Tuesday, October 7, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 23

Grenademan tosses down two smoke grenades, filling the room with smoke. The bad guys shoot at Grenademan but miss horribly. Grenademan charges at Red Diamond Ground Hen. Grenademan misses and crashes into a patron. The three men in bird suits grab whatever they can find, trying to hit Grenademan with it but miss Grenademan who ducks, weaves and gets them to hit each other a few times.

GRENADEMAN
HAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN FROM VANQUISHING THE FORCES OF EVIL!

The smoke slowly clears as the bank teller, old man, and bank patrons have all been summarily knocked unconscious or beaten to a pulp while the three villains are still standing.

DUCK AVENGER
Right, well, if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it walks like a duck…I guess that must mean it’s a duck that’s about to Kick Your Ass.
Violent combat ensures, Grenademan dodging lots of blows, but overall getting the royal crap beaten out of him. He gets his pointy spiked helmet caught in a wall as they all proceed to take turns beating him.

Hawkqueen comes into the bank with her side kick Inoria and two of her hawks.

HAWKQUEEN
Looks like Duck Avenger again. Man I hate these guys, they make me feel so completely cheesy that my power involves birds.
INORIA
Comes with the territory.
HAWKQUEEN
Who’s the new guy?

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