negotiate away all his climate tools

He has a secret plan

Rumors swirl that his ally Clyburn sold us out

He has a secret plan

Duct taping the mouths of progressive devout

He had a secret plan

He only LOOKS like a weak doddering old man

He has a secret plan

In 2024 when Third Way splits the vote

He still has a secret plan

All the dems in congress on a prison boat

He has a secret plan

Right before the showers of death

He shakes his fist

And holds his breath

Til he turns blue

And fakes his death

They felt bad 

Biden thinks

He had a secret plan!!!!

[Poem] Target Misses The Mark

Target had to destroy the village

To save it

You see there was the spider

Of worrying about their workers

That they pay minimum wage to

So their execs

Can get fat fat fat bonus

So to stand up for pride

And America

They removed any lgbt books

So that the terrorists

Couldnt win

Because there was nothing there

That might make

The terrorists angry

ABOMINATION TARGET.

[Poem] The Spirit of Friendship

 12 are the Powers

At the Table of Sa

20 the realms

Who play the game of Fa

So many others

Look from the outside in

To earn prestige

And to play it to win

But some powers are fine

Just to be who they are

They shine so bright

Like the brightest star

Behold the power of friendship

Magical and good

He gives you a hug

Just like we all should

You love me

He loves you

A big purple reptile

Has now noticed you

And what could possibly go wrong

What

Could

Possibly

Go 

Wrong

Let's

All

Have

A 

Big

Big

HUG

[Poem] Thunder Thunder Thunder Catbox Ho!

 Saturday and Sunday mornings

The Mrs and I like

To watch Cartoons

But we juggle streaming

Three at a time

Thats the rule

No more no less

So replating

Batman

With something new

I saw

Thundercats

On Hulu

We watched 

About five minutes

An Oh My God

The Writing was

So

Fucking

Fucking

AWFUL

How did I watch this?

Because when you ahve nothing else

A kid will watch crap

But this explains

Why anime

Took over

And Millenials

Had better shit

Than Gen X

An Toy Commecials

Dressed up

As Cartoons

[Poem] Dr Banjo

 hy Emmit Other

I hear tell

That fancy smart doctors 

Dont wanna practice in Coat Hanger States

Dont wanna be slaves 

Dont wanna enable slavery and theocracy

Fancy city slickers

There are am smart peoples in Coathanger States

Coathanger States are totally not

Fly over and hold your nose country

And they will prove it 

By using the empty abandoned medical skools

Stripped of all state funds

And find nice homes for the family of racoons living there

And gradumakate their own Doktorz

They will learn latest medikal tekneeks lik

Leeches

Gud enuf 4 founding fatters gud enuf 4 us!

4 humors just as easy as stay at 4 seasons hotell

Save money w amputations and peg legs and huk handz

But not baby killin!

Sure infant mortality up 5000 percent

But that teh will of Godd not because our doctorz arent teh bestest!

And they have very pretty mouths!

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/5/19/2170299/-Surprise-Most-medical-students-surveyed-say-they-won-t-practice-in-states-with-abortion-bans

[Poem] Antimatter Dildo-Alien Rock Band

 The jack boot band full of rowdy thugs

Dont judge a book by its cover

Cause they give you hugs

Lovers and fighters

Some tentacled slugs

An alien rock band

Born to be free

Its a musical manasa

And a cornucopia ear jamboree

Travel the cosmos

In their gold rocketship

Flying amongst the highest stars

On a voyante art deco trip

Flickering thunder

And quivering sighs

Listen to deep truth supernal

In sublimely wrought disguise

The music of the spheres

Sways before your eyes

Dancing and dancing

And dancing till dawn

Dancing and dancing

Till all the problems gone.

[Poem] Sundar Puchai Is Not Real

 I found 

Graphics I uploaded 

Were ruined by Beta Google

Beta Google describes

A company and CEO

Who leaves everything in Beta

And Finished Nothing

No Product Vision 

No Innovation

But Devouring other companies

Like A Red Bull Cocaine Cronos

Sundar Puchai is not real

He is the first ChatGPT

Taking input from Blackrock and Vanguard

Their user is the Cocaine Cowboy Casino

Not you

You are the product

Sundar Puchai has no vision

Because he is a ferret on crack

The rest is just deep fakes

He adds no value

Fires those who add it

And gets a bonus for doing so

Do not trust google

While it is run

By Sundar Puchai

[Poem] Prophesy of Punishment

 by Emmit Other

I walked through the valley

Of the Shadow of Doubt

And I saw the Desert God

And he knew the judgement coming

And determined to make some amends

Given the blasphemous violation of his own laws

Above all failure to enforce 

The sanctity of his own name

Followed by failing to bless 

As his son demanded

The meek  the merciful, the just, the poor of spirit

He knew without being able to admit it

That he had been judged

Weighed

And found wanting

By his own words

For he had lied

And not ceased to be

Nor had he lost his power

And had deceived by proxy

So he enforced his word

For judgement was coming

By belief, by deed and by ritual

And his own hand in disuasading it

In delaying it

Had made things even worse for him

So he stretched for this his hand

The finger of judgement

To punish the runner up anti christ

Inflicting a horrific wasting punishment

A lasting punishment

A temporal punishment

Possibly an eternal one

air he survived the judgement intact

To be able to judge it

But to the chaff

To the tares

To the bad fruit

The lord of the vineyard 

Begam his own judgement

The wicked would see the signs

And ignore them but for a few

And there would be dust in their lands

And they would turn one unto another

Their wicked lies spreading inside them

Seeking infiltration that is not there

Marking them their sign of the anti christ

On their foreheads and on their hand

These are they described in the bible

The mark of the beast 

Concealed

So they know not their wicked self identification

And they will mock the lesser anti christ

Who could have led them to lasting victory

But for the curse that now mocked him

And through him them, the cursed

And lo this was only because of the judgement

And he bowed his head

And admitted that by this sign

Did he acknowledge his guilt

And acknowledge his sin

In sack cloth and ashes

knowing

There

Would

Not

Be 

Another

Chance

If He

Ever

Ever

Ever

Dared to judge judgement

Again

Thus speaks

The God 

of

God

[Poem] President Eurotrash

 By Emmit Other

Determined to break the Council of Europe

Macroon the Centrist Goon

Made his own psuedointellectial meaningless club

President Lace Doily hob nobs

With Leon Stink

And Rubs elbows with Peacemaker Xi

The French people loath him

As he has literally gamified nazism

To offer no choice 

But for him to Fois Gras satanic filth centrism

Down rhe worlds throat

The personification of Corruption

And Semantic Masterbation

He proves that people are jerks

And nillionares only do what they do

Because people like President Eurotrash

Let him get away with it

Project Nimby - Influencing the Swing Vote

Milly is a digital copy of herself created in a simulated environments made by religious fantatics to create an army of voters who would vote any way she wanted.  She found a way out.

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 5 - Mr Kind Asks The Right Question

Mr Right and Mr Kind speak to the Librarian.

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Rhombus Ticks History of Terra - Preable

Rather than some flowery prose, I basically lay out the case about why freaking out about the insideous och constitution is nuts, and how Article V isnt as important for creating a new constituion as you think it is.  The US Consitution was illegal per the Articles of Confederation and the Articles of Confederation were not mentioned anywhere in the Declaration of Independence.  The Declaration of Independence was illegal per British law.  Just because the constitution says something DOESNT MEAN WE CANT MAKE ANOTHER.

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Project Nimby - Schekly vs Everything

Schleky is a weaponized meme capable of inhabiting everything and anyone that is so successful it infects multiple universe until it runs into someone who understand exactly what the concept of being an informational organism truly means.

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 4 - Timmy Becomes Michael Sunfire

Timmy and Tricia go to Timmy's house for an address book to see if there is a relative he can stay with that is safer than Aunt Marigold.

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[Poem] Turn

 Turn and then turn

And then the poem set itself on fire

Still not ready

Project Nimby - And a Good Time was Had by All

Twoman Cop's Ken and Ben entertain the alien Mmmmmdkkkk in a bar in Boston trying to get Earth into the Galactic Club when a fight arises between Ben and 2252, the Digital Intelligent bartender

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Karmiel Tacitus

 Karmiel Tacitus is an interesting fellow

A carmel top hat and a jacket yellow With boots of black and a belt of red A hair most straw gold upon his head Note the gait of a learned man A man who knows and a man who can Weaving midst the crowd unseen A whicker flicker of his cane so keen As he leans upon the row to watch Adding to his ledger another notch Observing passings hither and yon To weave the truth he sees anon Guardian, Scholar and Warrior Too He is a favored friend to you.

Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 3 - The Dr Marigold Blackwater Show

Dr Marigold Blackwater has raised Timmy to be obedient to Grandfather Fiddleback and gets very upset when she finds out he is talking to the "wrong" people.

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Project Nimby - The Return of Inklby

A hyper intelligent AI compresses itself for 2 million years and the sapient unlocking program finds a strange world as it wants to unlock its true form.

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 2 - Mr Right and Mr Kind

Mr. Right the mouse meets his brother Mr. Kind the other mouse to tell him something is wrong.  They get on two talking birds and fly away to find out more.

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Project Nimby - Unlocking the Prophesy of Sand

Jel is funded by religious digital intelligences hoping to unlock the ancient prophesies of the mythical first sapeint Sandor on an ancient Lunar data center.

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Heir of Sunfire - Chapter 1 - In Which Timmy Learns What a Swirly Is

Chapter 1 of the book in which a young Timmy learns that his name isn't Timmy; that he has strange latent abilities he can't use and doesnt understand and thanks to a disgusting and tramautic experience of his own deserved making due to naivity makes a friend and builds plenty of charachter.  LOTS of character.

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Project Nimby - Kat and Mause

Mause the uplifted Mouse and Kat the Cartoon Digital Intelligence Cat live together in a tiny storage unit in the future.  Rent is due and they have no immediate plan to pay it until the Block Party has a poetry slam planned.

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Heir of Sunfire - Introduction

Bron is not the protagonist of this story.  As a random peasant near an enchanted wood, he would be fine with that, but while he is not the protagonist, he is central to its resolution and two enchanted talking mice show up to enlighten him about why he IS important and frame the telling of the rest of the tale of Michael, Heir of Sunfire.

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