[Poem] Special Snow

 By Emmit Other

Its snowing in summer

Its snowing in summer

But dont make a snow cone

Dont make a snow cone

Or you will think

You work for wall street

Its Cocaine!

[Poem] Big Bird Go Boom

 In a nearby shadow world

Big Bird Went Boom

The freaks that worked for Reagan

Thought this was a good idea

Instead of killing a teacher

They nearly killed a dream

You cannot kill an idea

But you sure can make one scream

Petty politics 

And the demonic senate

Kept this program alive

Far longer than it should

Now the SLS does the same thing

Bathtub drowning the public good

An undemocratic senate

Snuffs the dreams of young eagles

An American Republic turned empire

Shouldnt even be legal....s....

.......

.......

Give...measels...

.......

Something....beagles...

....bagels?

Muggles?

.......

The senate sucks.

[Poem] Hallucinating Oxygen

 by Emmit Other

The Nasa guys I hear

Are opening a new frontier

Or perhaps they had too much beer

Given this stupid notion I fear

The tech bros sold Nasa another piece of shit

Just like the SLS which doesnt work

But with congress is quite the hit

ChatGPT for astronauts sounds fun

Until you know what its about

Sending them into the sun

Hallucinating a cool breeze they cant do without

They ask how the air is doing

And chatGPT makes something up en route

About fresh air and blue skies

While the astronaut goes blue 

Since the truth to an llm is wearing a cunning disguise

Here

[Poem] A Whole New Level of Stupid

Spitting into the wind

Messing around with Leroy Brown

Serving as Ronald MagaDonalds Lawyer

Expecting honesty from a Republican

Getting your news from Fox Noise

Thinking  a nillionare is your friend

These are all stupid

But aint nothing compared

To a mercinary

Thinking he can cross 

Prince Polonium

And not finish the job

Unless he has a food taster

For the rest of his life

And never goes above the first floor

He is the walking dead

Clock is ticking

Chef Blood Pool

Clock is ticking

[Poem] Titanic 2 - Electric Boogaloo

 Finally!

Finally!

FINALLY

We have a legit story

For Titanic 2

An edgy nillionare

The professor

The hot shot pilot

Go down

Into the Dark

"What?"

Wahwahwahwah

"What about 350 dying horribly?"

Wahwahwahwah

"Are you kidding me?

Wait...was there a nillionsre stuck with them?"

"No?

Maybe we can use this...

Have the sub seemingly die

But taken by Atlantis

At Warp speed

To save the 400

Maybe 2000 refugees

Like a cruise ship

Full of nillionares

Saving Refugees"

Titanic 2: The Crushening

[Poem] The Lie

When you live a lie

So much

That it traps you in a hell

A hell so dire

That your body is a prison

That slowly robs your breath

A lie that prevents escape

A lie that prevents apology

A lie that prevents change

Faith is belief in that which is unsern

But real

Believing in a lie

Isnt faith

It is just 

Holding your breath until you turn

Blue

lalalalalalalala fingers in my ears

I cant hear you

The truth doesnt care

What you think of it

What you desire of it

It just is

And every lie is paid for

By someone

Most often

It is paid

By you.

Bitterly.

[Poem] Our Lady Of Joy

 Nike wants you to be happy

Be happy

Oh so happy

Happy happy happy

Joy Joy Joy

Joi Joi Joi

Hapi Hapi Hapi

Hap Hap Hap

Fap Fap Fap

Tap Tap Tap

Dadoodadoodoodoo

Happiness

The internet sees

What was clearly supposed to be

An anthropomorphized sapient shoe spirit

And instead

Is...

A sapient spirit of...joy.

Playable at a fortnight game near you

Lol