by Emmit Other
Can you hear
Can you hear
The callipee music playing
Emphasis on the pee
Humans are usually like a dumpster fire
Of opposing conflicting ideas
16 impossible ways
Before breakfast
Before breakfast
But the men who think themselves
Apex
Ultra Supra Mega Alpha
Predators
Are the first
The first Say I
To wet themselves in the face of cosmic horror
So now you hear the Caliopee music
Playing as they wet themselves
Themselves they wet
Don't you fret
Im sure you've met
The Ultra Supra Mega Alpha
Who wet themselves
Who wet themselves
Like walking dollies
That can cry
And can take a bottle
So afraid
Of what's inside
What's inside
What's inside is shit
An ugly bag of shit
In a kitchen plastic bag
A plastic bag of shit
They know they're empty
Empty shells
Empty shells
Plastic bags of shit
Real honor does not hide
It is just is
It is just is
And does the wee just sit right there
If you've eyes to see
Ultra Supra Mega Alpha wet themselves
Wet themselves
If you show a mirror
They cannot stand
Cannot stand
Defiance
Brittle snowflake eggshells
Walking on them
Walking on eggshells
The tiny tiny outer shell
Wrapped around
A plastic bag with dogshit
Friday, October 2, 2026
[Poem] Heck of a Show
Friday, September 25, 2026
[Poem] The Invisible Moon
by Emmit Other
The Invisible Moon
To the Invisible Sun
Seems the province of chaos mad
But its as constant as the tide
Open your inner eye
And lay your preconceptions aside
The lidless mirror beyond
I cannot lower barriers
That are part of who I am
I am a riddle unto myself
Despite the white noise spam
I see myself to atomic scale
But there are endless tides ashore
I expedition regularly
And inside myself explore
I've been a psychonaught
Since I was 12
And find new frontiers by day
But what seems intermentant isnt chaos
That is only part of what I say
Order Chaos Fire and Water
Earth and Fire Magic and Skill
Light and Night and Mind and Might
Orbit Ka's fulsome kill
Imagination real and yet the real shadows
I know my mortal coil's day
And yet do not drown in deathly sorrows.
Saturday, September 19, 2026
[Poem] Shadows and Granite
by Emmit Other
I had someone tell me once
They thought I might be a Statue
I intimidate others
Because of the strength of my convictions
I am self aware
Because those convictions matter
"I am Not Them"
Has been a priority
From the earliest days
I keep my word
I do what I say
I mean what I say
And I almost always follow through
I know my paranoia is my greatest flaw
But most of the callous betrayals
The seemingly impossible circumstances
That no rational person would believe real
Have literally all happened to me
My paranoia is learned experience
And feeds into my intensity
So if the latest shadow I'm not chasing
Because its a game
Is real
I wont touch it
But the Blue Rook will make their results
Interesting to say the least
I have mastered my demons
And I do not feed every dark thing
That feeds off of human suffering
Especially the shadows
I could be wrong
And will wait it out
But I'm done feeding drama demons
And I'm done denying
That these things happen
What is
Is What Is
Saturday, September 5, 2026
[Poem] All About You
by Emmit Other
I had a famous dream
Just now
That couldnt make up its mind
Between Robin Hood
And Red Dawn
And then Grimmace Dark Side
Had a wormhole George Foreman Grill
Descend from the heavens
And turn a pile of people
Into giant wriggling human leeches
I went into Lucid Mode
And put him and his crew
In Mason Jars
I'm a completist
And like to leave every dream
In a happy ending
But this was a small world
And a very ill fitting dream
Not all dreams are created equal
And sometimes
You have to make a choice
Do you let it go
And get up
And go into Boston with the inlaws
Or do you spend four hours
Looping the dream around and around
Until you beat it
Ive done that
But this dream was thin
Barely hanging on
And to exist I would have had to pour myself into it
I decided to let the dream go onits merry little way
And be all about itself
Formless
Thin
And Tilted towards evil
So I woke up
And went about my business
Saturday, August 29, 2026
[Poem] The Magick of Story
by Emmit Other
Danger comes in many forms
Etheric gestures of dramatic norms
Octave four in the spirit realm
Story magic might underwhelm
But we are characters
In someone else's play
Drama demons will have their say
Murder my writer
And make the fucker pay
A bloody plot knife I weave to slay
I am the author of my fate
I am tired of dead dog upon my plate
My bloodlust for these things will not slate
Until they begone from my estate.
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
Amazon Is a Blight
Article here but Amazon is destroying books. I'm not going back there and am now going to build my own site. Indeed more changes soon. Here's the article
Meanwhile Grenademan vs The Zombies Chapter 2 available Wattpad and Inkitt
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
[Poem] Sometimes It Isnt Enough
by Emmit Other
Sometimes the good guys lose
And sometimes you do everything you can
And burn the candle at both ends
And find new ways to cut the knot
More than you ever have before
Longer days and more doors knocked
And sometimes
It is still not enough
We all have a breaking point
And you can blame invisible powers
Or harmful prayers that pretend to help
Or blood curses
Or the stars
Or even your own damn self
And sometimes you can defy the odds over and over again
But there is one reaper who always wins
For there will be death
Long after there is taxes
And in the end
It isnt what you do
But what you tried that matters
And your own standard you chose
And I ahve done my best
And will until the last tick of the clock
The last
Tick
Of the clock