Putting together the final peices.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Thursday, October 16, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 26
GRENADEMAN
THE FORCES OF GOOD ARE
INVULNERABLE. IF I AM VULNERABLE I CANNOT BE HARMED.
Inoria
and Hawkqueen look at each other.
INORIA
I'll get the hovercar.
EXT.
INSIDE THE HOVER CAR WHILE MOVING - DAY
Hawkqueen
and Inoria go into their hover cycle, with Grenademan who accompanies
them in the back seat. Inoria holds a small blinking device up to
Grenademan’s temple…who promptly slumps unconscious.
HAWKQUEEN
Well, I’m
impressed…pretty handy gizmo you made this time, what’s it do?
INORIA
Make crazy people go
unconscious?
HAWKQUEEN
I meant how does it
work.
INORIA
You'd get bored.
HAWKQUEEN
Try me.
INORIA
Right. Well see it
works first with the principle that the human brain is connect-
HAWKQUEEN
Bored now.
INORIA
Told you.
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 25
GRENADEMAN
GREETINGS FELLOW FIGHTER
OF EVIL!
INORIA
(pauses)
OK. Cute in
a...stupid...sort of way.
Inoria
gets up and runs towards Hawkqueen.
INORIA
Mephistopheles...is he?
Hawkqueen
stands over the bird and begins to heal it.
HAWKQUEEN
He'll be fine. I'm
healing him. If they didn't insist I'd leave them behind. They'd
just come anyway.
GRENADEMAN
WHO CAN RESIST FIGHTING
THE FORCES OF EVIL?
HAWKQUEEN
Er....can I help you?
Grenademan
stands and looks around awkwardly.
GRENADEMAN
JUST ADMIRING YOUR HANDY
WORK.
HAWKQUEEN
Thanks.
INORIA
Can I keep him?
HAWKQUEEN
Are you sure you want to
do that?
INORIA
He may be hurt.
Saturday, October 11, 2014
Thursday, October 9, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 24
INORIA
Heck if I know. I'd
like a male super hero closer to my age though. You know how hard it
is to find a good date. Most men, heroic or not are just crazy.
Anyway...
HAWKQUEEN
Done now? Good. Take the
owl. Amber, Mephistopheles get the chicken…I’ll take the Duck!
RED DIAMOND BACKED
GROUND HEN
Red Dia-crap! It’s
Hawkqueen!
SPOTTED WOOD OWL
That means Inoria can’t
be far behind!
Spotted
Wood Owl looks around desperately as Inoria activates a device on her
belt and teleports behind him. Then she reaches back and slams him
in the jaw, knocking him back.
INORIA
Quite correct …quite
correct!
A
fight ensures as the two hawks begin to attack the chicken, who
desperately tries to fight back. Duck Avenger takes out a pistol and
fires it at one of the hawks, wounding it as Hawkqueen charges up at
him.
HAWKQUEEN
Oh you’ll pay for that
you hypocrite….savior of birds indeed….
DUCK AVENGER
Put it on my …Bill….
The
two of them scuffle and trade blows, but Hawkqueen cleans his clock
as Inoria and the remaining hawk finish off the chicken in relatively
short order. Grenademan gets his head unstuck from the wall and then
falls back into Inoria. They collapse in a heap. Inoria gets an
expression of attraction until he speaks.
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 23
Grenademan
tosses down two smoke grenades, filling the room with smoke. The bad
guys shoot at Grenademan but miss horribly. Grenademan charges at
Red Diamond Ground Hen. Grenademan misses and crashes into a patron.
The three men in bird suits grab whatever they can find, trying to
hit Grenademan with it but miss Grenademan who ducks, weaves and gets
them to hit each other a few times.
GRENADEMAN
HAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP
THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN FROM VANQUISHING THE FORCES OF EVIL!
The
smoke slowly clears as the bank teller, old man, and bank patrons
have all been summarily knocked unconscious or beaten to a pulp while
the three villains are still standing.
DUCK AVENGER
Right, well, if it looks
like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it walks like a duck…I
guess that must mean it’s a duck that’s about to Kick Your Ass.
Violent
combat ensures, Grenademan dodging lots of blows, but overall getting
the royal crap beaten out of him. He gets his pointy spiked helmet
caught in a wall as they all proceed to take turns beating him.
Hawkqueen
comes into the bank with her side kick Inoria and two of her hawks.
HAWKQUEEN
Looks like Duck Avenger
again. Man I hate these guys, they make me feel so completely cheesy
that my power involves birds.
INORIA
Comes with the
territory.
HAWKQUEEN
Who’s the new guy?
Sunday, October 5, 2014
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