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HAWKQUEEN

I stand corrected. Hawk Eyre ho.

EXT – HAWK EYRE - DAY

The Hawk Eyre looms ahead and the hover car flys inside of it.

INT – HAWK EYRE HANGER - DAY

They take the unconscious Grenademan out. Inoria has a small robot come out, pick him up and lay him to a table.

INT – INORIA’S LAB - DAY

She points something that looks like an X-ray at his head.

HAWKQUEEN

What are you doing?

INORIA

I want to know where this guy comes from. Its against the law to pull his mask up, so I'm just going to read his mind instead.

HAWKQUEEN

Are you sure this is working this time?

INORIA

Yes.

HAWKQUEEN

Because last time you read their thoughts when they were 4 years old instead of two days in the past.

INORIA

Its working.

HAWKQUEEN

You're sure.

INORIA

I'm sure.

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[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 26

GRENADEMAN

THE FORCES OF GOOD ARE INVULNERABLE. IF I AM VULNERABLE I CANNOT BE HARMED.

Inoria and Hawkqueen look at each other.

INORIA

I'll get the hovercar.

EXT. INSIDE THE HOVER CAR WHILE MOVING - DAY

Hawkqueen and Inoria go into their hover cycle, with Grenademan who accompanies them in the back seat. Inoria holds a small blinking device up to Grenademan’s temple…who promptly slumps unconscious.

HAWKQUEEN

Well, I’m impressed…pretty handy gizmo you made this time, what’s it do?

INORIA

Make crazy people go unconscious?

HAWKQUEEN

I meant how does it work.

INORIA

You'd get bored.

HAWKQUEEN

Try me.

INORIA

Right. Well see it works first with the principle that the human brain is connect-

HAWKQUEEN

Bored now.

INORIA

Told you.

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GRENADEMAN

GREETINGS FELLOW FIGHTER OF EVIL!

INORIA

(pauses)

OK. Cute in a...stupid...sort of way.

Inoria gets up and runs towards Hawkqueen.

INORIA

Mephistopheles...is he?

Hawkqueen stands over the bird and begins to heal it.

HAWKQUEEN

He'll be fine. I'm healing him. If they didn't insist I'd leave them behind. They'd just come anyway.

GRENADEMAN

WHO CAN RESIST FIGHTING THE FORCES OF EVIL?

HAWKQUEEN

Er....can I help you?

Grenademan stands and looks around awkwardly.

GRENADEMAN

JUST ADMIRING YOUR HANDY WORK.

HAWKQUEEN

Thanks.

INORIA

Can I keep him?

HAWKQUEEN

Are you sure you want to do that?

INORIA

He may be hurt.

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INORIA

Heck if I know. I'd like a male super hero closer to my age though. You know how hard it is to find a good date. Most men, heroic or not are just crazy. Anyway...

HAWKQUEEN

Done now? Good. Take the owl. Amber, Mephistopheles get the chicken…I’ll take the Duck!

RED DIAMOND BACKED GROUND HEN

Red Dia-crap! It’s Hawkqueen!

SPOTTED WOOD OWL

That means Inoria can’t be far behind!

Spotted Wood Owl looks around desperately as Inoria activates a device on her belt and teleports behind him. Then she reaches back and slams him in the jaw, knocking him back.

INORIA

Quite correct …quite correct!

A fight ensures as the two hawks begin to attack the chicken, who desperately tries to fight back. Duck Avenger takes out a pistol and fires it at one of the hawks, wounding it as Hawkqueen charges up at him.

HAWKQUEEN

Oh you’ll pay for that you hypocrite….savior of birds indeed….

DUCK AVENGER

Put it on my …Bill….

The two of them scuffle and trade blows, but Hawkqueen cleans his clock as Inoria and the remaining hawk finish off the chicken in relatively short order. Grenademan gets his head unstuck from the wall and then falls back into Inoria. They collapse in a heap. Inoria gets an expression of attraction until he speaks.

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Grenademan tosses down two smoke grenades, filling the room with smoke. The bad guys shoot at Grenademan but miss horribly. Grenademan charges at Red Diamond Ground Hen. Grenademan misses and crashes into a patron. The three men in bird suits grab whatever they can find, trying to hit Grenademan with it but miss Grenademan who ducks, weaves and gets them to hit each other a few times.

GRENADEMAN

HAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN FROM VANQUISHING THE FORCES OF EVIL!

The smoke slowly clears as the bank teller, old man, and bank patrons have all been summarily knocked unconscious or beaten to a pulp while the three villains are still standing.

DUCK AVENGER

Right, well, if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it walks like a duck…I guess that must mean it’s a duck that’s about to Kick Your Ass.

Violent combat ensures, Grenademan dodging lots of blows, but overall getting the royal crap beaten out of him. He gets his pointy spiked helmet caught in a wall as they all proceed to take turns beating him.

Hawkqueen comes into the bank with her side kick Inoria and two of her hawks.

HAWKQUEEN

Looks like Duck Avenger again. Man I hate these guys, they make me feel so completely cheesy that my power involves birds.

INORIA

Comes with the territory.

HAWKQUEEN

Who’s the new guy?