SPOTTED WOOD OWL
No it is not! All of
this money will go to a good cause, anonymously donated to bird
sanctuaries in the lower 48 states…minus a small collectors fee for
our environmentally conscious services of course.
DUCK AVENGER
Of course, saving the
environment can be terribly expensive….
Duck
Avenger steps up to the Bank Teller.
DUCK AVENGER
And I’ll take all the
cash in that drawer.
BANK TELLER
You’ll never get away
with this!
DUCK AVENGER
Yeah? And who’s going
to stop me?
The
front glass doors burst into shards of glass as GRENADEMAN comes
charging in, wearing gaudy costume with inverted thumbtack like
helmet, coupled with dozens upon dozens of brightly colored but tiny
grenades dangling from all portions of his body and a bright silver
cape. As he charges through the glass doors, patrons begin shrieking
in pain and removing unseen shards of glass from their clothing.
GRENADEMAN
GREETINGS CITIZENS! I AM
THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN!
Grenademan
strikes a dramatic pose.
GRENADEMAN
I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU
FROM THE VILE FORCES OF THE CHICKENMASTER!
Duck
Avenger is shocked at first, and then shakes his head and moves over
to the man in the Chicken Suit.
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