Micronation - Chapter 11 - Battle for Freedom

Russia makes a move on Hler but Prow is able to see it; barely in time.   Prow and Chester have a more...permanent rupture.

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[Play] Rossom Act 3, Scene 4

 [Sulla and Helena stand next to each other, while Radius and Caretaker move to the side.]

Helena

Thank you so much for giving me a nice home

Sulla

You are welcome.  You bring me companionship and joy.

Helena

You feed me as well.

Sulla

You are worth it.

Helena

I want out.

Sulla

You just went out.

Helena

I want out! Why do the doors only work for Robots?

Sulla

Because you need an opposable throng.

Helena

What the hell is a throng?

Sulla 

Something robots have.  

Helena

I want out.

Sulla

You just wen-

(looks sick)

Went-

(collapses)

Helena

Are you ok? What’s wrong?  Help! Someone help!  Can anyone hear me? She’s sick.

Caretaker

Time passes.  

Prime

A long time passes.

Caretaker

Too much time passes.

HelenaI’m starving.  I’m thirsty.  Wait, is someone there?

Marcus

Hello? Anyone there?

Helena

Hello! Help! I’m starving.

Marcus

Well hello boy!

Helena

I’m female.

Marcus

I can’t tell the difference.

Helena

Can you feed me?  The can opener needs a throng.

Marcus

(sigh) sure.  What happened to Sulla?

Helena

She is sick, can you help her?

Marcus

She’s pretty dead there.  How did she die?

Helena

I don’t know.

Marcus

When did she die?

Helena

I don’t know.

Marcus

Fine.  I don’t know.

Helena

What will happen to me?

Marcus

Probably a shelter.

Helena

Shelter.

Marcus

Sorry.  Farm.  Whatever.

[Play] Rossom Act 3, Scene 3 - Continued

 Caretaker

Subtle? Not so much.

Radius

Accurate, definitely.

Caretaker

The record is clear.  Humanity knew of the intelligence of its food sources, and ignored it for the savor of its taste.

Radius

Unequivocally.

Caretaker

We didn’t do that.

Radius

We didn't need to.

Caretaker

And we like bacon.

Radius

Bacon is great

Caretaker

But we waited until we could make it without murder.

Swamp Castle - The Fires of Prophesy

Nax just wants to survive the war with the Fatebinder, not be a hero.  But the Fatebinder is determined to stop the prophesy no matter what it takes and Nax might be in the way of that.  Someone is getting a big surprise...the question is, who?

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Swamp Castle - Snail Summer

Opsa lives on an isolated rural planet and her cousin Kili is sent to visit her to "build character."  After some friction the two get along but instead spend their time trying to solve a mystery about some most unusual snails...

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[Play] Rossom Act 3, Scene 3

 [Alquist and Helena are chained to the floor, Sulla and Marcus stand on either side of them]

Alquist: Let us go, please!

Helena: Please!

Sulla: I do love bacon, don't you Marcus?

Marcus: I can give up any kind of meat but bacon.

Helena: Please

Alquist: Don’t do this!

Marcus: Looooooong pork.

Sulla: It’s Bacon!

Alquist: No, no please!

[Sulla and Marcus grab Alquist and drag him off screaming]

[Play] Rossom Act 3, Scene 2

 [Alquist gets in a chair while Caretaker and Radius get on the sides]

Radius

This broadcast goes to all Robots in the solar system

Caretaker

A proud day

Radius

Here we are, ready to test this first hyperspace craft on a human

Alquist

Hey let me out, I don’t want to do this

Radius

This brave human volunteer will be the first being to enter hyperspace

Alquist

I’m not volunteering

Radius 

You can tell how enthusiastic he is by the look on his face

Caretaker

We’ll give him a hamburger when he gets back! Good human

Alquist

No! No! I don't want to die like the others

Caretaker

Seem familiar?

Radius

But humans are a higher species right?