Tuesday, November 25, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 36

Smirk
That’s not the way it looks. 

Dansen
Doesn’t matter. 

Smirk
Well it should. 

Dansen
I’ll be sure to alert the American Vocabulary Association. 

Frank
Excuse me. 

Smirk
Yeah? 

Frank
How exactly did I get here? 

Dansen
Not entirely sure. We found you after we got a silent alarm back at the station. We’ve got a permanent arrangement with Hawkqueen and Inoria….not that we can usually do much to whatever is messing around with their headquarters, but we like to at least say we made the attempt. 

Smirk
I’ll say-Metahuman detail is humiliating. I can’t remember the number of times I’ve told rookies to stop shooting after the first bullet….I mean, for crying out loud, if the bullets are bouncing off a guy-what’s the point of wasting ammunition at legitimate tax payer expense. 

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Double Down, Double Dead Pt 1


This story is about a man who has been declared legally dead by the state but is very much alive.  He determines to use the Vampire Registration Act to get a legal ID and get legal.

by T.C. Ricks.  Performed by Matt Franklin.


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Thursday, November 20, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 35


DOC SHADOWS
(as Inoria, relieved)
Thankyou. I think it is something new, some kind of compound that reflects energy. We need to enter it to open the door and disable their device.

GRENADEMAN
AHA! I have it!

Grenademan goes over to the non existent pad and enters the formula for Reflexium into it. Doc Shadows watches and learns. Doc Shadows then goes to right beside Grenademan and touches his neck like he did Inoria.

DOC SHADOWS
Sleep well friend. I am truly sorry for this. Perhaps I can repair some of the damage I have done before you wake up.

INT. HAWK EYRE. – DAY

Dansen
Hey, you ok? 

Frank
Um…yes, I think I passed out. I feel odd.  

Smirk
Not surprised. Took quite a bump on the forehead. 

Frank
Where am I? 

Dansen
The Hawk Queen’s Eyre. 

Smirk
Ire. 

Dansen
No, it’s pronounced Eyre. 

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 34

HAWKQUEEN
There he is! Get him!

DOC SHADOWS
(as Hawkqueen)
There he is! Get him!

Inoria takes out a whip and slings it out at Hawkqueen, shocking her into unconciousness, caught totally by surprise from behind. Grenademan tosses a smoke grenade. Doc Shadows rushes up toward Inoria, touching the side of her neck. She immediately falls unconscious. Doc Shadows moves through the smoke to appear as Inoria.

DOC SHADOWS
(as Inoria)
Fr…I mean Grenademan, we have found the door, but we’re having trouble getting inside….

Doc Shadows leads Grenademan up to a blank wall, which to Grenademan appears to be an impressive high tech door.

DOC SHADOWS
(as Inoria)
We’re having trouble getting inside. The Forces of Evil have blocked the door. Only the right chemical formula will let us inside.

GRENADEMAN
Why don’t I just blow it up?

DOC SHADOWS
(as Inoria, alarmed)
No, I don’t think that would be a good idea. Its hooked to a Cesium generator. Innocents might be hurt.

GRENADEMAN
Excellent point. What formula do you think it is?

Monday, November 17, 2014

[The 500] Eating the Seed Corn

The crescent wrench was polished with the sweat and tears of the protesters Wa had beaten. He had not done this lightly. His family needed to eat. His grandfather needed medicine. Who were they to accuse him of being an agent of Tyranny?
His father had protested the British when they had left the ‘democratic’ government in place that the mainland was now so ruthlessly exploiting. His grandfather had been on of the earliest architects of the movement for democracy, but the business community had remembered the Shu family’s leanings when the British had been power and slowly business had tapered to nothing.
The family had fallen from grace.
Now his muscled back pounded the concrete barricade the democratic protesters had set up. Each time he put down his wrench chips spun out in a tiny gray galaxy of boring stars. The other ‘agitators’ were putting their first and kicking at the blockade. The police had given up three days ago, and everyone knew it was a matter of time before the troops marched in and shot the protesters.
But it was still taking too long.
So Wa was doing their work for them. Yes, democracy was important. Yes, freedom was important. Freedom would not feed his family. He saw one naive and desperate young woman interpose herself between his wrench and the concrete block which was toppling back and forth from all the bodies pressing against it. Wa brought down his wrench.
He had meant to only hit her on the shoulder, but the idiot put her head in the way. He heard a sickening crunch. He could just drop her here, and in the chaos no one would know the wiser. He took no chances and began to drag the woman out of the crowd, which was no easy task. The bodies pressed against him, the blood flowing from the unconscious woman’s temple.
Did she have brain damage?
It seemed like forever. He had to kick at least two people who got in his way. Where was his wrench now? Eventually, wading through the swamp of humanity, he reached an ambulance. He told the cops that the woman had been wounded. And they loaded her up and took her away.
Then they arrested him. How could they know? But then he realized when he looked around at the protesters in the van with him, haggard faces with eyes all puffed up from pepper spray. These were the democratic idiots. Wa couldn’t help but laugh at the irony.
The universe was cruel and strange.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Thursday, November 13, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 33

J.R.R. THORNE
We can't let them interfere with the device.

DOC SHADOWS
Interesting.

J.R.R. THORNE
What?

DOC SHADOWS
Ironically, I think this disaster might have given me an idea. I'm amazed I didn't think of it before.

J.R.R. THORNE
What?

DOC SHADOWS
You don't want to know.

J.R.R. THORNE
Why?

DOC SHADOWS
Because I said so.

J.R.R. THORNE
WHAT?!

Doc Shadows uses his telepathic abilities to vanish from Thorne's sight. We see from Thorne's perspective that Shadows seems to step into the shadows and become invisible.

J.R.R. THORNE
Come back here! What are you doing?

DOC SHADOWS
(invisible)
I’m solving our problem.

EXT. KENSIGNTON RESEARCH FACILITY - DAY

Grenademan, Hawkqueen and Inoria turn a corner while not immediately looking at one another. Suddenly, Inoria and Grenademan see Doc Shadows where Hawkqueen is standing, and see Hawkqueen where Doc Shadows is standing.

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 32

GRENADEMAN
FORTHWITH VILLIAN! I SHALL HAVE AT THEE!

HENCHMAN
Whatever.

The henchman takes out a knife and tosses it at Grenademan. The knife bounces off of his helmet. Inoria shoots a taser like stun bolt at the thug and then turns to Grenademan.

INORIA
Please try to stay in sight.

GRENADEMAN
WE'RE NEARLY THERE.

HAWKQUEEN
Stay near me.

They move into the warehouse and spot a bizarre looking device with a large projector of some kind on one end, attached to a power source. The projector is obviously designed to bounce back and reflect off of something.

INORIA
What is that?
(Moves closer)

GRENADEMAN
A DEVICE OF THE FORCES OF EVIL!

Grenademan tosses a sleep gas grenade at a third group of henchmen who show up but who all fall asleep.

HAWKQUEEN
Yes. We knew that. Thank you.

INT. CONTROL ROOM - DAY

Doc Shadows and Thorne are looking in a control room looking at various cameras that show the heroes near the device.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Precyber - Chapter 54


Clarke and Emily confront the terrorists.


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Thursday, November 6, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 31

HAWKQUEEN
I can see through the eyes of the hawks. We need to head north.

INORIA
North it is then.

Inoria grabs Grenademan by the hand and pulls him north. She knocks out two remaining henchman and follows Hawkqueen's lead inside of the smoke. They move beyond the smoke.

The closer they come to a large warehouse, the faster they run. When they are almost there, another wave of henchmen comes out, branching clubs.

INORIA
Hey, they're learning. No guns this time.

HAWKQUEEN
If they were really learning, would they work for someone like Thorne in the first place?

INORIA
Good point.

GRENADEMAN
TALLYHO!

Grenademan single handedly charges them, tossing several grenades. Smoke, paint and oil cover the ground, covering many of the assailants. None of them immediately come out of the smoke. Grenademan vanishes inside it as well.

HAWKQUEEN
Where did he go?

INORIA
There he is!

Grenademan emerges from the smoke looking triumphant as another thug comes out after him, shooting a gun in his direction that he ignores initially. He starts to turn around while a hawk attacks the henchman, forcing him to drop the gun to the ground. The hawk moves into the smoke.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Grenademan Vs Zombies is now professionally edited

Grenademan Vs Zombies is done.  Its book 3 out of 5 but I'm still publisihing it as a series in the new year alternating with Forever West.  Fiona Skye has done a fantastic job editing it.

I will be reading from it every other week in the podcast starting two saturday's from now, with short stories alternating after that.  Rereading it, its amazing how my first serious arc story (before I wrote it) of five parts works well.  Book 1, 3, 4, and 5 are all awesome.  I'm not sure about 2....its too close to 4....and I might just do it last or as an anthology of short stories at some point...rather than actually do it...but I do think I need to create a short novella of  Book 1 at least.

Regardless, its progress and MY what a difference an editor makes....

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Precyber Chapter 53


Norne confronts Clarke and Emily.


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Thursday, October 30, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 30

EXT – KENSINGTON RESEARCH FACILITY - DAY

Hawkqueen, Inoria and Grenademan all look out at a large chain link fence. Inoria puts a small portable staircase on the ground that raises up and allows the three heroes to rush up and then rush down it. The portable staircase dissolves into vapor.

HAWKQUEEN
Handy that.

INORIA
That's what it is designed to do.

GRENADEMAN
DO YOU HAVE AN
(interrupted)

INORIA
(interupting)
Shut up! Do you have to be so loud?!

GRENADEMAN
(using an only barely perceptible lower tone of voice)
WHY SHOULD I NOT BE LOUD?

INORIA
Are you stupid? So we don't alert the bad guys that we're coming.

GRENADEMAN
BUT THE FORCES OF GOOD ARE INDESTRUCTABLE.

INORIA
No they aren't.

GRENADEMAN
YES, THEY ARE.

INORIA
What about people that aren't super heroes but are good, are they indestructible?

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 29

HAWKQUEEN
He was the most powerful metahuman on earth in his day. He was a hero. He fought crime through the twenties and thirties. He was last seen during WWII. Everyone thought he was dead.

INORIA
Maybe its some other guy.

HAWKQUEEN
True. Its not like its the first time we've run into someone taking up someone else's costume, but I think that this is different...

INORIA
The voice?

HAWKQUEEN
Yes. Its just so....him. You'd have to hear the old recordings.

INORIA
Well if it IS him, that would be kind of bad, wouldn't it?

HAWKQUEEN
What are you implying?

INORIA
We've taken on some pretty tough bad guys before, but nothing on the 'world's most powerful caliber'. Maybe we should call in some backup.

HAWKQUEEN
Maybe. Alert the police for now with a heads up. We're going to do some homework.

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Precyber Chapter 52


Emily and Clarke break into Aqua Noir.  They get help.


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Thursday, October 23, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 28

HAWKQUEEN
Alright then. Let's see what strangeness lurks in the mind of the man with the thumbtack head.

The video next to the device shows the earlier scene of the interrogation followed by scenes of the asylum. Very abbreviated.

HAWKQUEEN
That was horrible.

INORIA
Poor guy.

HAWKQUEEN
At least they didn't actually die.

INORIA
Enough to make him lose his marbles.

HAWKQUEEN
We need to find out what Thorne was actually up to. Anything in there that would give us any indications?

INORIA
None that I can tell.

HAWKQUEEN
Shadows....Doctor Shadows, can you believe it?

INORIA
Who is he?

HAWKQUEEN
Old Dead Guy. He wouldn't interest you.

INORIA
Obviously not so dead. Spill.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 27

HAWKQUEEN
I stand corrected. Hawk Eyre ho.

EXT – HAWK EYRE - DAY
The Hawk Eyre looms ahead and the hover car flys inside of it.

INT – HAWK EYRE HANGER - DAY
They take the unconscious Grenademan out. Inoria has a small robot come out, pick him up and lay him to a table.

INT – INORIA’S LAB - DAY
She points something that looks like an X-ray at his head.

HAWKQUEEN
What are you doing?

INORIA
I want to know where this guy comes from. Its against the law to pull his mask up, so I'm just going to read his mind instead.

HAWKQUEEN
Are you sure this is working this time?

INORIA
Yes.

HAWKQUEEN
Because last time you read their thoughts when they were 4 years old instead of two days in the past.

INORIA
Its working.

HAWKQUEEN
You're sure.

INORIA
I'm sure.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Precyber Chapter 51


Putting together the final peices.


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Thursday, October 16, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 26

GRENADEMAN
THE FORCES OF GOOD ARE INVULNERABLE. IF I AM VULNERABLE I CANNOT BE HARMED.

Inoria and Hawkqueen look at each other.

INORIA
I'll get the hovercar.

EXT. INSIDE THE HOVER CAR WHILE MOVING - DAY

Hawkqueen and Inoria go into their hover cycle, with Grenademan who accompanies them in the back seat. Inoria holds a small blinking device up to Grenademan’s temple…who promptly slumps unconscious.
HAWKQUEEN
Well, I’m impressed…pretty handy gizmo you made this time, what’s it do?

INORIA
Make crazy people go unconscious?

HAWKQUEEN
I meant how does it work.

INORIA
You'd get bored.

HAWKQUEEN
Try me.

INORIA
Right. Well see it works first with the principle that the human brain is connect-

HAWKQUEEN
Bored now.

INORIA
Told you.

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 25

GRENADEMAN
GREETINGS FELLOW FIGHTER OF EVIL!

INORIA
(pauses)
OK. Cute in a...stupid...sort of way.

Inoria gets up and runs towards Hawkqueen.

INORIA
Mephistopheles...is he?

Hawkqueen stands over the bird and begins to heal it.

HAWKQUEEN
He'll be fine. I'm healing him. If they didn't insist I'd leave them behind. They'd just come anyway.

GRENADEMAN
WHO CAN RESIST FIGHTING THE FORCES OF EVIL?

HAWKQUEEN
Er....can I help you?

Grenademan stands and looks around awkwardly.

GRENADEMAN
JUST ADMIRING YOUR HANDY WORK.

HAWKQUEEN
Thanks.

INORIA
Can I keep him?

HAWKQUEEN
Are you sure you want to do that?

INORIA
He may be hurt.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Thursday, October 9, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 24

INORIA
Heck if I know. I'd like a male super hero closer to my age though. You know how hard it is to find a good date. Most men, heroic or not are just crazy. Anyway...

HAWKQUEEN
Done now? Good. Take the owl. Amber, Mephistopheles get the chicken…I’ll take the Duck!

RED DIAMOND BACKED GROUND HEN
Red Dia-crap! It’s Hawkqueen!

SPOTTED WOOD OWL
That means Inoria can’t be far behind!

Spotted Wood Owl looks around desperately as Inoria activates a device on her belt and teleports behind him. Then she reaches back and slams him in the jaw, knocking him back.
INORIA
Quite correct …quite correct!
A fight ensures as the two hawks begin to attack the chicken, who desperately tries to fight back. Duck Avenger takes out a pistol and fires it at one of the hawks, wounding it as Hawkqueen charges up at him.
HAWKQUEEN
Oh you’ll pay for that you hypocrite….savior of birds indeed….

DUCK AVENGER
Put it on my …Bill….
The two of them scuffle and trade blows, but Hawkqueen cleans his clock as Inoria and the remaining hawk finish off the chicken in relatively short order. Grenademan gets his head unstuck from the wall and then falls back into Inoria. They collapse in a heap. Inoria gets an expression of attraction until he speaks.

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 23

Grenademan tosses down two smoke grenades, filling the room with smoke. The bad guys shoot at Grenademan but miss horribly. Grenademan charges at Red Diamond Ground Hen. Grenademan misses and crashes into a patron. The three men in bird suits grab whatever they can find, trying to hit Grenademan with it but miss Grenademan who ducks, weaves and gets them to hit each other a few times.

GRENADEMAN
HAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN FROM VANQUISHING THE FORCES OF EVIL!

The smoke slowly clears as the bank teller, old man, and bank patrons have all been summarily knocked unconscious or beaten to a pulp while the three villains are still standing.

DUCK AVENGER
Right, well, if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it walks like a duck…I guess that must mean it’s a duck that’s about to Kick Your Ass.
Violent combat ensures, Grenademan dodging lots of blows, but overall getting the royal crap beaten out of him. He gets his pointy spiked helmet caught in a wall as they all proceed to take turns beating him.

Hawkqueen comes into the bank with her side kick Inoria and two of her hawks.

HAWKQUEEN
Looks like Duck Avenger again. Man I hate these guys, they make me feel so completely cheesy that my power involves birds.
INORIA
Comes with the territory.
HAWKQUEEN
Who’s the new guy?

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Precyber Chapter 49


Shadow Leader advocates something very dangerous...and suspicious.


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Thursday, October 2, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 22

DUCK AVENGER
Are you referring to my erstwhile friend in the white?
GRENADEMAN
THAT IS RIGHT, FOUL PERPATRATOR OF FELONIUS FOWLNESS, I AM HERE TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, KINDNESS, HAPPINESS, NICENESS AND THE RIGHT OF THE AVERAGE CITIZEN TO ENJOY A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY, IF ANY SAID CITIZEN WANTS TO HAPPEN TO ENJOY A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY. I SHALL ACCOMPLISH THIS BY UNLEASHING THE MIGHT OF MY RIGHTEOUS GRENADES UPON YOU IN ALL THEIR HOLY FURY.
DUCK AVENGER
I’ll have you know, good sir, that this is not a chicken, but in fact a highly dangerous Red Diamond Ground Hen.
GRENADEMAN
HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN TO ME.
DUCK AVENGER
Well I assure you, he is not a chicken, and you are hurting his feelings.
GRENADEMAN
OH, I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT HIS…WAIT A MINUTE, YOU WON’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR EVIL TRICKY WAYS…BAD GUYS DON’T HAVE FEELINGS…PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!
DUCK AVENGER
Right…get him boys. Let’s teach him some political correctness with extremely violent prejudice!

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 21

SPOTTED WOOD OWL
No it is not! All of this money will go to a good cause, anonymously donated to bird sanctuaries in the lower 48 states…minus a small collectors fee for our environmentally conscious services of course.
DUCK AVENGER
Of course, saving the environment can be terribly expensive….

Duck Avenger steps up to the Bank Teller.

DUCK AVENGER
And I’ll take all the cash in that drawer.
BANK TELLER
You’ll never get away with this!
DUCK AVENGER
Yeah? And who’s going to stop me?

The front glass doors burst into shards of glass as GRENADEMAN comes charging in, wearing gaudy costume with inverted thumbtack like helmet, coupled with dozens upon dozens of brightly colored but tiny grenades dangling from all portions of his body and a bright silver cape. As he charges through the glass doors, patrons begin shrieking in pain and removing unseen shards of glass from their clothing.
GRENADEMAN
GREETINGS CITIZENS! I AM THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN!

Grenademan strikes a dramatic pose.

GRENADEMAN
I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THE VILE FORCES OF THE CHICKENMASTER!
Duck Avenger is shocked at first, and then shakes his head and moves over to the man in the Chicken Suit.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Precyber Chapter 48


Things move forward.


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Thursday, September 25, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 20

BANK TELLER
Well, you’re at the right place to do it.

The Bank Teller takes the deposit slip.

BANK TELLER
You didn’t quite add these numbers up right.
OLD MAN
Eh? I’ll have you know I was an accountant for 25 years before I retired, and if there is one thing I know, it’s numbers.
Three figures appear at the entrance of the bank; one dressed like a Duck (DUCK AVENGER), one like a chicken but with bright red diamonds in the feathers (RED DIAMOND BACKED HEN), and the other is dressed like an owl (SPOTTED WOOD OWL).

DUCK AVENGER
Yes, I know numbers too.

Duck Avenger fires gun into the ceiling.

DUCK AVENGER
All right everyone; this is a hold up in the name of oppressed waterfowl everywhere.

Duck Avenger begins taking money and jewels from various patrons, while the other two help.

DUCK AVENGER
Now I’ll have you know that this is no common run of the mill hold up, no sir. Is it Spotted Wood Owl?

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 19

ISAAC
Cool!

Fred Noble looks at Frank a little suspiciously.

Frank ignores him and proceeds to toss the smoke grenade at the same pile. Smoke covers a wide area. A wind picks up and blows the smoke back at everyone in the test area. They start coughing.

FRANK
Note to self-Obtain gas mask. Now testing sleep grenade.

FRED
SLEEP grenade? Is that safe?

FRANK
Perfectly. oops.

Frank accidentally drops the grenade. A large cloud covers them all and they fall asleep.

Screen goes black.

Some time later, Frank wakes up with Fred standing over him, visibly annoyed. He points to two labels on the grenades marked, "Flash" and "Explosive".

FRED
You can test those when the kids aren't around.

FRANK
Er...right.

INT. BANK - DAY

Camera shows a large bank bustling with people. There is a large vault visible in the back behind the tellers, and a lined cordon shows several people waiting. An old man, waiting in line walks up to a bank teller.

OLD MAN
I want to deposit my money.

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Precyber - Chapter 47


Clarke learns of the spark for Project Hammerfell.


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Thursday, September 18, 2014

[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 18

FRED
After dinner I guess.

FRANK
Excellent.

EXT. JUNKYARD - DAY

Frank, Fred and his two sons are all wearing improvised combat armor.

ISAAC
Dad, is this stuff necessary?

FRED
Yes it is. You ready to test this stuff out Frank?

FRANK
ABSOLUTELY. I mean, absolutely. We'll start with the easiest stuff.

Frank goes down and takes a grenade from his belt and tosses it at some mannequins that are standing up. A slick puddle of liquid splatters all over the place and the mannequins fall down. The kids cheer.

FRANK
The slick grenades work.

Frank takes another grenade off of his belt and tosses it at a large pile of junk. The grenade goes off and thick green paint explodes all over the target. It glows faintly.

FRANK
Paint grenades. Check.

ISAAC
What does that do Uncle Frank?

FRANK
Aside from the fact that it looks cool, you can use it to track people who get it on them.