by Emmit Other
Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi
Justifies redacting the Epstein Files
(Illegally)
With a spinning top LLM defense
"Why did you redact the files?"
The robot answers
"Why arent you clapping for leader Trump harder?"
A representative asks,"Who do you work for?"
The automaton from the Hall of Presidents replies
"Buy tickets to Melania today! 95% on Rotten Tomatoes!"
An exasperated representative finally asks
"are you even human?"
The Sex Doll says
"I am whatever Daddy Trump wants me to be
In a Barbie World
Its fantastic
To be fasc plastic!"
Pedo Jim Jordon defended
Pedo Defender Bondi
By saying
"Leader Trump let me take a turn with her
Fair is fair,
Your time may not be reclaimed"
Bondi replied
"The Stock market is high
Just like I am!"