Grenademan
tosses down two smoke grenades, filling the room with smoke. The bad
guys shoot at Grenademan but miss horribly. Grenademan charges at
Red Diamond Ground Hen. Grenademan misses and crashes into a patron.
The three men in bird suits grab whatever they can find, trying to
hit Grenademan with it but miss Grenademan who ducks, weaves and gets
them to hit each other a few times.
GRENADEMAN
HAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP
THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN FROM VANQUISHING THE FORCES OF EVIL!
The
smoke slowly clears as the bank teller, old man, and bank patrons
have all been summarily knocked unconscious or beaten to a pulp while
the three villains are still standing.
DUCK AVENGER
Right, well, if it looks
like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it walks like a duck…I
guess that must mean it’s a duck that’s about to Kick Your Ass.
Violent
combat ensures, Grenademan dodging lots of blows, but overall getting
the royal crap beaten out of him. He gets his pointy spiked helmet
caught in a wall as they all proceed to take turns beating him.
Hawkqueen
comes into the bank with her side kick Inoria and two of her hawks.
HAWKQUEEN
Looks like Duck Avenger
again. Man I hate these guys, they make me feel so completely cheesy
that my power involves birds.
INORIA
Comes with the
territory.
HAWKQUEEN
Who’s the new guy?
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