Thursday, October 2, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 22

DUCK AVENGER
Are you referring to my erstwhile friend in the white?
GRENADEMAN
THAT IS RIGHT, FOUL PERPATRATOR OF FELONIUS FOWLNESS, I AM HERE TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, KINDNESS, HAPPINESS, NICENESS AND THE RIGHT OF THE AVERAGE CITIZEN TO ENJOY A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY, IF ANY SAID CITIZEN WANTS TO HAPPEN TO ENJOY A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY. I SHALL ACCOMPLISH THIS BY UNLEASHING THE MIGHT OF MY RIGHTEOUS GRENADES UPON YOU IN ALL THEIR HOLY FURY.
DUCK AVENGER
I’ll have you know, good sir, that this is not a chicken, but in fact a highly dangerous Red Diamond Ground Hen.
GRENADEMAN
HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN TO ME.
DUCK AVENGER
Well I assure you, he is not a chicken, and you are hurting his feelings.
GRENADEMAN
OH, I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT HIS…WAIT A MINUTE, YOU WON’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR EVIL TRICKY WAYS…BAD GUYS DON’T HAVE FEELINGS…PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!
DUCK AVENGER
Right…get him boys. Let’s teach him some political correctness with extremely violent prejudice!

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