Denny: What the fuck is going on here?
Superman: It should be obvious, this young man is being crushed by this monster.
Denny: First, his name is Frank. He's a very sensitive soul.
(Denny walks forward and hugs Frankenstein. Doctor Frankenstein looks uncomfortable at the humanization of his creation)
Peter Pan: No, I'm just an innocent victim in this
(Frankenstein crushes Peter's neck more, making him purple.)
Superman: Cut that out this instant!
(Flies faster than the speed of film and grabs Frankenstein's hand. Frankenstein looks shocked and drops Peter in pain. Peter immediately flies over and begins licking Denny's cheek.)
Denny: Ew!
(Kicks Peter in the testacles. Peter stops licking and writhes around on the floor in pain.)
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