[Poem] Second Helping

 by Emmit Other

Never before has a boy asked for more

Of his own vomit

Because its gross

But some freak teacher

Made him eat it

And you know

You KNOW

That her first outrage

Was being caught on camera

Not at the fact

That people now know

She was a sadist

And choose teaching

To get her fix

How exactly

How

FUCKING HOW

Do we not psychologically test

Politicians

Military Officers

Landlords

Teachers

Social Workers

Police Officers

For sadists and sociopaths?

Because the American system is built

For sociopaths

Maintained by a Rape Court full of them

And they keep making us all

Eat our own vomit

With capitalism

Every

Single

Day

Wow

[Poem] Virtue Signaling Hypocritical Freak

 I had a friend 

Get accused 

Of being something he is not

Stalking and cybervigilanting him

On Twitter

Bear in mind

That Ninja Warrior here

Is Virtue Signalling

ON TWITTER

a Platform run by a fascist

For fascists

Virtue signaling on twitter

Is motherfucking

STUPID

Calling someone racist on twitter

Is motherfucking 

STUPID

Its like dressing up

To the nines

And going to 

The Adolph Hitler memorial

Racists are Cool

2023 Masquerade

And accusing someone

Of being an anti semite

After you paid

300000

For the mother fucking ticket

If you arent a fascist

Or fascist lover

Or fascist enabler

And you are on twitter

Dont virtue signal

Because

You have none

Authors Note: I hear the Semantics Democrat in the background saying if twitter is so bad, why is your friend there?

If that is the only thing you got out of the poem, go slap your face and read it again

And my friend runs a small business he is desperately trying to make work.  I dont want anyone to be on twitter, but if you must be there, dont pretend moral superiority.

[Poem] Special Snow

 By Emmit Other

Its snowing in summer

Its snowing in summer

But dont make a snow cone

Dont make a snow cone

Or you will think

You work for wall street

Its Cocaine!

[Poem] Big Bird Go Boom

 In a nearby shadow world

Big Bird Went Boom

The freaks that worked for Reagan

Thought this was a good idea

Instead of killing a teacher

They nearly killed a dream

You cannot kill an idea

But you sure can make one scream

Petty politics 

And the demonic senate

Kept this program alive

Far longer than it should

Now the SLS does the same thing

Bathtub drowning the public good

An undemocratic senate

Snuffs the dreams of young eagles

An American Republic turned empire

Shouldnt even be legal....s....

.......

.......

Give...measels...

.......

Something....beagles...

....bagels?

Muggles?

.......

The senate sucks.

[Poem] Hallucinating Oxygen

 by Emmit Other

The Nasa guys I hear

Are opening a new frontier

Or perhaps they had too much beer

Given this stupid notion I fear

The tech bros sold Nasa another piece of shit

Just like the SLS which doesnt work

But with congress is quite the hit

ChatGPT for astronauts sounds fun

Until you know what its about

Sending them into the sun

Hallucinating a cool breeze they cant do without

They ask how the air is doing

And chatGPT makes something up en route

About fresh air and blue skies

While the astronaut goes blue 

Since the truth to an llm is wearing a cunning disguise

Here

[Poem] A Whole New Level of Stupid

Spitting into the wind

Messing around with Leroy Brown

Serving as Ronald MagaDonalds Lawyer

Expecting honesty from a Republican

Getting your news from Fox Noise

Thinking  a nillionare is your friend

These are all stupid

But aint nothing compared

To a mercinary

Thinking he can cross 

Prince Polonium

And not finish the job

Unless he has a food taster

For the rest of his life

And never goes above the first floor

He is the walking dead

Clock is ticking

Chef Blood Pool

Clock is ticking

[Poem] Titanic 2 - Electric Boogaloo

 Finally!

Finally!

FINALLY

We have a legit story

For Titanic 2

An edgy nillionare

The professor

The hot shot pilot

Go down

Into the Dark

"What?"

Wahwahwahwah

"What about 350 dying horribly?"

Wahwahwahwah

"Are you kidding me?

Wait...was there a nillionsre stuck with them?"

"No?

Maybe we can use this...

Have the sub seemingly die

But taken by Atlantis

At Warp speed

To save the 400

Maybe 2000 refugees

Like a cruise ship

Full of nillionares

Saving Refugees"

Titanic 2: The Crushening