Tuesday, September 30, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 21

SPOTTED WOOD OWL
No it is not! All of this money will go to a good cause, anonymously donated to bird sanctuaries in the lower 48 states…minus a small collectors fee for our environmentally conscious services of course.
DUCK AVENGER
Of course, saving the environment can be terribly expensive….

Duck Avenger steps up to the Bank Teller.

DUCK AVENGER
And I’ll take all the cash in that drawer.
BANK TELLER
You’ll never get away with this!
DUCK AVENGER
Yeah? And who’s going to stop me?

The front glass doors burst into shards of glass as GRENADEMAN comes charging in, wearing gaudy costume with inverted thumbtack like helmet, coupled with dozens upon dozens of brightly colored but tiny grenades dangling from all portions of his body and a bright silver cape. As he charges through the glass doors, patrons begin shrieking in pain and removing unseen shards of glass from their clothing.
GRENADEMAN
GREETINGS CITIZENS! I AM THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN!

Grenademan strikes a dramatic pose.

GRENADEMAN
I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THE VILE FORCES OF THE CHICKENMASTER!
Duck Avenger is shocked at first, and then shakes his head and moves over to the man in the Chicken Suit.

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