Inglemia Army of Fire Elevator Pitch

"Imagine Honor Harrington meets Discworld in a DNDesque setting on shrooms.   The Gods are long since soupcanned and their bosses are forced to rely on very imperfect tools to fix the mess.  Imagine a Mary Sue finding out that she's actually a lovecraftian starspawn but for magic"

[Poem] Aspnet of the Sands

 Here

[Poem] Chat PJB

 by Emmit Other 

Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi

Justifies redacting the Epstein Files

(Illegally)

With a spinning top LLM defense

"Why did you redact the files?"

The robot answers

"Why arent you clapping for leader Trump harder?"

A representative asks,"Who do you work for?"

The automaton from the Hall of Presidents replies

"Buy tickets to Melania today! 95% on Rotten Tomatoes!"

An exasperated representative finally asks

"are you even human?"

The Sex Doll says

"I am whatever Daddy Trump wants me to be

In a Barbie World

Its fantastic

To be fasc plastic!"

Pedo Jim Jordon defended

Pedo Defender Bondi

By saying

"Leader Trump let me take a turn with her

Fair is fair, 

Your time may not be reclaimed"

Bondi replied

"The Stock market is high

Just like I am!"

Matthew 7: 21-23

 King James Version

21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

My Honorable Opponent

[Poem] Obi Wan Without a Luke

 by Emmit Other

My life has been harsh

My roads winding and twisted

Hidden and obscured in the mists of Samsura

I am not a Guru

But I do feel Power to My Name

The Solidity of Who I Am

I Echo Lessons Learned

A few scraps are perceived

But I hear the final scene of the Death Star

The moment where I'm supposed to say

"Luke Use The Force"

"Let Go"

And....then two photon torpedoes go into the thermal exhaust port

But there is no Force

And there is no Luke Skywalker

Only the Music

And the Empty Air

And I certainly dont have an X-Wing

Lying Around

Do you?

Status Update - 2026

First off all the easy stuff: Word count

Grenademan vs the Lich: 18K

Armor of Stone: 36K

The King is Dead: 9.8K

I have also started two new projects: An adaptation of Poetry of Elmer Gantry called "The Women of Gantry" and dusted off and restarted "I Asherah" which is likely to exceed "I, Odysseus" in length covering prehistory; old testament, new testament, the middle ages and "revelations" and the aftermath.   She is a powerful figure and clearly has a lot to say.

The bigger update is once I have a full day "day job" I will contact the artist I've already paid a down payment on "The Queen in Blue" for the kickstarter and will publish there.

Great things are coming.

Amazon Ask a Book

 Amazon is feeding my IP in violation of the TOS I signed when I agreed to publish into an AI that lets people ask LLM about my property in a way I cannot vet; as a result of this decision, all Red Anvil Publshing proprties have since been removed from the Amazon website.  While I had a plan to stop selling anything NEW there; my existing books have also been removed because I will not sell with a company that profits from the theft of my work or the work of anyone else.

Watch this space for new places my works can be sold.