Scene: Superman looks around desperately. Helst uses his x-ray vision and spots a small girl on a bike.
Scene: He flies around the building in a flash and blur. The little girl is awed.
Superman: (coughing) Excuse me. I need to borrow your bike.
(Little girl's lip trembles like she is going to cry. Superman sighs and flies off, buys a bag of coal. He crushes a few and gives the girl a handful of diamonds. Girl smiles and her eyes sparkle with diamonds.)
Superman: What's your name little girl?
Girl: Lucy.
Superman: Thanks Lucy. Can I have your bike?
(Lucy nods. Superman gets on the bike. He starts to pedal and the bike falls apart.)
Superman: Fuck it! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit shit damn damn fuck shit!
(Whilst swearing he pounds the bike into slag. The girl looks horrified. Superman kisses her cheek and sucks away the memory. Then flies off.)
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