Thursday, December 31, 2020

News of the Four Worlds - 2020 In Review

Who could have foreseen what an .....interesting.....year 2020 was for all four worlds.  Robot 1 and Robot 2 discuss in detail and also make predictions for the year to come.

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Friday, December 25, 2020

Saving Christmas (again)

 by Emmit Other

There is power in belief

But so few consider the consequences

Such reckless belief might make Santa and his reindeer fly

You might not even mind the Krampus

Revived by a raft of Christmas horror movies

But now the existential Christmas Dilema

Is part of the Mythology

Like Mr Magoo

Santa needs constant saving

His head stuck in a bucket

Or jail

Or kidnapped by Martians

Or trapped in an office complex during am elaborate heist of Nakatomi Plaza

Like Camelot being invaded

By every rando and his aunt matilda

Incompotent Santa needs constant help

It makes Christmas ours

Democratizing the magical distribution of presents

Though by new the sleigh smells like a used restroom in the Back of Fucking Beyond

The elves really cant get the smell out

So when you see Santa 

With his neck stuck in a plastic six ring beer holder

By all means help the poor bastard out

But let him do his job

Poor man has self esteem issues

Let christmas save itself for once

Thursday, December 24, 2020

To my Beloved

 by Emmit Other

The stars burn eternal

But also with envy for thee

Envoy of Kindness

Sentinel for all creatures great and small

Keeper of Lore

Organizer of Archives

Solver of Puzzles

Patroness of the Arts

Fashionista Appreciator

Fellow Traveller to Exotic and Distant Lands

We roam the Earth

But in some ways the Cursed Year was blessing

More time with thee

Glory and Amber we Made the Hourglass stopper

In thine eyes I see my best self

Merry Christmas Most Beloved

Twas the Night Before Spacegoats

We take a beloved christmas poem read by a robot and add Space Goats to key parts...because what could be more 2020 than that?

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Is this really a good idea?

 by Emmit Other

I see a future

A thousand thousand years from now

When we are but a myth

Our seeds are scattered to the stars

Panhuman missives zeal from one colony to another

In the blink of an eye by quantum entanglement

The line between flesh and steel blurs

And Earth is lost

Only to be found again

Earth herself

Our cradle, reduced to a rancid Venus hothouse

Our reexplorers are saddened

But their sorrow turns to horror

As the only life in the Sol system

Is a never ending cave complex

Deep beneath the surface of Mars

Bat eyed mole men

Slink and slime around 

Living on roaches and spiders and centipedes

Sapient enough to know horror

But with no record of how they came to be

Leon Stink has cursed the Martians 

To a million years of evolutionary horror

Just so he could die with a feather in his cap

His grinning skeleton beaming down on the ruin of his colony

Orbiting in his car with his hand on the wheel

Stellar wind in the final strand of its vacuum preserved hair

Lord of the empire of Morlock horror 

That panhumanity leaves

And never visits again

Monday, December 21, 2020


 by Emmit Other

Chronos and Zeus

Battling it out again in the heavens

800 years past

Mirage of Mythology

Panoplay to the steely naked eye

Bookending the Year of Chaos

Aquarius hosting the galactic affair

Drowned in a glory of stars

Stars we cannot see due to the pollution of light

One era ends

Another begins

The Golden Age is ours

If we but claim it

Fire was stolen once

Lets steal it again

And go up to join them

Friday, December 18, 2020

Potato Messiah

There are other worlds than these.

On Gaia Handle made a very different song.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2020

The Fate of the World

In the war movie "Enemy at the Gates" about dueling Snipers in Stalingrad, the fate of the world comes down to two men.   In the real world, the fate of the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD comes down to two senatorial elections.

Now is not the time to sit on your ass.

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Thursday, November 19, 2020

Thief Disney

In the latest line of abuses against REAL artists, musicians and writers; Disney, the most VORACIOUS copyright baron of them all is screwing over a popular writer for royalties JUST because it can.  It's gross and its high time to strip these giant zaibatsus of their copyright holdings since they have CLEARLY proven they cannot be responsible citizens.

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Saturday, October 31, 2020

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of JK Rowling

Join Harry Potter and Kreacher as they confront She Who Must Not Be Named, the true threat to the characters of the Wizarding World.  What will happen to Harry, and will you help him?

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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

After the Coup - Rebuilding

After a successful struggle, the very international institutions we built to stabilize the world (and exploit it) will make it harder for a legitimate government to create a new constitution to meet the needs of the people since currently we recognize non democratic actors like Russia and China as 'stabilizers' as well as the habit of the 'peace industry' to give all factions including the American Taliban a seat at the table.

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Monday, October 12, 2020

After the Coup - Organization

Organizing in the United States of America after a coup is no easy task.  Knowing which organization to trust is a matter of understanding who is leading the movement and what their plan is, and whether or not you want to risk association with them.

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Wednesday, October 7, 2020

After the Coup - Resistance

After a coup happens in the United States, the desire of every ethical and courageous person to resist.  But how much do you resist? What lines will you cross? What price will you pay? What price are you willing to risk others paying for your efforts?

You need to know ALL of these things.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2020

After the Coup - Survival

It's real folks.  "Stand By" is as much of a signal as you would ever need to take the threat to our freedom seriously.  But are you PREPARED for what might be coming? And even if it isn't in the next few months, the desire to take our freedom is a threat in the 2022 and 2024 cycles at least.

This is the first of four sessions on preparing yourself for a coup.





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Saturday, September 26, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - Dune and Fading Suns

The end of Part 1 of the series.  I wrap up my conclusions on the toxic culture of Silicon Valley and some of the steps we need to take to avoid science fiction cultures that restrict technology and put it in the hands of a few.

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Sunday, September 20, 2020

Mensaje Especial 2020

 Había un tío que quería todo y nadie le hablaba. 

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Saturday, September 19, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - The Public Square

The Dark Lords of Silicon Valley effectively control speech if you are not a millionare and they dont do it with Neutrality.  They may not be monopolies, but they are, collectively, effectively monopolies and we should not allow them to decide how our content viewing is prioritized.  Its one thing to put ads in, its another to say 'a private platform' controls what see and hear.

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Thursday, September 10, 2020

Mommeries - Part 27 - Caspar

Recollections from Caspar, Wyoming including kids getting lost near Dead Horse, Cowboy Ed, The Loss of Moonboots, Hodgie the Piece of Crap Abuser and the Very Very Very Interesting Family Reunion Why I Smashed My Face To Bits

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Monday, August 3, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - The Two Towers

The root of Silicon Valley Culture stems from Wall Street Culture, which is ultimately the root of all evil.  I agree, that 'lack of money' often causes evil, but more so 'lack of accountability' makes evil and Wall Street has learned that it has no master but itself except in the most dire of circumstances or random arbitrary examples.  Silicon Valley Tech Chuud culture can't be fixed until you take the $$$$$ out of the equation or at least mute it.

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Sunday, July 26, 2020

The Nail

Nothing else we do to stop Trump matters if we can't vote, and if we don't fund the USPS, we will NOT be able to vote.

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Sunday, July 12, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - You Move Fast and Broke it, You Bought It

Is there anything a Silicon Valley wouldnt try to sell for a buck? Nothing is off the table for them; whether its our jobs, our culture, our friendships or families.  For all the good done with their magical boxes, they dont ever compensate for the damage they do except with a few token donations or solophistic platitudes.

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Thursday, July 2, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - Treason

Facebook and Twitter know EXACTLY what they are doing when they let the russian bots run rampant on their toxic networks.  It needs to be stopped.

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Saturday, June 20, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - The Tyrant of Mars

Why are we going to let a guy who says a virus doesnt exist so he can risk lives to sell more electric cars be in charge of a colony a hundred million miles away?  What is wrong with a system that allows such a sociopath such unchecked power?

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Monday, June 15, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - The Magniot LIne

Even a virtue assigned to the tech world has all kinds of holes in it.  While an individual might have protection inside of the companies that actually bother to care about it.   When a secure company shares their data with an insecure company (facebook) or government (China) then it doesn't matter how secure they are INTERNALLY, they are absolutely insecure out of their narrow walled garden.

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Saturday, June 13, 2020

The Irredeemable Party

At what point does a party's brand become so toxic that you are evil simply being involved with them any more?

The Republican Party crossed that line a LONG time ago and its time to stop celebrating "the good republicans"

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Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Mommeries - Part 26- Driving and Digestion Problems

More time in Houston in the mid seventies.  Driving, digestion problems, a 4th pregnancy, a city in transition and fun with Anesthesia.

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Thursday, May 21, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - Petty Little Frankensteins - Digital Immortally

Digital Immortality is a question of When, not If.  Do we really want the Dark Lords of the Valley having watch over our future Digital souls?

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Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Mommeries - Part 25 - Cats, Rats, Snakes and Spiders

Houston is an interesting place and it is even more interesting when your house is near a swamp.  The perils of nature and nuture revealed.

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Saturday, May 16, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - Petty Little Frankenstins - Digital Intelligence

Digilital Intelligence (ie AI) is going to happen.  But if it must happen why are we allowing the Dark Lords of Silicon Valley to be the ones to make it so?

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Sunday, May 10, 2020

The $ins of $ilicon Valley - Toxic C.H.U.U.D. Culture

The problem isn't technology, it's culture and the people who control it.  This is an introduction to my newest series exposing the dangers these bad gatekeepers and those who own and fund them pose to society and our future.

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Friday, May 8, 2020

Paradise Lost and Space Goats

Robot 1 Reads Paradise Lost with key words replaced by the sound of a space goat.

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Saturday, April 25, 2020


EP Blingermeyer puts on a benefit for Earth.  Short 5 minute podcast of questionable taste.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Who, China?

Your filthy animal torture market causes you shame from a world outbreak? Golly.  Lesson Learned? Nope.  Just take over the World Health Organization and shut their mouth so another virus breaks out.

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Friday, April 17, 2020

Fox is Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

If I went on national television and told people to kill someone else I would be arrested.  If I said that someone was an alien, even if I believed it, and that person was killed, I would still be killed.  Murder or manslaughter; I am responsible for the persons death no matter my intent.

We have now moved past whether or not Fox news is "Press" and beyond "Free Speech" or concerns about becoming a banana republic.  Fox is a threat to the public good and must be shut down.  Here is my case as to why.

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Sunday, April 12, 2020

News of the Four Worlds: Pornucopia and Chickens

Robot 1 and Robot 2 are back with the latest news from Earth AND Terra about what happens when bored humans write really bad erotic fan fic.

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Thursday, April 9, 2020

Thoughts on The Allies of Viruses

Recent news has forced me to break from my comedic break to share my thoughts on those who are, quite literally, allies to Viruses and helping to spread them and the only appropriate response thereof.

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Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Rare Crosspost: A Modest Proposal

In my political blog I make a modest proposal given recent Republican action.

You can read it here.

Monday, April 6, 2020

[Script] Title Scene for "The Long Road" by J Weilin

Title Scene

(Black Screen)

Words Flash: Hell is the People You are With (Satre)

(Black Screen)

Words Flash: War Is Hell - General William Sherman

(Black Screen)

By Proxy, In War, Hell is the People Who Put You There - Gunny

SCENE - Absolutely hellish battlefield with troops locked down.  Troops are dying left and right.

SCENE - Orbiting ships bombard the battle field.

SCENE - Titanic explosions around the area, killing the enemy and the invading army.

REAVER, GUNNY, DOC, MAX, SMITH, WESSON are locked down in a culdesac.

GUNNY (Starts to speak)

They're KILLING their own-
(interupted by an explosion)

I have a plan.  If we can get to this point here
(Max points to a holographic map)
We can get can access the storm drains in

That's an awfully old map Max.

REAVER and DOC look at each other, dubious

Let's do it.

SCENE-Max puts up the map and leaves heavy supressing fire.  More orbital strikes blow up several men off scene.  Actual counter artillery fire kills more.

MAX (speaking in communicator)
We are in the line of fire.  Repeat-we are IN the line of fire.

The team moves forward, in cover formation.

We're almost there.  I can see it (his head is blown apart)

This is the only way we're going to be able to get off this planet.  It's forward or dead.

I am not dying today.

Max, Smith and Gunny look at each other, and they move in firing the last of their precious ammunition.  Smith is atomized by hostlie fire.

DOC and REAVER get into the storm drain and tunnels beyond, but the enemy keeps coming forward with seemingly inexuastible numbers.

GUNNY is trapped until some fallen debris as MAX helps him out.  MAX is shot in the course of doing this.  GUNNY looks at Max.

MAX (Closeup)
Go.  Go now.

Scene closes with Gunny leaving and Max firing at full auto at the enemy.   Gunny runs down the tunnel with hints of those behind him.

SCENE - Black Screen

24 Hours Earlier

SCENE - Locker Room

CAPTAIN SCHLO is in an argument with GUNNY

Were you trained in Tarantico?

No but-

Are you an officer?
(checks Gunny's uniform)

SCENE: Close up of Gunny's face

SCENE: Close up of Schlo's face looking to the side

SCENE: Close up of Gunny's face
Gunny looks to the same side.

SCENE: Close up of the brevets on Gunny's sleeve.

SCENE: Close up of the stars on Schlo's sleeve.

SCENE: Close up of Schlo

Then WHY are we having this conversation again

SCENE SMITH, WESSON and MAX are in a locker room, Schole and Gunny can be vaguely heard argueing in the background.  They are all standing around watching a man in a suit on a sceen.

SMITH (slowly cleaning and assembling his gun) (Close up)
I still say he has something in his teeth.

Scene Video of a man in a suit
CORP GUY (volume low)
What's good for Amalgamated Dynamics is Good for Humanity

WESSON (arms crossed and folded)  (Close up with arms)
I am not seeing it.

We support our troops.

SMITH (close up)
Look at.  Right there.

CORP GUY (on screen arms wide)
Let us ALL support our troops and our economy.

SMITH (off screen) points with his finger at CORP GUY's face.
It's RIGHT there.

WESSON (close up)
I just don't see it

MAX (closeup, squinting)
I mean...maybe?
Scene: Max, wider shot. He ocks his own pistol and holsters it.

Let's finish gearing up.

Scene Schlo and Gunny are in a small room

Yes, you are in command. I'm not saying cut off the invasion.  We both know that isn't going to happen.  But if we deploy just 30 meters north we can LIVE through it.


But I TOLD you this is a setup.  We are being sent to die to bring in fresh recruits for their profits.

No.  Fake news.

My sister WORKS in his office, she told me.

The answer is NO.  Now go gear up with the others.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Lord Potato's Timeshare in Heaven and Extended Celestial Warranty

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures and EP Blingermeyer is now selling an episode to the Reformed Church of Lord Potato.  Thankfully, 35 minutes of this hour will only be broadcast in Terra but here are 25 minutes of your life you will never get back.


You have been warned.

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Sunday, March 1, 2020

News of the Four Worlds - We Didn't Start The Fire

The REAL TGAW Podcast, not that political drivel TC dishes out but Robot 1 and Robot 2 with hard hitting commentary on FOUR worlds.  Did they uncover the real source of the Corona Virus outbreak?

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Wednesday, February 12, 2020

11 Fixes For a Broken Everything - Cultural Engineering

It isnt enough to fight to fix the world one time; you have to make it better in ways that last and that means creating institutions to meet the needs of people.  We not only need to do this but the demand is so large that we need to actually study this, teach it and distribute the knowledge of how to do so at a high school level.

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

11 Fixes For a Broken Everything - The Root Value of Truth

Fake News isnt just some abstract problem that makes elections harder.  Honor and Truth are the things that let us live and get through every day.

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Saturday, January 18, 2020

11 Fixes For a Broken Everything - Oliver Twist Courts

If it isn't being enforced, it shouldn't be a law.  We need special prosecutors outside the regular chain of command in the justice department for laws people dont enforce OR we need to get rid of the laws that even orphan courts dont want to make happen.

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Sunday, January 12, 2020

11 Fixes For a Broken Everything - Shackling Milo Mindbender

There will always be Milo Mindbenders in the world.  Wealth Taxes and Income Taxes solve some of the problem but they find ways around it.  The only long term sustainable solution (besides changing the fundamental nature of humanity) is making sure that Milo works for US rather than just himself to get what he wants.

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