Saturday, December 20, 2014
The League of Christmas Darkness and Other Bleary Poems
by Emmit Other, Performed by Matt Franklin
An aria of warning to those who find the true meaning of Christmas
Why the other reindeer really bullied
Why the Little Match Girl isn't all that nice
Why the Snowman with the magic hat is a thief and a liar....
Thursday, December 18, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 43
FRANK
Listen-you don’t
understand. I don’t get a lot of this, but I know something bad is
happening.
DANSEN
Oh yes, a lot of bad
stuff is happening all over the place.
FRANK
I’ve got to stop it!
DANSEN
And what would that be?
FRANK
I can’t. I’m having
trouble remembering, It was Dr. Shadows!
SMIRK
You mean the super hero
who’s been dead for 30 years?
FRANK
But I just saw him!
SMIRK
Oh really? Wait, you’re
a super hero right?
DANSEN
Huh?
(looks at Smirk)
SMIRK
(Looking back at
Dansen)
Bear with me here.
FRANK
No. I mean yes. I was
but I’m not really a super hero.
SMIRK
That’s a shame,
because there’s this crime we need help solving.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 42
SMIRK
Ok, maybe he’s not so
fine.
OLD MAN
Do you think those are
real live hand grenades he’s carrying?
DANSEN
I don’t know, but I’m
not taking any chances…(walks toward Frank) Excuse
me-(cont)
FRANK
Huh?
DANSEN
(cont)
Mr..er…?
FRANK
Frank,
Grenademan…GrenadeFrank
SMIRK
Right Mr. GrenadeFrank,
we’re going to have to take you in.
FRANK
NO! Not back there! They
locked me away!
DANSEN
Locked you away eh? As
in the nuthouse?
FRANK
That’s right! After
they tampered with my mind!
SMIRK
Well-we’ll just take
you for a nice relaxing drive then, how does that sound?
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Grenademan Vs The Zombies - Chapter 1 - Part 2
Written by T.C. Ricks, Performed by Matt Franklin. Edited by Fiona Skye. A gaming group makes a bet that they can survive the zombie apocaylpse. One of their own takes them up on the bet...with REAL zombies.
Thursday, December 11, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 41
OLD MAN
You know, I’ve been
going to this bank all my life, and its been robbed 47 times while
I’ve been here. Seen a lot of super heroes come and go, but
sometimes they get into that mode.
FRANK
I-what the crap am I
wearing?
BANK TELLER
Mode?
OLD MAN
Yeah, that glazed look
in their eyes. The kind they get sometimes when they speak about
their thoughts as if they were speaking to some kind of audience.
Bank
Teller and Old Man briefly look at the screen a moment.
FRANK
It’s all coming back!
I’m Grenademan. No, I’m Frank Noble-except that by night I’m
Grenademan, whose secret identity is…
Dansen
and Smirk Enter walk into the bank.
Dansen
Someone call in about a
lunatic with a hand grenade?
BANK TELLER
That’d be me officer.
SMIRK
Oh, it’s him…he’s
the guy we found over at Inoria and Queen’s place earlier. He’s
fine.
FRANK
WHO AM I? I AM NOT A
SUPERHERO!
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 40
BANK TELLER
It’s a crime to go
walking around with Hand Grenades…
OLD MAN
What if he uses one of
them?
Frank
walks around the bank, alone, speaking to himself.
FRANK
I-remember this place
and yet I don’t. It all feels so strange. It’s like it was some
sort of amnesia. The last thing I remember was the lab, and then
being kidnapped and then-
(pauses)
OLD MAN
He’s muttering to
himself
BANK TELLER
That’s not a good
sign.
OLD MAN
Think we should call the
cops?
FRANK
They tortured me…can’t
let them get it. Can’t let them get into my mind!
BANK TELLER
Oh yeah. Very bad sign
there.
(picks up the phone
to call the police)
FRANK
Can’t let them get the
formula. Reflexium. It’s all. It’s all like a dream.
OLD MAN
You know, I’ve been
going to this bank all my life, and its been robbed 47 times while
I’ve been here. Seen a lot of super heroes come and go, but
sometimes they get into that mode.
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