Finally!
Finally!
FINALLY
We have a legit story
For Titanic 2
An edgy nillionare
The professor
The hot shot pilot
Go down
Into the Dark
"What?"
Wahwahwahwah
"What about 350 dying horribly?"
Wahwahwahwah
"Are you kidding me?
Wait...was there a nillionsre stuck with them?"
"No?
Maybe we can use this...
Have the sub seemingly die
But taken by Atlantis
At Warp speed
To save the 400
Maybe 2000 refugees
Like a cruise ship
Full of nillionares
Saving Refugees"
Titanic 2: The Crushening
When you live a lie
So much
That it traps you in a hell
A hell so dire
That your body is a prison
That slowly robs your breath
A lie that prevents escape
A lie that prevents apology
A lie that prevents change
Faith is belief in that which is unsern
But real
Believing in a lie
Isnt faith
It is just
Holding your breath until you turn
Blue
lalalalalalalala fingers in my ears
I cant hear you
The truth doesnt care
What you think of it
What you desire of it
It just is
And every lie is paid for
By someone
Most often
It is paid
By you.
Bitterly.
Nike wants you to be happy
Be happy
Oh so happy
Happy happy happy
Joy Joy Joy
Joi Joi Joi
Hapi Hapi Hapi
Hap Hap Hap
Fap Fap Fap
Tap Tap Tap
Dadoodadoodoodoo
Happiness
The internet sees
What was clearly supposed to be
An anthropomorphized sapient shoe spirit
And instead
Is...
A sapient spirit of...joy.
Playable at a fortnight game near you
Netflix assures you they arent there
Streamberrys terms
But
They are
You see
ChatGPT3000
Is reading everything you do
Everything you are
Do you think
You are save
From a future holodeck
Your gramdkids use
To spin up a simulation of you
And literally
Make you blow
Some Orange Tang
Right up your nose
Terms and Conditions
Tetms and Conditions
by Emmit Other
Bad enough that Europe is returning
Like a dog to its vomit
To conservatism
And not to moldy toe jam
Center Reich conservatism
But Qanon maga nazi freak far reich satanism
Even after seeing the UK
Even after seeing Trump
To vote conservative
In a system that allows third parties
Is the single greatest sign of moral
And cognitive decline
Imaginable
But to vote that way
When they promise to repeal abortion laws
When they want to make you a brood mare
That is a level of self loathing
That means
You arent worth
The slightest shred or molecule
Of empathy
Respect
Or dignity of any kind
by Emmit Other
Between Covid
And terrorist landlord
And eye surgery
and a sick cat
I am drawing the line
Maybe our reality is purely banal
And that is all there is
I wish
But if we are entertainment
For something that feeds on our suffering
Whether that be God
Or a devil
Or drama demons
Or hollywood hacks
I intend
To do everything in my power
To take no action
To make no choice
That they dont force me to make
Until I have some assurance
The little boy shaking the ant farm
Cuts it out
And is unlikely
To repeat it
I have reached my limit
And my limit is now
My limit is here
I am done
Ninja Joe is Ninja Yo
He has a secret plan
Rope a dope the nazis yo
He has a secret plan
Looking like an inept fool
He has a secret plan
Didnt actually fix loans for school
He has a secret plan
He didnt fix the FCC
He has a secret plan
Nazis still run the CBP
He has a secret plan
Run out of Kabul like the Spanish bulls
He has a secret plan
Negotiate away all his climate tools
He has a secret plan
Rumors swirl that his ally Clyburn sold us out
He has a secret plan
Duct taping the mouths of progressive devout
He had a secret plan
He only LOOKS like a weak doddering old man
He has a secret plan
In 2024 when Third Way splits the vote
He still has a secret plan
All the dems in congress on a prison boat
He has a secret plan
Right before the showers of death
He shakes his fist
And holds his breath
Til he turns blue
And fakes his death
They felt bad
Biden thinks
He had a secret plan!!!!
