[Poem] The Ballad of the Edgelord's Fury

 By Emmit Other

The Edgelord brooded in his chair most dark

The lights were dim and the room was stark

He simmered and seethed silently

And bid you reader his wofeful take now to hark

"They were mean mean meanies

Who said I shouldnt put duct tape

On the mouths of orphans and puppies 

And kittens

No one is more oppressed than the edgelord

Do they not see how we few suffer

We the male technofascist elite 

Live more suffer more sigh more Love more

In a single day than the none male technoelite

Do in an entire life time?

We go to the edge for life is suffering

And we suffer for the fools who see not our greatness

Anyone who calls us an edgelord

Is a bigot

And a racist

And a jerk

And an edgelord."

[Poem] The Lickers of Toilets

 by Emmit Other

You can smell it on their breath

Their accomodation with evil

And embrace of dark death

Apologists for Prince Polonium

Babble onwards ere ad nauseum

Now they will chorus the devils due

Every word that passes his lips cold blue

Shreiks to any learned ears most untrue

From the Crypt Thing on the wrong side mausoleum

Babbling Stalin Clone wont leave well alone

And lies that his beloved Soviet Empire must atone

From dark tank days of Hungary in days past

He says the west now does the same thing 

The harpy dirty bird shit bird poopist does sing

Of how the west is wrong and up is down

But to the shitBRICS global south 

Most any foppish dingleberry can leave the undeads mouth

And they the loser chorus will recite it true

As if their imperialist heads were filled with glue

The Global South just wants things to be new

And by new they mean the boot on the other foot.

No morals do these apologists have

Just an ethical lapse cut by half

To imply that victims of imperialism get to burn

The world that to them was not fair

And yet the deal isnt square 

Because their babbling goo the West doth spurn

So then cries of racism and classism doth the pravda crowd poo

They lick the Prince's toilet bowl

And shovel more bullshit coal

In the engine thats been broken down undue

[Poem] Webcraft

 by Emmit Other

What if

Dear reader

There is a species of spider unknown to man

Who conceals itself in the body of an insect

As it bides its time

To eat the Spider that tries to eat it

A spider Orca

That hunts and eats 

The weavers of webs

The teller of tales

That hunts the halls of truth 

That hunts the halls of story

Becoming the web itself

To seek out its prey and coopt the story

By reading it

By being it

By changing perception

Where perception cannot be changes

Hunts the Orca

Hunts the Spider

One

And the same

[Poem] LLMs Are Theft

 by Emmit Other

Z Liberary 

Is where copyright goes to die

And while copyright is too long

Language Learning Models 

Or LLMs

Trained on Z library

Are theft

Theft

THEFT

Cheeto munching tech bros

Desperate to get ERP from fake women

Because real ones cant stand the smell

Defend their theft saying

That its just like training someone at the library

Yeah

A STOLEN library

And proof is in the pudding

micro$oft

Agreed to defend anyone sued for theft

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE THIEVES

Big Tech doesnt give money for free

Like Demons from hell

Dealing with them always costs you something

These are technofascist libertarian swine

Whose mantra is literally Tanstadfl

Their Aint No Such Thing As a Free Lunch

Never trust Big Tech 

Never trust Tech Bros

[Poem] The Curse

 By Emmit Other

Most curses end quickly

But

But 

But

When you pick up the blood stained flag of Nazism

When you march around in the jack boots of Hitler

When you heil to the shadow image of the Leader

When you accuse Jews of being anti semetic

The Invisible Powers Hear

Dont blame me, Blame yourself

When you dine with nazis you are a nazi

When you tweet with nazis you are a nazi

You have been warned

Get out

Get out now

For the blood of millions haunts the halls

As the arrogant Leon Stink 

Climbs to the top of Twitter Tower

And pees on the Gods

Saying "At least it cant get any worse

Whats the worst that can happen

Fuck you Karma

I am Elon Musk"

You saw what he did

You know what he did

He is invoking the curse on to himself

Dont be caught in the impact

[Poem] Three Cities

by Emmit Other

By the night of the moon

And the moon of the night

I weave a tale of hope

And of light

Of good and evil

Of wrong and of right

Three cities have always felt home

Portland

Boston

Atlanta

The latter was the last to really feel like hone

First Portland

Then Boston

Then Atlanta

But we live our lives 

In the echo of Boston

This is the choice I have made

And I realize now

That this life has been lived three times

Three timelines

Three loops of time

All intertwined on the same life

Views like dreams of diamond on a chain in shadow

Sinking ever deeper into the warm embrace

Of the Queen In Blue

The Lady of Kindness

And The Golden Red

All are real

And all are in my head

All are phantoms

And real shadows

Past the dawn of time

A birth is coming

A ring in shadow

A ring in source

a ring infinity

I choose Atlanta

I choose Boston

I choose Portland

All are real

But only one at once

And here

Here 

Here

I am in the center

I am in Boston

[Poem] The Nexus of Dumb

by Emmit Other

Sometimes two different things

Coming together makes synergy

Something greater than the sum of their parts

Bacon Lettuce and Tomato

Peanut Butter and Chocolate

Niel Gaiman and Terry Pratchet

The Avengers and Justice League

And sometimes

Sometimes

Oh god Sometimes

Two dumb things coming together

Makes things even dumber

Like anti vaxxer murderers

And abusive pet owners

And Freak Parents of Autisitic Kids

Who feel it is something to be cured

Syncing up to prevent

Autism for Dogs

Ladies and gentlemen

In a world of MAGA and Swamp Hitler

And capitalism and Techno Fascism

Climate Deniers and QAnon Freaks

It takes a LOT

like a lot alot

To become the stupidest thing of all time

But Autism for dogs

Preventing dogs from getting autism

From Vaccines

Takes the fucking cake