Tuesday, February 10, 2015

[Script] Tossing Grenades At Windmills - Page 54

Henchman #2
He’s even loud when he screams in pain.
 
Henchman #1
Actually in practice I’ve found that most people are loud when they scream.
 
Henchman #2
You’ve got a legitimate point there, hadn’t thought of that.
 
From a distance, a car drives up with its headlights on. It comes to a stop and CHAINSAW FRED comes out dressed in a hockey mask with bullet proof riot gear type armor and a rather large, nasty looking chainsaw. He starts the chainsaw. 

Henchman #2
ANOTHER one? Sheesh, this must be two for one day. 

Henchman #1 takes out the gun and gets ready to shoot.

Henchman #2
Don’t you EVER get tired of paying for more wasted ammo? 

Henchman #1
Right.

Henchman #1 puts the gun away, Henchmen 1-4 proceed toward Chainsaw Fred while Henchman #5 continues to kick Grenademan.
 
Henchman #2
At least this one had the sense to bring a chainsaw-whoa! 

Henchman #3
Well you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gunfight.
 
Henchman #4
What do they say about bringing a knife to a gunfight?

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