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Inoria

Of course! Why didn’t I think of that? 

Hawkqueen

And how exactly do we reverse the polarity on a CAPE? 

Mr. Wizard

Turn it inside out and then walk across a very thick plush carpet. The resulting static electricity should be sufficient to send you back to your home destination.

Wizard

But before you do, I have something for each of you. For you Fred, some more gasoline for your chainsaw, because you’ve been using it constantly for half the movie now, and continuity demands that you fill it up. For you Hawkqueen, here are your hawks. I snookered them from Thorne, and I think you’ll really need them in the final battle. For you Inoria, I have a book. 

Inoria

Tell Me Why? 

The Wizard

It has the answers to hundreds of questions in a simple to easy read format. 

Inoria

Wow…thanks! 

Hawkqueen

Thank you for getting back my birds! Mephistopheles…Amber…Are you ready to claw the bad man’s eyes out? Yes you are, yes you are sweetums. 

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Wizard

Yes, but you chose that title for the

(interrupted) 

CHAINSAW FRED

Just shut up already. Sheesh, it’s pretty obvious he’s the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz. Books people. They’re amazing things.  

Wizard

Yes, that would be me. And I’ve come to help you all. 

Hawkqueen

Well-just how exactly did you get here? 

Wizard

It’s funny you should say that, when I was rising up in the balloon, hoping to head for Kansas…there was a strange willowing wind, and much to my consternation, I ended up here. It’s not so bad though, you get to meet the most interesting people. 

Inoria

Well Mr. Wizard…do you know a way to get us back to our own dimension?

 

Mr. Wizard appears.

Mr. Wizard

He’s not Mr. Wizard. I am. And yes, I know how to get you back to your home dimension. It’s rather simple really. Reverse the polarity on Frank’s cape. It will take you straight to home. 

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CHAINSAW FRED

Who are you? 

The Wizard

I am the Wizard. Perhaps you’ve heard of me. 

GRENADEMAN

THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME? 

The Wizard

No. 

GRENADEMAN

THE WIZARD OF WALL STREET? 

The Wizard

No, the other one. 

GRENADEMAN

THE WIZARD OF DEATH CASTLE? 

The Wizard

You just made that one up. 

GRENADEMAN

I DID NOT. 

The Wizard

Yes, you did. 

GRENADEMAN

I

(interrupted) 

The Wizard

It isn’t very super heroic to lie Frank. 

GRENADEMAN

ER. WELL. PERHAPS, I THE COSMOS, BEING AN INFINITE SERIES OF POSSIBILITIES, THUS CONTAINS THE POSSIBILITY THAT SOMEWHERE THERE MUST BE A WIZARD OF DEATH CASTLE. 

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Hawkqueen

Hmm. On second thought, maybe that was a bad idea.

 

Another major fight ensues. It is a close one, but the heroes manage to defeat the randomly compiled Resident Forces of Evil and reduce them to tiny little bits of meat and shreds.  Chainsaw Fred decapacitates The Evil Elvis Clone. Inoria uses a vial of acid on the Loch Ness Monster. Hawkqueen picks up and throws Frankenstein away and Grenademan gets pummeled by the Wonder Hamster until it accidentally sets off one of the grenades and gets blown away.

Chaos

Congratulations! You win the rest of your miserable little lives, the insignificance and boredom of which will be far more punishment than anything else I could possibly hope to inflict upon you. You may wander as you will.

 

Chaos disappears.

Inoria

Well he does have at least one point… 

HawkQueen

His head? 

Inoria

No, I mean we are wandering as we will. I’m beginning to wonder if we’ll ever get back. We can’t just keep grabbing Frank’s cape and flickering through the universe like some cosmic remote control.

The Wizard appears. 

The Wizard

Perhaps I can help with that.