Precyber Chapter 50

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INORIA

Heck if I know. I'd like a male super hero closer to my age though. You know how hard it is to find a good date. Most men, heroic or not are just crazy. Anyway...

HAWKQUEEN

Done now? Good. Take the owl. Amber, Mephistopheles get the chicken…I’ll take the Duck!

RED DIAMOND BACKED GROUND HEN

Red Dia-crap! It’s Hawkqueen!

SPOTTED WOOD OWL

That means Inoria can’t be far behind!

Spotted Wood Owl looks around desperately as Inoria activates a device on her belt and teleports behind him. Then she reaches back and slams him in the jaw, knocking him back.

INORIA

Quite correct …quite correct!

A fight ensures as the two hawks begin to attack the chicken, who desperately tries to fight back. Duck Avenger takes out a pistol and fires it at one of the hawks, wounding it as Hawkqueen charges up at him.

HAWKQUEEN

Oh you’ll pay for that you hypocrite….savior of birds indeed….

DUCK AVENGER

Put it on my …Bill….

The two of them scuffle and trade blows, but Hawkqueen cleans his clock as Inoria and the remaining hawk finish off the chicken in relatively short order. Grenademan gets his head unstuck from the wall and then falls back into Inoria. They collapse in a heap. Inoria gets an expression of attraction until he speaks.

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Grenademan tosses down two smoke grenades, filling the room with smoke. The bad guys shoot at Grenademan but miss horribly. Grenademan charges at Red Diamond Ground Hen. Grenademan misses and crashes into a patron. The three men in bird suits grab whatever they can find, trying to hit Grenademan with it but miss Grenademan who ducks, weaves and gets them to hit each other a few times.

GRENADEMAN

HAHA! NOTHING CAN STOP THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN FROM VANQUISHING THE FORCES OF EVIL!

The smoke slowly clears as the bank teller, old man, and bank patrons have all been summarily knocked unconscious or beaten to a pulp while the three villains are still standing.

DUCK AVENGER

Right, well, if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it walks like a duck…I guess that must mean it’s a duck that’s about to Kick Your Ass.

Violent combat ensures, Grenademan dodging lots of blows, but overall getting the royal crap beaten out of him. He gets his pointy spiked helmet caught in a wall as they all proceed to take turns beating him.

Hawkqueen comes into the bank with her side kick Inoria and two of her hawks.

HAWKQUEEN

Looks like Duck Avenger again. Man I hate these guys, they make me feel so completely cheesy that my power involves birds.

INORIA

Comes with the territory.

HAWKQUEEN

Who’s the new guy?

Precyber Chapter 49

Shadow Leader advocates something very dangerous...and suspicious.

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DUCK AVENGER

Are you referring to my erstwhile friend in the white?

GRENADEMAN

THAT IS RIGHT, FOUL PERPATRATOR OF FELONIUS FOWLNESS, I AM HERE TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, KINDNESS, HAPPINESS, NICENESS AND THE RIGHT OF THE AVERAGE CITIZEN TO ENJOY A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY, IF ANY SAID CITIZEN WANTS TO HAPPEN TO ENJOY A HOT FUDGE SUNDAY. I SHALL ACCOMPLISH THIS BY UNLEASHING THE MIGHT OF MY RIGHTEOUS GRENADES UPON YOU IN ALL THEIR HOLY FURY.

DUCK AVENGER

I’ll have you know, good sir, that this is not a chicken, but in fact a highly dangerous Red Diamond Ground Hen.

GRENADEMAN

HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN TO ME.

DUCK AVENGER

Well I assure you, he is not a chicken, and you are hurting his feelings.

GRENADEMAN

OH, I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT HIS…WAIT A MINUTE, YOU WON’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR EVIL TRICKY WAYS…BAD GUYS DON’T HAVE FEELINGS…PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!

DUCK AVENGER

Right…get him boys. Let’s teach him some political correctness with extremely violent prejudice!

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SPOTTED WOOD OWL

No it is not! All of this money will go to a good cause, anonymously donated to bird sanctuaries in the lower 48 states…minus a small collectors fee for our environmentally conscious services of course.

DUCK AVENGER

Of course, saving the environment can be terribly expensive….

Duck Avenger steps up to the Bank Teller.

DUCK AVENGER

And I’ll take all the cash in that drawer.

BANK TELLER

You’ll never get away with this!

DUCK AVENGER

Yeah? And who’s going to stop me?

The front glass doors burst into shards of glass as GRENADEMAN comes charging in, wearing gaudy costume with inverted thumbtack like helmet, coupled with dozens upon dozens of brightly colored but tiny grenades dangling from all portions of his body and a bright silver cape. As he charges through the glass doors, patrons begin shrieking in pain and removing unseen shards of glass from their clothing.

GRENADEMAN

GREETINGS CITIZENS! I AM THE MIGHTY GRENADEMAN!

Grenademan strikes a dramatic pose.

GRENADEMAN

I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOU FROM THE VILE FORCES OF THE CHICKENMASTER!

Duck Avenger is shocked at first, and then shakes his head and moves over to the man in the Chicken Suit.

Precyber Chapter 48

Things move forward.

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