I spend 20 minutes talking like a cat. About 60 percent of it is me just making generic cat talk noises, 37% cat singing and some random english words or other animals to create the illusion of stimulating conversation.
I dont recommend listening to it.
We can pretend
That the Very Concerned White Men
Being Howler Monkeys
In the hearings
For the First Native American
Interior Secretary
We can
But it would be moronic
Stupid
Wrong
Indulgently Ghoulish
These oil and gas companies
Reach into mother Earth
Pull out her blood
Churn it as poison into our skies
Thrust it into our lungs with a pitched fondu fork
Melt the poles for a quick buck
Kill other sapient species on this planet
Those non human brothers who know they are alive
And do not have voice as these toxic agents of filth
Chortle and Harumph and Act Very Concerned
About Jobs for Rural Meth Maga America
Pardon if I dont give a fuck for your Maga feelings
I did not consent to the destruction of our world
For your Goddamned SUV
It all starts somewhere right? The poster child for why all other tech companies are ammoral with a glitz of magic and a dash of some good but mostly rotten to the core all starts with Microsoft that acted as an ACTUAL monopoly and taught the other companies to be greedy in DIFFERENT ways for the laws we havent even invented yet as compared to the 100 year old Sherman Anti Trust act.
Long before the First "Horseman" Microsoft came along and set the stage for toxic Technoculture in America and the rest of the World; IBM helped contribute meaningfully to the Holocaust by allowing the German government in WWII to identify, catalog and kill millions and millions of people based on their religion, culture or sexual orientation. This was entirely preventable, but IBM looked the other way and has since still defended themselves.
As of now, IBM has suffered no meaningful consequences for their crime.
by Emmit Other
Taking away the gasoline
From the match lighting pyromaniac child
Who wants to watch the world burn
Why standing by
Twiddling your thumbs content with the world
The fat happy apostle after the last supper
Ignoring the shaking of the world around you
While all around you gremlin goblins in human form
Set up the bonfire of the earth
And all the kindling therein
And draw you a bulleted powerpoint
And ancient treasure map with a big red x
Saying here on 1/6/2021
I am going to make the world burn
Makes you an arsonist by voyeurism
by Emmit Other
I want to believe in beautiful karma
That some giant bony invisible hand
Ticks of points like the Good Place
......er.....or better
Some kind of karmic balance
In this life
Or the next
But the cosmic toxic muppet muggle
That decided to make me her Work Project
Who whisper lisped her anti moxie dribble jibble
Flippering flappering peppery tribble
Liquid farts in vocal form
Her puking flukes of sentance gorm
Proves to me with wicked breath
Of heavens mist and angel death
That this person who needs a gremlin smack
To the back of gnobbish head
Not demanding meteors or gasoline trucks
Or broken knees on banana peels
Just a torbid curled nasty sandwich with her least favorite ingredient
That she eats half way through as she lords her psuedointellect over her family
Or something of that vein
Anyway it was an interesting day at work
