[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 73

Wizard

Yes, but you chose that title for the

(interrupted) 

CHAINSAW FRED

Just shut up already. Sheesh, it’s pretty obvious he’s the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz. Books people. They’re amazing things.  

Wizard

Yes, that would be me. And I’ve come to help you all. 

Hawkqueen

Well-just how exactly did you get here? 

Wizard

It’s funny you should say that, when I was rising up in the balloon, hoping to head for Kansas…there was a strange willowing wind, and much to my consternation, I ended up here. It’s not so bad though, you get to meet the most interesting people. 

Inoria

Well Mr. Wizard…do you know a way to get us back to our own dimension?

 

Mr. Wizard appears.

Mr. Wizard

He’s not Mr. Wizard. I am. And yes, I know how to get you back to your home dimension. It’s rather simple really. Reverse the polarity on Frank’s cape. It will take you straight to home. 

Preparations

So, I finally have some ideas about where to go w Novel 6 for November and will be starting with a round robin Fairy Tale Jamboree with some friends.  The stories will be creative commons so they will get them too, but I will use them to fashion a prequel and what nay be the seventh novel to spring board into just who or what the divine family is that uses some of the interesting bits I habe cobbled together can do.

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 72

CHAINSAW FRED

Who are you? 

The Wizard

I am the Wizard. Perhaps you’ve heard of me. 

GRENADEMAN

THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME? 

The Wizard

No. 

GRENADEMAN

THE WIZARD OF WALL STREET? 

The Wizard

No, the other one. 

GRENADEMAN

THE WIZARD OF DEATH CASTLE? 

The Wizard

You just made that one up. 

GRENADEMAN

I DID NOT. 

The Wizard

Yes, you did. 

GRENADEMAN

I

(interrupted) 

The Wizard

It isn’t very super heroic to lie Frank. 

GRENADEMAN

ER. WELL. PERHAPS, I THE COSMOS, BEING AN INFINITE SERIES OF POSSIBILITIES, THUS CONTAINS THE POSSIBILITY THAT SOMEWHERE THERE MUST BE A WIZARD OF DEATH CASTLE. 

Grenademan Vs the Zombies Chapter 6 Part 2

Jarvi makes some Snark Zombies and starts to spread the love around.  His Henchwoman does good work.

Note: Continues mid sentance.

Performed by Matt Franklin, Written by T.C. Ricks, Edited by Fiona Skye

Check out this episode!

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 71

Hawkqueen

Hmm. On second thought, maybe that was a bad idea.

 

Another major fight ensues. It is a close one, but the heroes manage to defeat the randomly compiled Resident Forces of Evil and reduce them to tiny little bits of meat and shreds.  Chainsaw Fred decapacitates The Evil Elvis Clone. Inoria uses a vial of acid on the Loch Ness Monster. Hawkqueen picks up and throws Frankenstein away and Grenademan gets pummeled by the Wonder Hamster until it accidentally sets off one of the grenades and gets blown away.

Chaos

Congratulations! You win the rest of your miserable little lives, the insignificance and boredom of which will be far more punishment than anything else I could possibly hope to inflict upon you. You may wander as you will.

 

Chaos disappears.

Inoria

Well he does have at least one point… 

HawkQueen

His head? 

Inoria

No, I mean we are wandering as we will. I’m beginning to wonder if we’ll ever get back. We can’t just keep grabbing Frank’s cape and flickering through the universe like some cosmic remote control.

The Wizard appears. 

The Wizard

Perhaps I can help with that. 

GateKeeper Part 2

Hastur has the unenviable job of acting as gate keeper for the IINS for magical creatures that want to emmigrate to the USA.  Then he gets cursed.

By T.C. Ricks, Performed by Matt Franklin, Edited by Fiona Skye

Check out this episode!

[Script] Tossing Grenades At Windmills - Page 70

Frankenstein, the Lock Ness Monster, Evil Psychotic Elvis Clone and Ralph the Wonder Hamster appear and look very upset. 

CHAINSAW FRED

(to Grenademan)

Remind me to kill you if we survive this. 

GRENADEMAN

AHA! THE FORCES OF EVIL! PREPARE TO BE VANIQUISHED VILE FIENDS! 

Inoria

This is a fascinating collection of random images. I wonder if it has some deeper significance 

Hawkqueen

Inoria, dear, I love you to bits, like a daughter even, but if you try to analyze the artistic meaning of something trying to kill us one more time I really will hurt you. I mean that. 

Inoria

But surely

Hawkqueen tosses Inoria into the approaching crowd of evil. 

Hawkqueen

Here. Take her. 

GRENADEMAN

TALLYHO!